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AaronM · 02-14-2003, 01:05 PM

50 BIATCH!

Eric's Nuts · 02-14-2003, 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
ummm how come you guys think im anything but chilled out

I simply stated I wouldnt fuck a hooker.

I didnt look at his video or anything.

He replied about content, I replied.

Im not in the least pissed or really give a fuck.

I recomend watching the videos.....they are pretty funny if I do say so myself....

Fletch XXX · 02-14-2003, 01:09 PM

[yoda voice]

Hmmm. Watch this video, I will.

Eric's Nuts · 02-14-2003, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
[yoda voice]

Hmmm. Watch this video, I will.

4 out of 5 dentists recomend it

BigFrog · 02-14-2003, 01:13 PM

looking over the drunk dollars sites.....me thinks your site is far superior.

hope it does very well

Eric's Nuts · 02-14-2003, 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by BigFrog
looking over the drunk dollars sites.....me thinks your site is far superior.

hope it does very well

Thanks Man! I try my best

Martin · 02-14-2003, 01:20 PM

Fuck it harder bitch..HAHA nice..

init · 02-14-2003, 01:29 PM

haha sweet one bro, funniest shit ive seen in a while

MetaMan · 02-14-2003, 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by Eric's Nuts

This has everything to do with content! I produced this video for my webiste. I acted like I was lonely for a good laugh. I think it came pretty damn funny

u must be lonely very lonely!
nice valentines day horns haha did your mommy and daddy make u where those when you were little and push around a desert cart?

Eric's Nuts · 02-14-2003, 01:40 PM

snowpimp · 02-14-2003, 01:52 PM

lol eric, you are the man, that was some funny shit, you just made my day

drunkdollars · 02-14-2003, 02:47 PM

What up snowpimp when you coming to town to star in a cameo??

Jamdin · 02-14-2003, 03:08 PM

ROFL...that little bitch was hot!!!

Wonder what she would do for $600

Baal · 02-14-2003, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
You guys are such suckers. "Is it real?" LMAO.

Yeah, you'd think that the webmasters here would know that all of the reality sites are 100% real. Just look at BangBus or MILFhunter or CFF or any of a few dozen other reality sites to know that there are women all over the place just begging to be fucked by a stranger with a cameraman. Why fake it when so many women out there are just dying for it?!?

Unfortunately, where I live all the women are prudes; we tried to film 2 new reality series called "Bang'72PickupTruck" and "DrunkChickHunter", but the only footage we got should be called "MaceMeInMyPickupTruck" and "When Bouncers Attack". Jeesh...

magicmike · 02-14-2003, 03:47 PM

That was too funny.

How does anyone think its real? Would you call an escort/hooker and then fuck her without a condom?

Anyways content with a bit of humor / plot is a nice touch and something that will appeal to at least a segment of the porn audience.

J.R. · 02-14-2003, 03:48 PM

That's not a hooker...lol

thats' Loni a model available to all of us..lol...

She is on my site too..

chaffer · 02-14-2003, 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by J.R.
That's not a hooker...lol

thats' Loni a model available to all of us..lol...

She is on my site too..

Whats it called again when someone takes money for sex?

Scott McD · 02-14-2003, 04:06 PM

Being married ???

drunkdollars · 02-14-2003, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by Scott McD
Being married ???

HAHAHAH

Pipecrew · 02-14-2003, 04:21 PM

hookers normally have purses for money.... Sly told me!

Jer · 02-14-2003, 04:22 PM

EXCELLENT !

fang · 02-14-2003, 04:29 PM

Right on!! LOL

Better than most paysites I've been to

Angelie · 02-14-2003, 04:55 PM

I need a ManHo!

drunkdollars · 02-14-2003, 05:01 PM

Come on over im sure Eric is down

Eric's Nuts · 02-14-2003, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by Angelie
I need a ManHo!

Come on over sweetie. I got plenty of love to left to give out!

GTS Mark · 02-14-2003, 05:30 PM

Haha that was great! Happy Valentines day!

DH

KrazieSweets · 02-14-2003, 05:34 PM

LMFAO Eric dude that shit fucking rocks and so do you

drunkdollars · 02-14-2003, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
hookers normally have purses for money.... Sly told me!

Sly only gets tranny hookers what does he know

Nima · 02-14-2003, 06:02 PM

we didnt get to see any bang bang

what happend

drunkdollars · 02-14-2003, 06:13 PM

http://gallery.clubdrunk.com/free_si...entines/05.wmv

Enjoy

drunkdollars · 02-15-2003, 12:36 AM

was anyones valentines as fun as erics???

hahaa

strainer · 02-15-2003, 08:58 AM

Great fucking movie, ha ha ha. As always the best part is people asking if its real, lol.

Scott McD · 02-15-2003, 09:19 AM

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Originally posted by drunkdollars
http://gallery.clubdrunk.com/free_si...entines/05.wmv

Enjoy

Nice bitch slap...

Voodoo · 02-15-2003, 09:21 AM

FUCK IT HARDER BITCH!

02-15-2003, 09:29 AM

What else is in your ass bitch?

02-15-2003, 09:34 AM

Wahahahahaha classic!

Kimmykim · 02-15-2003, 10:13 AM

OMG these are hilarious, the post production on the trailers is great too!

Eric's Nuts · 02-15-2003, 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
OMG these are hilarious, the post production on the trailers is great too!

Thanks Kimmy Kim!

drunkdollars · 02-15-2003, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
OMG these are hilarious, the post production on the trailers is great too!

KK wants Erics Nuts

gothweb · 02-15-2003, 12:06 PM

Porn should be funny more often. I love it.

Mutt · 02-15-2003, 12:19 PM

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Originally posted by J.R.
That's not a hooker...lol

thats' Loni a model available to all of us..lol...

She is on my site too..

yup........... she just did a bj scene for a customer yesterday.

there's a little group of these girls, like a macabre merry-go-round, wake up and today's the day i'm the drunk chick who gets called a stupid whore and takes a load on my face, tomorrow wake up and I'm Karaoke singing girl who gets called a dumb ho and takes a load on my face, day after that I'm scheduled to be the idiot who goes over to the California Pimp's place auditioning for a calendar and take another load on the face ............. and so it goes.

girls are working more for Internet companies than video studios I think now.

drunkdollars · 02-15-2003, 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by Mutt

yup........... she just did a bj scene for a customer yesterday.

there's a little group of these girls, like a macabre merry-go-round, wake up and today's the day i'm the drunk chick who gets called a stupid whore and takes a load on my face, tomorrow wake up and I'm Karaoke singing girl who gets called a dumb ho and takes a load on my face, day after that I'm scheduled to be the idiot who goes over to the California Pimp's place auditioning for a calendar and take another load on the face ............. and so it goes.

girls are working more for Internet companies than video studios I think now.

SHHHH Muttt

Mutt · 02-15-2003, 12:27 PM

Simon we are safe. Notice how many webmasters even asked if it was real?

that means you guys are doing a great job. not all these reality sites are done well.

we just shot our first scene for a reality video site Tuesday. My shooter had never really done one before even though he's a really good gonzo director with an AVN award in his back pocket - he told me it was very different shooting than anything he's done in porn before.

gothweb · 02-15-2003, 12:33 PM

I'd like to see some real reality content...

Mutt · 02-15-2003, 12:39 PM

the only 100% authentic reality content would be voyeur content where the people have no idea they are being videotaped.

A couple who decided to videotape themselves having sex ain't that real, they are aware that they are making a movie, the Osbourne's aint really reality, everybody is aware they are making a TV show.

The girls gone wild party girl content is pretty real, just guys videotaping real world events.

railz · 02-15-2003, 04:15 PM

God I'd love to have a cameo in something like "Dr"

Think with a straight face and an English accent, we could pull off a "he's a very distant relative of the queen" thing?

Be fucking hysterical

drunkdollars · 02-15-2003, 04:30 PM

railz where do you live??

Kimmykim · 02-15-2003, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by drunkdollars

KK wants Erics Nuts

Hey Erics a cutie ;)

railz · 02-15-2003, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by drunkdollars
railz where do you live??

Sadly no where near LA

Drop me an ICQ sometime though.

galleriesx · 02-15-2003, 06:16 PM

heheheheheh, this shit should be shown on TV :-) You'll become then a model for all mens

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magicmike Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: JustPorno Posts: 2,384	That was too funny. How does anyone think its real? Would you call an escort/hooker and then fuck her without a condom? Anyways content with a bit of humor / plot is a nice touch and something that will appeal to at least a segment of the porn audience.

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02-14-2003, 04:22 PM	#71
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02-14-2003, 05:30 PM	#76
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Haha that was great! Happy Valentines day! DH

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KrazieSweets So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,060	LMFAO Eric dude that shit fucking rocks and so do you

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02-15-2003, 08:58 AM	#82
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02-15-2003, 09:21 AM	#84
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X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	What else is in your ass bitch?

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X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	Wahahahahaha classic!

02-15-2003, 10:13 AM	#87
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	OMG these are hilarious, the post production on the trailers is great too!

02-15-2003, 12:06 PM	#90
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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Simon we are safe. Notice how many webmasters even asked if it was real? that means you guys are doing a great job. not all these reality sites are done well. we just shot our first scene for a reality video site Tuesday. My shooter had never really done one before even though he's a really good gonzo director with an AVN award in his back pocket - he told me it was very different shooting than anything he's done in porn before. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	I'd like to see some real reality content... __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

02-15-2003, 12:39 PM	#95
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	the only 100% authentic reality content would be voyeur content where the people have no idea they are being videotaped. A couple who decided to videotape themselves having sex ain't that real, they are aware that they are making a movie, the Osbourne's aint really reality, everybody is aware they are making a TV show. The girls gone wild party girl content is pretty real, just guys videotaping real world events. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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railz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,531	God I'd love to have a cameo in something like "Dr" Think with a straight face and an English accent, we could pull off a "he's a very distant relative of the queen" thing? Be fucking hysterical __________________ This Space for Rent

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