Thread: Are you man enough to order a grape soda?
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Old 08-25-2012, 08:37 AM  
DamageX
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Originally Posted by Mutt View Post
Honestly, I'm not, takes a lot of jam for an adult male to order a grape soda

Waitress: And what would you like to drink?

Adult Male Customer: I'll have a large grape soda please.

Waitress: What are you? Six?

takes a real man secure in his manliness to order a grape soda.
Try this:

Waitress: And what would you like to drink?

Adult Male Customer: I'll have a large grape soda please.

Waitress: What are you? Six?

Adult Male Customer: What are you, the first waitress who doesn't want tips?
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