Originally Posted by Shotsie

Doritos. Just kidding, I didn't invent Doritos. I wish I did though; think about it: the guy who invented Doritos has brought more joy to the taste buds of the world than virtually any chef you can imagine. He should get a fucking Nobel Peace Prize. The inventor of Doritos even made a bigger contribution to the life of the world than all but maybe five U.S. presidents. Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson ? and him, more for his accomplishments outside of office than in? Franklin Roosevelt, and maybe Truman because he dropped the bomb. That?s it. Fucking Warren G. Harding, crooked motherfucker, didn?t do shit compared to the invention of Doritos.