Good things about war - GoFuckYourself.com

Libertine · 02-15-2003, 08:48 PM

Ok, I said I wouldn't talk about the war anymore. I lied.

While people get killed in wars and stuff, there are also a number of good things about it:

- the more soldiers go to war, the better the ratio of chicks/men is for the ones who stay behind during the war
- the more soldiers get killed, the better the ratio of chicks/men is for the ones who survive for years to come
- during times of war people often are emotional and impulsive. a real man ofcourse knows how to make good use of this, and will benefit greatly from the fear and emotion among women (= get laid), especially of the ones whose partners are in the army
- the more men get killed in the war, the less men will return to compete with you for jobs in the future
- anti-war demonstrations are a great way to meet chicks! (remember the 60's? "free love" actually was invented by the men that stayed behind during Vietnam so they could benefit from the great women/men ratio at that time)
- need a pick-up line? war is a great topic for casual conversation!

only one real bad thing about it though, all the guys who get killed will never buy a membership to one of your sites again

Juicy D. Links · 02-15-2003, 08:52 PM

I get laid more when we are in war

onewebsite · 02-15-2003, 08:56 PM

I think the thing about the war is we can try to prevent a major occurance about 9/11 unfortunately some smaller stuff will happen most likely because of the war. I guess it's all about the big picture. I like your posts above.

pr0 · 02-15-2003, 08:57 PM

interesting perspective

benthompson · 02-15-2003, 09:04 PM

I am laughing to your post and crying for you...

KRL · 02-15-2003, 09:04 PM

The USA will make a shit load of money off this war if it happens.

twistyneck · 02-15-2003, 10:27 PM

Don't forget about all the dead Muslims. Each one is a walking time bomb.

Max Walker · 02-15-2003, 10:41 PM

Don't know is that statement was supposed to be some sad joke or if you are going to be heeding your own words but if so, you need pick up some more game as it sounds like its very weak.

02-15-2003, 08:48 PM	#1
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	Good things about war Ok, I said I wouldn't talk about the war anymore. I lied. While people get killed in wars and stuff, there are also a number of good things about it: - the more soldiers go to war, the better the ratio of chicks/men is for the ones who stay behind during the war - the more soldiers get killed, the better the ratio of chicks/men is for the ones who survive for years to come - during times of war people often are emotional and impulsive. a real man ofcourse knows how to make good use of this, and will benefit greatly from the fear and emotion among women (= get laid), especially of the ones whose partners are in the army - the more men get killed in the war, the less men will return to compete with you for jobs in the future - anti-war demonstrations are a great way to meet chicks! (remember the 60's? "free love" actually was invented by the men that stayed behind during Vietnam so they could benefit from the great women/men ratio at that time) - need a pick-up line? war is a great topic for casual conversation! only one real bad thing about it though, all the guys who get killed will never buy a membership to one of your sites again __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

02-15-2003, 08:56 PM	#3
onewebsite Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: MN Posts: 13	I think the thing about the war is we can try to prevent a major occurance about 9/11 unfortunately some smaller stuff will happen most likely because of the war. I guess it's all about the big picture. I like your posts above. __________________ onewebsite.com

02-15-2003, 08:57 PM	#4
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	interesting perspective __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

02-15-2003, 09:04 PM	#5
benthompson Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 553	I am laughing to your post and crying for you... __________________ No signature.. I am bored of the signatures aswell..

02-15-2003, 09:04 PM	#6
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02-15-2003, 08:52 PM	#2
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	I get laid more when we are in war

02-15-2003, 10:27 PM	#7
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	Don't forget about all the dead Muslims. Each one is a walking time bomb.

02-15-2003, 10:41 PM	#8
Max Walker Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vancity Baby Posts: 41	Don't know is that statement was supposed to be some sad joke or if you are going to be heeding your own words but if so, you need pick up some more game as it sounds like its very weak. __________________