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Are you man enough to order a grape soda?
Honestly, I'm not, takes a lot of jam for an adult male to order a grape soda
Waitress: And what would you like to drink? Adult Male Customer: I'll have a large grape soda please. Waitress: What are you? Six? takes a real man secure in his manliness to order a grape soda.
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Why not? Are you that insecure that you care about what others think about you?
Come on ;)
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Waitress: And what would you like to drink? Adult Male Customer: I'll have a large grape soda please. Waitress: What are you? Six? Adult Male Customer: What are you, the first waitress who doesn't want tips?
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it's your fault, ever since you got that nick and avatar i have been thinking of grape soda and ordered a case. i literally hadn't had a can of grape pop/soda in 30 years minimally.
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Around here, people would strangely think you're awesome for ordering a grape soda..
Or in the ghetto, they also say 'let me get some purple'.
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I don't know anywhere here that sells grape soda here
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I just moved down to Florida last week from up north.
At one of the rest stops I saw a fountain machine with grape soda in it. In Georgia I think. I snickered a little.
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Nothing washes down a bucket of fried chicken like a cold grape soda.
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Let's do some business!
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"Let me get" always cracks me up.
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lol. That's what they really say most of the time around here and it's pretty annoying.
Even though Larry Flint and some billionaires have mansions in this town, it's surrounded by ghetto... ![]()
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Is that like grape drank
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I'd order a grape soda. I love that kind of shit. I love cream soda too, black cherry. We were at a candy store a few weeks ago and I bought a blue berry soda. (It was so nasty I didn't finish it!)
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![]() Soda is bad for you.
- "Drinking just one sugar-sweetened beverage a day was associated with a 20 percent bump in a man's risk of having a heart attack over a 22-year period" - "The excess sugar from soda is converted in the body to fat. But unlike the subcutaneous fat that's visible under the skin, much of this sugar transforms into either triglycerides or fatty tissue that surrounds organs, like the liver. And both metabolic syndrome and fatty liver disease can contribute to higher risk of coronary heart disease, Type 2 diabetes and stroke." - "Both diet and full-sugar cola contain the flavoring phosphoric acid. This causes greater acidity in the blood. At that point, your body's first priority is to restore a balance, so it leaches some calcium out of your bones to neutralize the acid"
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Mmm, sugar, corn syrup, fake grape flavouring, and fizzy water. Delicious!
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I like a grape pop every now and then
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Nothing like drinking dye!! Yum!
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I never thought ordering a grape soda would sound weird for an adult.
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it's like Ben n' Jerry's for soda pop.
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POP?? wow I have not heard that in so long, born in Michigan I called it POP and moved to Florida as a kid and it faded away lol
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I like grape soda. Whether its Crush or Welch's (not really a soda...) - I don't care.
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Just switched to water only for drinks a few weeks ago. But I've ordered many grape sodas in my life.
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honnestly i don't get it...
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I prefer Fanta Grape when I get back to the States. When I'm really jonesing for some, though, I get a pack of Welch's through Amazon.
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Who cares what anyone else thinks? You live your life the way you want. I love Welches. It's not the best thing for you but it's good.
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I' d order grape koolaid. If they don't have any, then I pull out a packet of pre sweetened mix and ask for a glass of ice water
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Paul Markham would do it
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I think it's a Canadian thing,all my friends call Soda, pop
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No big deal
No one here ever here of Nehi? Comes in grape or orange. Ryan O'Neal ordered one or the other just before a scam in Paper Moon. Can't remember which.
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Reminds me of this.
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Make STACK$
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it taste ok to me
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When I went out to dinner with the NATS staff, I made sure to order an apple martini, like a boss.
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Purple drank ftw.
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never tried it.
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I love grape pop ;)
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![]() "Nigga, what the fuck is juice? I want some grape drink baby..."
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dont order shit without alcohol, so i don't know. Would buy in the supermarket by the way. But who the fuck orders fruit juice when you're out?
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