How to avoid turning gay in prisons - GoFuckYourself.com

Gimmy · 02-13-2003, 08:12 AM

So you are in jail. There are hundreds of guys who did not have sex in years and will fuck anything. So what do you do to avoid turning gay.

First tip is to find a good and fat rat. Then it is very important to knock all of its teeth out, so it is nice and smooth. Then put it on your cock and it feels just like pussy. It's safe, you won't get STD's and you can cum into the rat.

Second tip is to eat a lot of Mexican food. When you are about to take a dump, do it so half of your shit is hanging from your ass. Even the dirtiest guy in jail would not dare to touch you.

Maybe you are going to laugh now, but it can help you when you end up behind the bars.

gornyhuy · 02-13-2003, 08:15 AM

just pretend its a girl fucking you in the ass with their big aids infested she-cock. Then you won't be gay.

JayJay · 02-13-2003, 08:15 AM

I'll remember that thanks for the advice

Mastin · 02-13-2003, 08:16 AM

third tip , drop them a Gimmy's asshole.

Ironhorse · 02-13-2003, 08:53 AM

Ok I understand the one about the sloppy behind but wtf is it with the rat? Are you insane? What's wrong with using your hand?

Rep · 02-13-2003, 09:00 AM

I'm sure the large black man churning your creamy white ass into butter doesn't consider himself gay, why should you consider yourself gay?

playa · 02-13-2003, 09:09 AM

getting ass raped by man doesn't turn you gay

Basher · 02-13-2003, 09:20 AM

archer · 02-13-2003, 09:22 AM

if he's a real person and not an alternate persona, gimmy should visit this site

prison rape?

JimW · 02-13-2003, 09:35 AM

Don't drop the SOAP!!!!

Roald · 02-13-2003, 09:39 AM

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Originally posted by JimW
Don't drop the SOAP!!!!

BigFish · 02-13-2003, 09:40 AM

yeah, they'll just kick your ass everyday instead cuz u'll be a freak and a loner.

UncleJimmy · 02-13-2003, 09:46 AM

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Originally posted by archer
if he's a real person and not an alternate persona, gimmy should visit this site

prison rape?

No doubt archer, reading a few of those articles will make ya wanna blow chunks. I'm shocked that the ACLU or someone hasn't done something to press that issue into getting resolved. I know incareration is the punishment, didn't know that forced prison sex was an accepted part of it... :/

Lev · 02-13-2003, 11:10 AM

fucking a rat????

Yo Adrian · 02-13-2003, 11:14 AM

Moral to the thread: Don't go to jail

Getting ass fucked, rats, soap......not worth it

JamesK · 02-13-2003, 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse
Ok I understand the one about the sloppy behind but wtf is it with the rat? Are you insane? What's wrong with using your hand?

did u ever hear about jokes?

eiht_98 · 02-13-2003, 12:34 PM

dig420 · 02-13-2003, 01:58 PM

it gives tough on crime Republican politicians something to masturbate over.

MaxDent · 02-13-2003, 02:03 PM

Is this advice from actual experience?

MetaMan · 02-13-2003, 02:06 PM

the only way to avoid this is going to a medalsmith and gettin him to make a bear trap custumized to fit into your asshole,

will keep those pesky 500 pound black guys from coming back thats for sure!

QualityMpegs · 02-13-2003, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse
Ok I understand the one about the sloppy behind but wtf is it with the rat? Are you insane? What's wrong with using your hand?

I agree...fucking disturbing...

02-13-2003, 08:12 AM	#1
Gimmy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: My ass Posts: 1,069	How to avoid turning gay in prisons So you are in jail. There are hundreds of guys who did not have sex in years and will fuck anything. So what do you do to avoid turning gay. First tip is to find a good and fat rat. Then it is very important to knock all of its teeth out, so it is nice and smooth. Then put it on your cock and it feels just like pussy. It's safe, you won't get STD's and you can cum into the rat. Second tip is to eat a lot of Mexican food. When you are about to take a dump, do it so half of your shit is hanging from your ass. Even the dirtiest guy in jail would not dare to touch you. Maybe you are going to laugh now, but it can help you when you end up behind the bars.

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	the only way to avoid this is going to a medalsmith and gettin him to make a bear trap custumized to fit into your asshole, will keep those pesky 500 pound black guys from coming back thats for sure!