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Originally Posted by baddog
Who killed more people; Truman with the bomb or the guy that invented Doritos?
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The inventor of Doritos didn't kill anybody, unless you know of someone who got coronary heart disease or something after subsisting on a diet solely comprised of zesty nacho cheese, cool ranch, pizza hut buffet, guacomole, hot sauce, cheeseburger, or any of the other numerous fatty foods that Doritos mimicks the flavor of. The point is they would have to get some terminal illness from eating nothing but Doritos to make that claim: killed by Doritos. And in all fairness, whoever the guy was only invented the original flavor, probably, so you could only count the deaths caused by them. And nobody eats the originals anymore.