I don't care about your food

[Shotsie]

I know this has been done to death, but seriously, who gives a fuck about your frittata with poblano peppers, shittake mushrooms, red onions and pepper jack cheese topped with red chilli sauce? I wouldn't care to see it if it was topped with the four-day backed up loads of Bobby Flay, Morimoto and every other iron chef on the food network. Take your fucking frittata and shove it up your ass. Literally - walk in the bathroom of whatever restaraunt you're in with the plate, drop your pants, and mash it up your asshole with the handle of a hairbrush or something. Then drive over to your mother's house and shit it directly into her mouth. Take a picture of THAT and upload it to your social network, because that is the only way that what you had for lunch could be even remotely interesting. Fucking jerkoff.



























Then again, who gives a fuck about what I do or do not give a fuck about...

[Spunky]

I like good food and different cultures.are you a chef? what's your specialty?

[Shotsie]

Originally Posted by Spunky

I like good food and different cultures.are you a chef? what's your specialty?

Doritos. Just kidding, I didn't invent Doritos. I wish I did though; think about it: the guy who invented Doritos has brought more joy to the taste buds of the world than virtually any chef you can imagine. He should get a fucking Nobel Peace Prize. The inventor of Doritos even made a bigger contribution to the life of the world than all but maybe five U.S. presidents. Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson ? and him, more for his accomplishments outside of office than in? Franklin Roosevelt, and maybe Truman because he dropped the bomb. That?s it. Fucking Warren G. Harding, crooked motherfucker, didn?t do shit compared to the invention of Doritos.

[baddog]

Originally Posted by Shotsie

Doritos. Just kidding, I didn't invent Doritos. I wish I did though; think about it: the guy who invented Doritos has brought more joy to the taste buds of the world than virtually any chef you can imagine. He should get a fucking Nobel Peace Prize. The inventor of Doritos even made a bigger contribution to the life of the world than all but maybe five U.S. presidents. Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson ? and him, more for his accomplishments outside of office than in? Franklin Roosevelt, and maybe Truman because he dropped the bomb. That?s it. Fucking Warren G. Harding, crooked motherfucker, didn?t do shit compared to the invention of Doritos.

Who killed more people; Truman with the bomb or the guy that invented Doritos?

[iwantchixx]

Originally Posted by Shotsie

Doritos. Just kidding, I didn't invent Doritos. I wish I did though; think about it: the guy who invented Doritos has brought more joy to the taste buds of the world than virtually any chef you can imagine. He should get a fucking Nobel Peace Prize. The inventor of Doritos even made a bigger contribution to the life of the world than all but maybe five U.S. presidents. Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson ? and him, more for his accomplishments outside of office than in? Franklin Roosevelt, and maybe Truman because he dropped the bomb. That?s it. Fucking Warren G. Harding, crooked motherfucker, didn?t do shit compared to the invention of Doritos.

You're Micmac?What area?

[Shotsie]

Originally Posted by iwantchixx

You're Micmac?What area?

Just past the pet semetary, beyond the deadfall in the old Micmac burial ground. If you come here, though, Don?t go beyond the barrier, no matter how much you feel you need to. The barrier was not made to be broken. Remember this: there is more power here than you know. It is old and always restless. Remember.

[papill0n]

Ur sick of cooking shows ?

Is that the summary ?

[EddyTheDog]

Mmmmm Frittata.....

[Shotsie]

Originally Posted by baddog

Who killed more people; Truman with the bomb or the guy that invented Doritos?

The inventor of Doritos didn't kill anybody, unless you know of someone who got coronary heart disease or something after subsisting on a diet solely comprised of zesty nacho cheese, cool ranch, pizza hut buffet, guacomole, hot sauce, cheeseburger, or any of the other numerous fatty foods that Doritos mimicks the flavor of. The point is they would have to get some terminal illness from eating nothing but Doritos to make that claim: killed by Doritos. And in all fairness, whoever the guy was only invented the original flavor, probably, so you could only count the deaths caused by them. And nobody eats the originals anymore.

[Shotsie]

Originally Posted by papill0n

Ur sick of cooking shows ?

Is that the summary ?

No, not at all. I thought I made it pretty clear that I was talking about people who feel the need to take a picture of every fucking meal they eat and post it to facebook or twitter (no offense if you do this). Ahhh, my structure gets a little fucked up when I write too fast.

[CaptainHowdy]

We're luxurious animals ...

[Grapesoda]

Originally Posted by Shotsie

I know this has been done to death, but seriously, who gives a fuck about your frittata with poblano peppers, shittake mushrooms, red onions and pepper jack cheese topped with red chilli sauce? I wouldn't care to see it if it was topped with the four-day backed up loads of Bobby Flay, Morimoto and every other iron chef on the food network. Take your fucking frittata and shove it up your ass. Literally - walk in the bathroom of whatever restaraunt you're in with the plate, drop your pants, and mash it up your asshole with the handle of a hairbrush or something. Then drive over to your mother's house and shit it directly into her mouth. Take a picture of THAT and upload it to your social network, because that is the only way that what you had for lunch could be even remotely interesting. Fucking jerkoff.



























Then again, who gives a fuck about what I do or do not give a fuck about...

[PR_Glen]

a lot of people think good eating involves grabbing a bucket of chicken and drinking whatever beer is on sale that week.

Others aim higher and want more out of life than that.