Originally Posted by rowan

I ran a markov chains program over the king james bible text a year or two ago. Being markov output it's semi-random garbage, but it actually looks half plausible. Bet it could get some bashers thinking for a minute or two, trying to decipher its true meaning...

Except the land was filled with them. And he did neither eat bread, nor drunk any water, three days expound the riddle. And his host, and those that were in the house of bondage, to thrust thee away with them, that they might dwell together; and the lord appeared unto jacob all the while he offered sacrifices. And the lord made not this written in the first book of the holy place, even the two posts, and went along the highway, all the work of goats' hair for his father had but spit in her father's household, and shebna the scribe, and joah the son of jephunneh.