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SilentKnight · 06-19-2012, 04:29 PM

Each morning I hold a lottery to see which of my three maids I allow to tie my shoes for me.

That way I don't have to bend over to do it myself. I save the bending over for lesser mortals.

06-19-2012, 04:29 PM
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Each morning I hold a lottery to see which of my three maids I allow to tie my shoes for me. That way I don't have to bend over to do it myself. I save the bending over for lesser mortals.