Educational thread: How to tie shoelaces

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  • B.Barnato
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2010
    • 3618

    #1

    Educational thread: How to tie shoelaces

    1. Hold up both strings. Then cross your hands over exchanging the strings in the other hand while passing them over.

    2. Let the strings drop. Pick the coordinating strings back up with coordinating hands. Strings should look like a X. Pick the strings back up and let the right hand drop the string. Pick the string back up with the right hand, while picking the string up this time, pull it through the hole the two string now are making toward your chest.

    3. Pull the two strings together tight in a downward position Make a bunny ear with each string(bending the string). With each bunny ear made, lay one over the other, letting the right hand drop the folded string again, then, pull it back toward your chest this last time. While pulling through the hole again, pull the bunny ears in the opposite direction very tight.

    Alternative:

    If you found it difficult to follow these steps there is an alternative to laces. Velcro straps
  • B.Barnato
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2010
    • 3618

    #2
    Part 2: How to fasten your velcro shoes

    1. Pull the spiky strap until you feel a tightening of your shoe.

    2. Place the spiky strap on the fluffy counterpart.

    3. Press the spiky and the fluffy parts together.

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    • alf6300
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      • Sep 2007
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      #3
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      • B.Barnato
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        • Nov 2010
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        #4
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        • DamianJ
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          • Jul 2006
          • 15808

          #5
          Thank's for the info's

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          • CaptainHowdy
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            • Dec 2004
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            #6
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            • BaldBishop
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              • Jul 2005
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              #7
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              • SilentKnight
                Megan Fox's fluffer
                • Oct 2005
                • 24818

                #8
                Each morning I hold a lottery to see which of my three maids I allow to tie my shoes for me.

                That way I don't have to bend over to do it myself. I save the bending over for lesser mortals.

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                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                  • Jul 2004
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                  #9
                  Some of us are more visually oriented:



                  Come to think of it, I like to slide on my shoes.

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                  • B.Barnato
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                    • Nov 2010
                    • 3618

                    #10
                    Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                    Some of us are more visually oriented:



                    Come to think of it, I like to slide on my shoes.

                    ADG
                    Thanks for your contribution!

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                    • alf6300
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                      • Sep 2007
                      • 765

                      #11
                      Originally posted by B.Barnato
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