Originally Posted by Shotsie

I know this has been done to death, but seriously, who gives a fuck about your frittata with poblano peppers, shittake mushrooms, red onions and pepper jack cheese topped with red chilli sauce? I wouldn't care to see it if it was topped with the four-day backed up loads of Bobby Flay, Morimoto and every other iron chef on the food network. Take your fucking frittata and shove it up your ass. Literally - walk in the bathroom of whatever restaraunt you're in with the plate, drop your pants, and mash it up your asshole with the handle of a hairbrush or something. Then drive over to your mother's house and shit it directly into her mouth. Take a picture of THAT and upload it to your social network, because that is the only way that what you had for lunch could be even remotely interesting. Fucking jerkoff.



























Then again, who gives a fuck about what I do or do not give a fuck about...