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EddyTheDog · 05-24-2012, 06:06 AM

Before you answer watch this.....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-18187364

orion4bbw · 05-24-2012, 06:10 AM

.... well I am already into BBW !!! ....

.... tho i like em with bigger asses and prettier .....

... i would gladly be her boytoy.

BIGTYMER · 05-24-2012, 06:13 AM

No and then yes after reading the story.

Choopa Phil · 05-24-2012, 06:13 AM

Hit it, marry it, quit it.

Markul · 05-24-2012, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choopa Phil

Hit it, marry it, quit it.

sake · 05-24-2012, 06:23 AM

HaHa... Great BBW rich bitch!!

eroticsexxx · 05-24-2012, 07:24 AM

The appropriate answer is not as simple as "hitting it". The first thing to do would be to appeal to her sense of self-worth and to ensure that she feels that she is beautiful, regardless of her weight.

Only then can you tend to the task of getting her to realize that her weight makes her a ticking time bomb in regards to her health. Support her in getting her stomach stapled. Gently persuade her to get a personal trainer and a makeover.

Finally, once she loses about 70lbs and undergoes some plastic surgery to get rid of the extra skin that comes with such drastic weight loss, fuck the shit out of her every opportunity you get. Make sure that she puts you on her will first though, so if she suffers a heart attack or stroke mid coitus that your efforts do not go unrewarded.

That's how I would do it.

brassmonkey · 05-24-2012, 07:27 AM

yeah id break her off a piece.

ilnjscb · 05-24-2012, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

yeah id break her off a piece.

She'd chew your ass up and throw you down one of the thousand mines she owns. She won't even give her kids any money.

O MARINA · 05-24-2012, 08:32 AM

I'd hit it
but mo money mo problems?

Spunky · 05-24-2012, 09:12 AM

I don't think I could get it up

brassmonkey · 05-24-2012, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

She'd chew your ass up and throw you down one of the thousand mines she owns. She won't even give her kids any money.

she needs some pipe in that tight old pussy. once she gets it good her mood will improve believe that.

LAJ · 05-24-2012, 09:20 AM

Yes, but I'd wait about 20 years and make it a serious relationship.

The booty pimp · 05-24-2012, 09:21 AM

ummm, no...

Scott McD · 05-24-2012, 09:23 AM

Nah, that mess can keep her money...

seeandsee · 05-24-2012, 09:35 AM

i would lick her asshole after she take a dump, just to get few %

Lykos · 05-24-2012, 10:52 AM

Nah .. not even for all her money... i couldn't fuck it... Actually maybe with injection

mineistaken · 05-24-2012, 11:05 AM

Why should reading it change my mind? I am not some money whore and I date only those that I like as a person and as a woman.

2intense · 05-24-2012, 11:07 AM

fuck NO

88

barcodes · 05-24-2012, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Why should reading it change my mind? I am not some money whore and I date only those that I like as a person and as a woman.

Chosen · 05-24-2012, 11:34 AM

CYF · 05-24-2012, 04:27 PM

she'd have to pay me.

Sarah_Jayne · 05-24-2012, 05:35 PM

Possibly, she wouldn't 'hit' anybody here.

Overload · 05-24-2012, 06:14 PM

i'd hit her ... several times ... WITH A STEEL PAN RIGHT IN THE FACE (hey, nothing to hose there at all, right?)

sandman! · 05-24-2012, 06:26 PM

fuck no...

DVTimes · 05-24-2012, 06:30 PM

read the story of how much she is worth.

and i sure would.

once married i would suspect she may have an accedent.

Due · 05-24-2012, 06:40 PM

I'm wondering how she made 20 billion in a year! That's fucking awesome!

2MuchMark · 05-24-2012, 06:50 PM

Not that money matters much, but I am feeling her waves of psychic love towards me.

brassmonkey · 05-24-2012, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by barcodes

1215 · 05-24-2012, 07:11 PM

looks like abbie CAN pay her affiliates and models now!

Best-In-BC · 05-24-2012, 08:36 PM

Fuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk no!

X_X_ROB_X_X · 05-24-2012, 09:06 PM

Even if I wasn't happily married,

hell to the naw!!

ilnjscb · 05-24-2012, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by barcodes

It took you 25 minutes to make that but that was 25 minutes well spent.

BIGTYMER · 05-24-2012, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barcodes

Shagbunny · 05-24-2012, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx

The appropriate answer is not as simple as "hitting it". The first thing to do would be to appeal to her sense of self-worth and to ensure that she feels that she is beautiful, regardless of her weight.

That's how I would do it.

EddyTheDog · 05-24-2012, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne

Possibly, she wouldn't 'hit' anybody here.

I'm sure she wouldn't.

Shes the sort of Aussie 'Sheila' that would be doing the hitting if you tried.

RyuLion · 05-24-2012, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choopa Phil

Hit it, marry it, quit it.

martinsc · 05-25-2012, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choopa Phil

Hit it, marry it, quit it.

John-ACWM · 05-25-2012, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

No and then yes after reading the story.

mavruda · 05-25-2012, 08:56 AM

For a couple of millions I'd lick her and probably will say that I liked it a lot.
Thank god I'm not in that position and you won't call me whore.

Vendzilla · 05-25-2012, 09:32 AM

NOpe, not even

scarlettcontent · 05-25-2012, 10:27 AM

with what?

tmx007 · 05-25-2012, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Before you answer watch this.....

with a stick... maybe
still probably not....
and btw, i didn't have time to watch the vid..

05-24-2012, 06:06 AM	#1
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eroticsexxx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Nassau, Bahamas Posts: 3,133	The appropriate answer is not as simple as "hitting it". The first thing to do would be to appeal to her sense of self-worth and to ensure that she feels that she is beautiful, regardless of her weight. Only then can you tend to the task of getting her to realize that her weight makes her a ticking time bomb in regards to her health. Support her in getting her stomach stapled. Gently persuade her to get a personal trainer and a makeover. Finally, once she loses about 70lbs and undergoes some plastic surgery to get rid of the extra skin that comes with such drastic weight loss, fuck the shit out of her every opportunity you get. Make sure that she puts you on her will first though, so if she suffers a heart attack or stroke mid coitus that your efforts do not go unrewarded. That's how I would do it. __________________

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05-24-2012, 06:10 AM	#2
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05-24-2012, 06:13 AM	#3
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05-24-2012, 06:23 AM	#6
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05-24-2012, 08:32 AM	#10
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05-24-2012, 11:05 AM	#18
mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	Why should reading it change my mind? I am not some money whore and I date only those that I like as a person and as a woman.

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05-24-2012, 11:34 AM	#21
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05-24-2012, 05:35 PM	#23
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05-24-2012, 06:14 PM	#24
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05-24-2012, 06:30 PM	#26
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05-25-2012, 08:56 AM	#40
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