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Eric's Nuts 02-14-2003 11:53 AM

Fuck it, I'm getting a hooker for Valentines Day!
 
Why bother with normal chicks. With a hooker you are guarenteed to get laid!

Click here to watch me get my hooker

Fletch XXX 02-14-2003 11:55 AM

why?

does pussy really mean that much to you?

feel alone?

depressed?

Get drunk dont get laid.

xxxdesign-net 02-14-2003 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric's Nuts
Why bother with normal chicks. With a hooker you are guarenteed to get laid!

Click here to watch me get my hooker


and get herpes!! :thumbsup

RedShoe 02-14-2003 11:56 AM

the buildings on fulton aren't seven stories tall. But cool video. LOL :) :)

And you can see the # when you open the door. LOL

ERIC YOU'RE NUTS!!!

I love your vids man. LOL

Juicy D. Links 02-14-2003 11:56 AM

post a vid when she arrives

Eric's Nuts 02-14-2003 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
why?

does pussy really mean that much to you?

feel alone?

depressed?

Get drunk dont get laid.

Fuck, I'll get drunk and laid....and yes pussy does mean that much to me. fucking it pays the bills :)

Eric's Nuts 02-14-2003 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
the buildings on fulton aren't seven stories tall. But cool video. LOL :) :)

And you can see the # when you open the door. LOL

ERIC YOU'RE NUTS!!!

I love your vids man. LOL

Damn you! hahaha

Dawgy 02-14-2003 11:58 AM

thats just some funny shit :)

Eric's Nuts 02-14-2003 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
post a vid when she arrives
Here ya go

http://www.ericsnuts.com/personal/valentine2.wmv

Fletch XXX 02-14-2003 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric's Nuts


Fuck, I'll get drunk and laid....and yes pussy does mean that much to me. fucking it pays the bills :)

Pussy has paid my bills since 98, but I dont go out and get hookers.

Its degrading.

I wouldnt lower myself to that.

Never pay for pussy.

m.o.b.

CosmicKitten 02-14-2003 12:13 PM

Happy V.D.

venereal disease

Eric's Nuts 02-14-2003 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


Pussy has paid my bills since 98, but I dont go out and get hookers.

Its degrading.

I wouldnt lower myself to that.

Never pay for pussy.

m.o.b.

Don't we pay girls for content shoots in this biz? if we didn't pay for pussy this business wouldn't exist. I wouldn't do it if it wasn't on video.....well maybe

RedShoe 02-14-2003 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric's Nuts


Here ya go

http://www.ericsnuts.com/personal/valentine2.wmv

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
The reality part is really real. You go thru all that trouble of decorating, and she just didn't even care. See, it just goes to show that women really don't give a shit about our efforts to please them. You'd have been better off opening the door, and throwing a whip cream pie in he face. You'd have gotten the same reaction.

421Fill 02-14-2003 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe


HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
The reality part is really real. You go thru all that trouble of decorating, and she just didn't even care. See, it just goes to show that women really don't give a shit about our efforts to please them. You'd have been better off opening the door, and throwing a whip cream pie in he face. You'd have gotten the same reaction.

tehehehe....

QualityMpegs 02-14-2003 12:24 PM

classy...very classy...funny shit ;)

JamesK 02-14-2003 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric's Nuts


Here ya go

http://www.ericsnuts.com/personal/valentine2.wmv

more!

Eric's Nuts 02-14-2003 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wildcard


more!

Alright, alright....haha. Here's the ending. Enjoy!

http://ericsnuts.com/personal/valentine3.wmv

railz 02-14-2003 12:31 PM

"okay guys you're fucking creeping me out now!"

LOL!

Juicy D. Links 02-14-2003 12:33 PM

nice money shot!!!!!!!!!

Eric's Nuts 02-14-2003 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
nice money shot!!!!!!!!!
Thank you, I try my best! HAHAHA

railz 02-14-2003 12:34 PM

"fuck it harder, bitch!"

OH GOD!

I just fucking pissed myself :)

Thanks for the laugh Eric and co - I needed it today (fucking hate valentine's day)

Eric's Nuts 02-14-2003 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by railz
"fuck it harder, bitch!"

OH GOD!

I just fucking pissed myself :)

Thanks for the laugh Eric and co - I needed it today (fucking hate valentine's day)

Glad we could help! Fuck Valentines day

Scott McD 02-14-2003 12:41 PM

That's fucking good shit...


:thumbsup

xxxdesign-net 02-14-2003 12:41 PM

damn she's got major attitude..!!


....'give me my fucking money bitch...':1orglaugh

Rep 02-14-2003 12:42 PM

LOL ~ That was hilarious.

PatrickM 02-14-2003 12:42 PM

haha funny videos, Eric :)

Kre8t0r 02-14-2003 12:47 PM

You'd fit in GREAT at our studio man!! :thumbsup

chaffer 02-14-2003 12:49 PM

that shit came out funny Eric hahahah

Snake Doctor 02-14-2003 12:49 PM

Fuck it harder bitch :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Eric you are fuckin nuts

PaulSweet 02-14-2003 12:49 PM

And they say romance is dead.... :Graucho

Kre8t0r 02-14-2003 12:51 PM

just a few moments...LOL
http://www.photogregg.com/news.html

maxjohan 02-14-2003 12:51 PM

Serious is that real?

real time? ohh..nooo?

Eric's Nuts 02-14-2003 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PaulSweet
And they say romance is dead.... :Graucho
HAHA...i'm all about the romance!

Fletch XXX 02-14-2003 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric's Nuts


Don't we pay girls for content shoots in this biz? if we didn't pay for pussy this business wouldn't exist. I wouldn't do it if it wasn't on video.....well maybe

Unfortunately this has NOTHING to do with content.

Your claims to being alone on Valentines day and that you would get a hooker doesnt say anything about content.

It says youre alone and to not be alone youre going to get a hooker.

Nothing to do with content only a choice of friends.

xxxdesign-net 02-14-2003 12:55 PM

Eric... you can tell us... is that real???

My guess is no... why bother to get an escort that would probably refuse to be filmed.... while a model would do the job...

Also.... too much drama going on without it to be staged...

Common now... this is not how you threat a client...

its too over the top!:2 cents:

Phil21 02-14-2003 12:56 PM

Funniest video ever.

nocostporn 02-14-2003 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


Unfortunately this has NOTHING to do with content.

Your claims to being alone on Valentines day and that you would get a hooker doesnt say anything about content.

It says youre alone and to not be alone youre going to get a hooker.

Nothing to do with content only a choice of friends.

Fletch chill out,he's posted vids of fuckin that girl a few times before...it's not a hooker,take a joke :glugglug


funny shit indeed!

Eric's Nuts 02-14-2003 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


Unfortunately this has NOTHING to do with content.

Your claims to being alone on Valentines day and that you would get a hooker doesnt say anything about content.

It says youre alone and to not be alone youre going to get a hooker.

Nothing to do with content only a choice of friends.

This has everything to do with content! I produced this video for my webiste. I acted like I was lonely for a good laugh. I think it came pretty damn funny

BigFrog 02-14-2003 12:59 PM

well, i fucking loved the clips dude. made me laugh out loud :thumbsup

maxjohan 02-14-2003 12:59 PM

hmmm..It cant be real

Validus 02-14-2003 01:00 PM

Hookers eh? hehehe...

Eric's Nuts 02-14-2003 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by maxjohan
Serious is that real?

real time? ohh..nooo?

of course it's real! 100% real :winkwink:

UncleJimmy 02-14-2003 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by railz
"fuck it harder, bitch!"

OH GOD!

I just fucking pissed myself :)

Thanks for the laugh Eric and co - I needed it today (fucking hate valentine's day)



HOLY SHIT that was a riot!

good work man...

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Kre8t0r 02-14-2003 01:01 PM

ALL "reality content" has its flaws but that was AWESOME! Eric did the cameraman get any? :Graucho

BigFrog 02-14-2003 01:02 PM

i love how even people who are suppose to be webmasters question if a clip is real or not....
pffttt

Eric's Nuts 02-14-2003 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kre8t0r
ALL "reality content" has its flaws but that was AWESOME! Eric did the cameraman get any? :Graucho
He could have but he's too afraid. I think he might be gay or something HAHHA

Shoplifter 02-14-2003 01:03 PM

That movie was cool but it got cut off before the bukkake part.

BigFrog 02-14-2003 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kre8t0r
ALL "reality content" has its flaws but that was AWESOME! Eric did the cameraman get any? :Graucho

what flaws do you speak of?

Sly_RJ 02-14-2003 01:03 PM

You guys are such suckers. "Is it real?" LMAO.

Fletch XXX 02-14-2003 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn


Fletch chill out,he's posted vids of fuckin that girl a few times before...it's not a hooker,take a joke :glugglug


funny shit indeed!

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric's Nuts


This has everything to do with content! I produced this video for my webiste. I acted like I was lonely for a good laugh. I think it came pretty damn funny

ummm how come you guys think im anything but chilled out

I simply stated I wouldnt fuck a hooker.

I didnt look at his video or anything.

He replied about content, I replied.

Im not in the least pissed or really give a fuck.

i didnt even watch the vid.


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