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B.Barnato 06-18-2012 04:26 PM

Educational thread: How to tie shoelaces
 
1. Hold up both strings. Then cross your hands over exchanging the strings in the other hand while passing them over.

2. Let the strings drop. Pick the coordinating strings back up with coordinating hands. Strings should look like a X. Pick the strings back up and let the right hand drop the string. Pick the string back up with the right hand, while picking the string up this time, pull it through the hole the two string now are making toward your chest.

3. Pull the two strings together tight in a downward position Make a bunny ear with each string(bending the string). With each bunny ear made, lay one over the other, letting the right hand drop the folded string again, then, pull it back toward your chest this last time. While pulling through the hole again, pull the bunny ears in the opposite direction very tight.

Alternative:

If you found it difficult to follow these steps there is an alternative to laces. Velcro straps

B.Barnato 06-19-2012 02:23 PM

Part 2: How to fasten your velcro shoes

1. Pull the spiky strap until you feel a tightening of your shoe.

2. Place the spiky strap on the fluffy counterpart.

3. Press the spiky and the fluffy parts together.

alf6300 06-19-2012 02:59 PM

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B.Barnato 06-19-2012 03:32 PM

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DamianJ 06-19-2012 03:34 PM

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CaptainHowdy 06-19-2012 03:34 PM

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BaldBishop 06-19-2012 04:25 PM

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SilentKnight 06-19-2012 04:29 PM

Each morning I hold a lottery to see which of my three maids I allow to tie my shoes for me.

That way I don't have to bend over to do it myself. I save the bending over for lesser mortals.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-19-2012 05:03 PM

Some of us are more visually oriented:



Come to think of it, I like to slide on my shoes. :1orglaugh

ADG

B.Barnato 06-19-2012 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19014139)
Some of us are more visually oriented:



Come to think of it, I like to slide on my shoes. :1orglaugh

ADG

Thanks for your contribution!

alf6300 06-19-2012 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 19014017)
Hello and thank you for your interest in joining the GFY Friendship Club.

The membership is free. However the membership period is for life, there is no way of leaving the Friendship Club.

Memberships are activated by posting in the registration thread.

But do you do any cross-sell with other popular friendship clubs?


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