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  • Gimmy
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2002
    • 1069
    #1

    How to avoid turning gay in prisons

    So you are in jail. There are hundreds of guys who did not have sex in years and will fuck anything. So what do you do to avoid turning gay.

    First tip is to find a good and fat rat. Then it is very important to knock all of its teeth out, so it is nice and smooth. Then put it on your cock and it feels just like pussy. It's safe, you won't get STD's and you can cum into the rat.

    Second tip is to eat a lot of Mexican food. When you are about to take a dump, do it so half of your shit is hanging from your ass. Even the dirtiest guy in jail would not dare to touch you.

    Maybe you are going to laugh now, but it can help you when you end up behind the bars.
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    • gornyhuy
      Chafed.
      • May 2002
      • 18041
      #2
      just pretend its a girl fucking you in the ass with their big aids infested she-cock. Then you won't be gay.

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        • JayJay
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2002
          • 3739
          #3
          I'll remember that thanks for the advice

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            • Mastin
              Registered User
              • Feb 2003
              • 26
              #4
              third tip , drop them a Gimmy's asshole.
              no thanx.

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                • Ironhorse
                  Pixel Pusher
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 7094
                  #5
                  Ok I understand the one about the sloppy behind but wtf is it with the rat? Are you insane? What's wrong with using your hand?
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                    • Rep
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 991
                      #6
                      I'm sure the large black man churning your creamy white ass into butter doesn't consider himself gay, why should you consider yourself gay?
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                        • playa
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 6432
                          #7
                          getting ass raped by man doesn't turn you gay

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                            • Basher
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 1168
                              #8
                              n
                              my bum itches

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                                • archer
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 1721
                                  #9
                                  if he's a real person and not an alternate persona, gimmy should visit this site

                                  prison rape?
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                                    • JimW
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 422
                                      #10
                                      Don't drop the SOAP!!!!

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                                        • Roald
                                          SecretFriends.com
                                          • May 2001
                                          • 27910
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by JimW
                                          Don't drop the SOAP!!!!


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                                            • BigFish
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 1159
                                              #12
                                              yeah, they'll just kick your ass everyday instead cuz u'll be a freak and a loner.

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                                                • UncleJimmy
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 855
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by archer
                                                  if he's a real person and not an alternate persona, gimmy should visit this site

                                                  prison rape?

                                                  No doubt archer, reading a few of those articles will make ya wanna blow chunks. I'm shocked that the ACLU or someone hasn't done something to press that issue into getting resolved. I know incareration is the punishment, didn't know that forced prison sex was an accepted part of it... :/
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                                                    • Lev
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                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 3545
                                                      #14
                                                      fucking a rat????

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                                                        • Yo Adrian
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                          • 6326
                                                          #15
                                                          Moral to the thread: Don't go to jail

                                                          Getting ass fucked, rats, soap......not worth it
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                                                            • JamesK
                                                              hi
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 16731
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Ironhorse
                                                              Ok I understand the one about the sloppy behind but wtf is it with the rat? Are you insane? What's wrong with using your hand?
                                                              did u ever hear about jokes?
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                                                                • eiht_98
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 6103
                                                                  #17

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                                                                    • dig420
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                      • 9240
                                                                      #18
                                                                      it gives tough on crime Republican politicians something to masturbate over.

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                                                                        • MaxDent
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                          • 851
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Is this advice from actual experience?

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                                                                            • MetaMan
                                                                              I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                              • 28682
                                                                              #20
                                                                              the only way to avoid this is going to a medalsmith and gettin him to make a bear trap custumized to fit into your asshole,

                                                                              will keep those pesky 500 pound black guys from coming back thats for sure!

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                                                                                • QualityMpegs
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                  • 3521
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Ironhorse
                                                                                  Ok I understand the one about the sloppy behind but wtf is it with the rat? Are you insane? What's wrong with using your hand?
                                                                                  I agree...fucking disturbing...

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