Educational thread: How to tie shoelaces - GoFuckYourself.com

B.Barnato · 06-18-2012, 04:26 PM

1. Hold up both strings. Then cross your hands over exchanging the strings in the other hand while passing them over.

2. Let the strings drop. Pick the coordinating strings back up with coordinating hands. Strings should look like a X. Pick the strings back up and let the right hand drop the string. Pick the string back up with the right hand, while picking the string up this time, pull it through the hole the two string now are making toward your chest.

3. Pull the two strings together tight in a downward position Make a bunny ear with each string(bending the string). With each bunny ear made, lay one over the other, letting the right hand drop the folded string again, then, pull it back toward your chest this last time. While pulling through the hole again, pull the bunny ears in the opposite direction very tight.

Alternative:

If you found it difficult to follow these steps there is an alternative to laces. Velcro straps

B.Barnato · 06-19-2012, 02:23 PM

Part 2: How to fasten your velcro shoes

1. Pull the spiky strap until you feel a tightening of your shoe.

2. Place the spiky strap on the fluffy counterpart.

3. Press the spiky and the fluffy parts together.

alf6300 · 06-19-2012, 02:59 PM

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B.Barnato · 06-19-2012, 03:32 PM

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DamianJ · 06-19-2012, 03:34 PM

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CaptainHowdy · 06-19-2012, 03:34 PM

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BaldBishop · 06-19-2012, 04:25 PM

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SilentKnight · 06-19-2012, 04:29 PM

Each morning I hold a lottery to see which of my three maids I allow to tie my shoes for me.

That way I don't have to bend over to do it myself. I save the bending over for lesser mortals.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-19-2012, 05:03 PM

Some of us are more visually oriented:

Come to think of it, I like to slide on my shoes.

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B.Barnato · 06-19-2012, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Some of us are more visually oriented:

Come to think of it, I like to slide on my shoes.

ADG

Thanks for your contribution!

alf6300 · 06-19-2012, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato

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06-18-2012, 04:26 PM	#1
B.Barnato So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,618	Educational thread: How to tie shoelaces 1. Hold up both strings. Then cross your hands over exchanging the strings in the other hand while passing them over. 2. Let the strings drop. Pick the coordinating strings back up with coordinating hands. Strings should look like a X. Pick the strings back up and let the right hand drop the string. Pick the string back up with the right hand, while picking the string up this time, pull it through the hole the two string now are making toward your chest. 3. Pull the two strings together tight in a downward position Make a bunny ear with each string(bending the string). With each bunny ear made, lay one over the other, letting the right hand drop the folded string again, then, pull it back toward your chest this last time. While pulling through the hole again, pull the bunny ears in the opposite direction very tight. Alternative: If you found it difficult to follow these steps there is an alternative to laces. Velcro straps

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06-19-2012, 02:23 PM	#2
B.Barnato So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,618	Part 2: How to fasten your velcro shoes 1. Pull the spiky strap until you feel a tightening of your shoe. 2. Place the spiky strap on the fluffy counterpart. 3. Press the spiky and the fluffy parts together.

06-19-2012, 03:32 PM	#4
B.Barnato So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,618	Hello and thank you for your interest in joining the GFY Friendship Club. The membership is free. However the membership period is for life, there is no way of leaving the Friendship Club. Memberships are activated by posting in the registration thread.

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SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Each morning I hold a lottery to see which of my three maids I allow to tie my shoes for me. That way I don't have to bend over to do it myself. I save the bending over for lesser mortals.