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Old 05-24-2012, 06:06 AM   #1
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:stoned Would you hit it?



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Old 05-24-2012, 06:10 AM   #2
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.... well I am already into BBW !!! ....

.... tho i like em with bigger asses and prettier .....

... i would gladly be her boytoy.
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Old 05-24-2012, 06:13 AM   #3
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Old 05-24-2012, 06:13 AM   #4
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Old 05-24-2012, 06:16 AM   #5
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Old 05-24-2012, 06:23 AM   #6
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Old 05-24-2012, 07:24 AM   #7
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The appropriate answer is not as simple as "hitting it". The first thing to do would be to appeal to her sense of self-worth and to ensure that she feels that she is beautiful, regardless of her weight.

Only then can you tend to the task of getting her to realize that her weight makes her a ticking time bomb in regards to her health. Support her in getting her stomach stapled. Gently persuade her to get a personal trainer and a makeover.

Finally, once she loses about 70lbs and undergoes some plastic surgery to get rid of the extra skin that comes with such drastic weight loss, fuck the shit out of her every opportunity you get. Make sure that she puts you on her will first though, so if she suffers a heart attack or stroke mid coitus that your efforts do not go unrewarded.

That's how I would do it.
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Old 05-24-2012, 07:27 AM   #8
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yeah id break her off a piece.
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Old 05-24-2012, 08:31 AM   #9
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yeah id break her off a piece.
She'd chew your ass up and throw you down one of the thousand mines she owns. She won't even give her kids any money.
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Old 05-24-2012, 08:32 AM   #10
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but mo money mo problems?
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Old 05-24-2012, 09:12 AM   #11
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Old 05-24-2012, 09:15 AM   #12
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She'd chew your ass up and throw you down one of the thousand mines she owns. She won't even give her kids any money.
she needs some pipe in that tight old pussy. once she gets it good her mood will improve believe that.
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Old 05-24-2012, 09:20 AM   #13
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Old 05-24-2012, 09:21 AM   #14
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ummm, no...
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Old 05-24-2012, 09:23 AM   #15
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Nah, that mess can keep her money...
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Old 05-24-2012, 09:35 AM   #16
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Old 05-24-2012, 10:52 AM   #17
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Nah .. not even for all her money... i couldn't fuck it... Actually maybe with injection
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Old 05-24-2012, 11:05 AM   #18
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Why should reading it change my mind? I am not some money whore and I date only those that I like as a person and as a woman.
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Old 05-24-2012, 11:07 AM   #19
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Old 05-24-2012, 11:30 AM   #20
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Old 05-24-2012, 11:34 AM   #21
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Old 05-24-2012, 04:27 PM   #22
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she'd have to pay me.
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Old 05-24-2012, 05:35 PM   #23
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Possibly, she wouldn't 'hit' anybody here.
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Old 05-24-2012, 06:14 PM   #24
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i'd hit her ... several times ... WITH A STEEL PAN RIGHT IN THE FACE (hey, nothing to hose there at all, right?)
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Old 05-24-2012, 06:30 PM   #26
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read the story of how much she is worth.

and i sure would.

once married i would suspect she may have an accedent.
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I'm wondering how she made 20 billion in a year! That's fucking awesome!
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The appropriate answer is not as simple as "hitting it". The first thing to do would be to appeal to her sense of self-worth and to ensure that she feels that she is beautiful, regardless of her weight.

That's how I would do it.
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I'm sure she wouldn't.

Shes the sort of Aussie 'Sheila' that would be doing the hitting if you tried.
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For a couple of millions I'd lick her and probably will say that I liked it a lot.
Thank god I'm not in that position and you won't call me whore.
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Before you answer watch this.....



with a stick... maybe
still probably not....
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