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  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431
    #1

    Are you man enough to order a grape soda?

    Honestly, I'm not, takes a lot of jam for an adult male to order a grape soda

    Waitress: And what would you like to drink?

    Adult Male Customer: I'll have a large grape soda please.

    Waitress: What are you? Six?

    takes a real man secure in his manliness to order a grape soda.
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    • Roald
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      • May 2001
      • 27910
      #2
      Why not? Are you that insecure that you care about what others think about you?

      Come on ;)


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        • Grapesoda
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jul 2003
          • 46238
          #3
          Originally posted by Mutt
          Honestly, I'm not, takes a lot of jam for an adult male to order a grape soda

          Waitress: And what would you like to drink?

          Adult Male Customer: I'll have a large grape soda please.

          Waitress: What are you? Six?

          takes a real man secure in his manliness to order a grape soda.
          I buy the stuff on line and at 'rockett fizz'

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            • DamageX
              Marketing & Strategy
              • Jun 2001
              • 14293
              #4
              Originally posted by Mutt
              Honestly, I'm not, takes a lot of jam for an adult male to order a grape soda

              Waitress: And what would you like to drink?

              Adult Male Customer: I'll have a large grape soda please.

              Waitress: What are you? Six?

              takes a real man secure in his manliness to order a grape soda.
              Try this:

              Waitress: And what would you like to drink?

              Adult Male Customer: I'll have a large grape soda please.

              Waitress: What are you? Six?

              Adult Male Customer: What are you, the first waitress who doesn't want tips?
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                • Mutt
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 34431
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Grapesoda
                  I buy the stuff on line and at 'rockett fizz'
                  it's your fault, ever since you got that nick and avatar i have been thinking of grape soda and ordered a case. i literally hadn't had a can of grape pop/soda in 30 years minimally.
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                    • Colmike9
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                      • Dec 2011
                      • 7230
                      #6
                      Around here, people would strangely think you're awesome for ordering a grape soda..
                      Or in the ghetto, they also say 'let me get some purple'.
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                          • Jul 2011
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                          #7
                          I don't know anywhere here that sells grape soda here
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                            • keysync
                              Living the Dream
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 2375
                              #8
                              I just moved down to Florida last week from up north.
                              At one of the rest stops I saw a fountain machine with grape soda in it. In Georgia I think.
                              I snickered a little.


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                                • L-Pink
                                  working on my tan
                                  • Mar 2005
                                  • 39151
                                  #9
                                  Nothing washes down a bucket of fried chicken like a cold grape soda.

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                                    • Sly
                                      Let's do some business!
                                      • Sep 2004
                                      • 31377
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Colmike7
                                      Around here, people would strangely think you're awesome for ordering a grape soda..
                                      Or in the ghetto, they also say 'let me get some purple'.
                                      "Let me get" always cracks me up.
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                                        • Colmike9
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                                          • Dec 2011
                                          • 7230
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Sly
                                          "Let me get" always cracks me up.
                                          lol. That's what they really say most of the time around here and it's pretty annoying.
                                          Even though Larry Flint and some billionaires have mansions in this town, it's surrounded by ghetto...
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                                            • arock10
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2006
                                              • 6217
                                              #12
                                              Is that like grape drank
                                              Sup

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                                                • Grapesoda
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 46238
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Mutt
                                                  it's your fault, ever since you got that nick and avatar i have been thinking of grape soda and ordered a case. i literally hadn't had a can of grape pop/soda in 30 years minimally.
                                                  good stuff too isn't it?

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                                                    • Rochard
                                                      Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                      • 75733
                                                      #14
                                                      I'd order a grape soda. I love that kind of shit. I love cream soda too, black cherry. We were at a candy store a few weeks ago and I bought a blue berry soda. (It was so nasty I didn't finish it!)
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                                                        • Colmike9
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                                                          • Dec 2011
                                                          • 7230
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Rochard
                                                          I'd order a grape soda. I love that kind of shit. I love cream soda too, black cherry. We were at a candy store a few weeks ago and I bought a blue berry soda. (It was so nasty I didn't finish it!)
                                                          Jones soda is the best for flavors like that
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                                                            • eroticsexxx
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                              • 3133
                                                              #16
                                                              Soda is bad for you.

                                                              - "Drinking just one sugar-sweetened beverage a day was associated with a 20 percent bump in a man's risk of having a heart attack over a 22-year period"

                                                              - "The excess sugar from soda is converted in the body to fat. But unlike the subcutaneous fat that's visible under the skin, much of this sugar transforms into either triglycerides or fatty tissue that surrounds organs, like the liver. And both metabolic syndrome and fatty liver disease can contribute to higher risk of coronary heart disease, Type 2 diabetes and stroke."

                                                              - "Both diet and full-sugar cola contain the flavoring phosphoric acid. This causes greater acidity in the blood. At that point, your body's first priority is to restore a balance, so it leaches some calcium out of your bones to neutralize the acid"

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                                                                • Grapesoda
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 46238
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                  I'd order a grape soda. I love that kind of shit. I love cream soda too, black cherry. We were at a candy store a few weeks ago and I bought a blue berry soda. (It was so nasty I didn't finish it!)
                                                                  that's good to know... there is 150 types of pop at rockett fizz

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                                                                    • Grapesoda
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                      • 46238
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by eroticsexxx



                                                                      - "Both diet and full-sugar cola contain the flavoring phosphoric acid. This causes greater acidity in the blood. At that point, your body's first priority is to restore a balance, so it leaches some calcium out of your bones to neutralize the acid"
                                                                      good info

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                                                                        • DamianJ
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                          • 15808
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Mmm, sugar, corn syrup, fake grape flavouring, and fizzy water. Delicious!

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                                                                            • Spunky
                                                                              I need a beer
                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                              • 133986
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I like a grape pop every now and then

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                                                                                • BIGTYMER
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                                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                                  • 17066
                                                                                  #21
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                                                                                    • John-ACWM
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                                                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                                                      • 20060
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I never thought ordering a grape soda would sound weird for an adult.

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                                                                                        • Mutt
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                                          • 34431
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Grapesoda
                                                                                          that's good to know... there is 150 types of pop at rockett fizz
                                                                                          wow, that is a crazy store, never heard of it before, we have retro candy stores but as a franchise business even the popular ones i don't think make much money - the markup on packaged candy isn't that high. the soda pop might make this biz have potential for success - how much is a bottle of Rocket Fizz soda pop?

                                                                                          it's like Ben n' Jerry's for soda pop.
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                                                                                            • Penny24Seven
                                                                                              So Fucking What
                                                                                              • Jun 2007
                                                                                              • 6287
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                                              I like a grape pop every now and then
                                                                                              POP?? wow I have not heard that in so long, born in Michigan I called it POP and moved to Florida as a kid and it faded away lol
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                                                                                                • garce
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                  • 7103
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  I like grape soda. Whether its Crush or Welch's (not really a soda...) - I don't care.

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                                                                                                    • CyberHustler
                                                                                                      Masterbaiter
                                                                                                      • Feb 2006
                                                                                                      • 28749
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Just switched to water only for drinks a few weeks ago. But I've ordered many grape sodas in my life.

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                                                                                                        • Tofu
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                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                          • 5615
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                          Nothing washes down a bucket of fried chicken like a cold grape soda.
                                                                                                          I have to agree, here. Except, I'm more of a chicken strip guy.
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                                                                                                            • pornmasta
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • Jun 2006
                                                                                                              • 20019
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              honnestly i don't get it...

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                                                                                                                • pornmasta
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • Jun 2006
                                                                                                                  • 20019
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Mutt

                                                                                                                  Waitress: What are you? Six?
                                                                                                                  seriously, i would call her boss.

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                                                                                                                    • RubyGoodnight
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                                                                                                                      • Oct 2011
                                                                                                                      • 577
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      I prefer Fanta Grape when I get back to the States. When I'm really jonesing for some, though, I get a pack of Welch's through Amazon.
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                                                                                                                        • Grapesoda
                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                          • 46238
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Mutt
                                                                                                                          wow, that is a crazy store, never heard of it before, we have retro candy stores but as a franchise business even the popular ones i don't think make much money - the markup on packaged candy isn't that high. the soda pop might make this biz have potential for success - how much is a bottle of Rocket Fizz soda pop?

                                                                                                                          it's like Ben n' Jerry's for soda pop.
                                                                                                                          http://rocketfizz.com/ they have retro candy and candy from Europe etc as well AND I picked up as 5lb hershy bar for Kim

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                                                                                                                          a truly bad mother fucker of a chocolate bar

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                                                                                                                            • signupdamnit
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                                                                                                                              • Aug 2007
                                                                                                                              • 6697
                                                                                                                              #32
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                                                                                                                                • Colmike9
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                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2011
                                                                                                                                  • 7230
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Grapesoda
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                                                                                                                                    • beerptrol
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed Asshole
                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 12722
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      I' d order grape koolaid. If they don't have any, then I pull out a packet of pre sweetened mix and ask for a glass of ice water
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                                                                                                                                        • pornmasta
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                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                                                                                                          • 20019
                                                                                                                                          #35
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                                                                                                                                            • Spunky
                                                                                                                                              I need a beer
                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 133986
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Brian837
                                                                                                                                              POP?? wow I have not heard that in so long, born in Michigan I called it POP and moved to Florida as a kid and it faded away lol
                                                                                                                                              I think it's a Canadian thing,all my friends call Soda, pop

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                                                                                                                                                • Sunny Day
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                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2010
                                                                                                                                                  • 1406
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  No big deal

                                                                                                                                                  No one here ever here of Nehi? Comes in grape or orange. Ryan O'Neal ordered one or the other just before a scam in Paper Moon. Can't remember which.

                                                                                                                                                  Definitely would have lowered the tip or maybe asked for a different waitress. I think that pisses 'em off more that just leaving.

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                                                                                                                                                    • kane
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                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 20684
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Reminds me of this.

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                                                                                                                                                          • 14478
                                                                                                                                                          #39
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                                                                                                                                                            • Socks
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                                                                                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 8475
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              When I went out to dinner with the NATS staff, I made sure to order an apple martini, like a boss.

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                                                                                                                                                                • alias
                                                                                                                                                                  aliasx
                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 19010
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Colmike7
                                                                                                                                                                  Around here, people would strangely think you're awesome for ordering a grape soda..
                                                                                                                                                                  Or in the ghetto, they also say 'let me get some purple'.
                                                                                                                                                                  Purple drank ftw.
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                                                                                                                                                                      • 33063
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      never tried it.

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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 9511
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          I love grape pop ;)
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                                                                                                                                                                                • eroticsexxx
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 3133
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by ErectMedia
                                                                                                                                                                                  "Nigga, what the fuck is juice? I want some grape drink baby..."

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • JFK
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 67373
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Socks
                                                                                                                                                                                      When I went out to dinner with the NATS staff, I made sure to order an apple martini, like a boss.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • nico-t
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 29903
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          dont order shit without alcohol, so i don't know. Would buy in the supermarket by the way. But who the fuck orders fruit juice when you're out?

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • candyflip
                                                                                                                                                                                              Carpe Visio
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 43069
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              I ordered a Strawberry Fanta today.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • nico-t
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 29903
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I ordered a Strawberry Fanta today.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Colmike9
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2011
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 7230
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                                                                                                                                                      I ordered a Strawberry Fanta today.
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