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EddyTheDog 05-24-2012 06:06 AM

Would you hit it?
 
https://c479107.ssl.cf2.rackcdn.com/...1328056698.jpg

Before you answer watch this.....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-18187364

orion4bbw 05-24-2012 06:10 AM

.... well I am already into BBW !!! ....

.... tho i like em with bigger asses and prettier .....

... i would gladly be her boytoy.

BIGTYMER 05-24-2012 06:13 AM

No and then yes after reading the story. :)

Choopa Phil 05-24-2012 06:13 AM

Hit it, marry it, quit it.

Markul 05-24-2012 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 18962811)
Hit it, marry it, quit it.

:thumbsup:thumbsup

sake 05-24-2012 06:23 AM

HaHa... Great BBW rich bitch!! :thumbsup

eroticsexxx 05-24-2012 07:24 AM

The appropriate answer is not as simple as "hitting it". The first thing to do would be to appeal to her sense of self-worth and to ensure that she feels that she is beautiful, regardless of her weight.

Only then can you tend to the task of getting her to realize that her weight makes her a ticking time bomb in regards to her health. Support her in getting her stomach stapled. Gently persuade her to get a personal trainer and a makeover.

Finally, once she loses about 70lbs and undergoes some plastic surgery to get rid of the extra skin that comes with such drastic weight loss, fuck the shit out of her every opportunity you get. Make sure that she puts you on her will first though, so if she suffers a heart attack or stroke mid coitus that your efforts do not go unrewarded.

That's how I would do it.

brassmonkey 05-24-2012 07:27 AM

yeah id break her off a piece.

ilnjscb 05-24-2012 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18962960)
yeah id break her off a piece.

She'd chew your ass up and throw you down one of the thousand mines she owns. She won't even give her kids any money.

O MARINA 05-24-2012 08:32 AM

I'd hit it
but mo money mo problems?

Spunky 05-24-2012 09:12 AM

I don't think I could get it up

brassmonkey 05-24-2012 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 18963071)
She'd chew your ass up and throw you down one of the thousand mines she owns. She won't even give her kids any money.

she needs some pipe in that tight old pussy. once she gets it good her mood will improve believe that. :pimp

LAJ 05-24-2012 09:20 AM

Yes, but I'd wait about 20 years and make it a serious relationship.

The booty pimp 05-24-2012 09:21 AM

ummm, no...

Scott McD 05-24-2012 09:23 AM

Nah, that mess can keep her money...

seeandsee 05-24-2012 09:35 AM

i would lick her asshole after she take a dump, just to get few %

Lykos 05-24-2012 10:52 AM

Nah .. not even for all her money... i couldn't fuck it... Actually maybe with injection :)

mineistaken 05-24-2012 11:05 AM

Why should reading it change my mind? I am not some money whore and I date only those that I like as a person and as a woman.

2intense 05-24-2012 11:07 AM

fuck NO

88

barcodes 05-24-2012 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 18963337)
Why should reading it change my mind? I am not some money whore and I date only those that I like as a person and as a woman.


Chosen 05-24-2012 11:34 AM

No :pimp

CYF 05-24-2012 04:27 PM

she'd have to pay me.

Sarah_Jayne 05-24-2012 05:35 PM

Possibly, she wouldn't 'hit' anybody here.

Overload 05-24-2012 06:14 PM

i'd hit her ... several times ... WITH A STEEL PAN RIGHT IN THE FACE (hey, nothing to hose there at all, right?)

sandman! 05-24-2012 06:26 PM

fuck no...

DVTimes 05-24-2012 06:30 PM

read the story of how much she is worth.

and i sure would.

once married i would suspect she may have an accedent.

Due 05-24-2012 06:40 PM

I'm wondering how she made 20 billion in a year! That's fucking awesome!

2MuchMark 05-24-2012 06:50 PM

Not that money matters much, but I am feeling her waves of psychic love towards me.

brassmonkey 05-24-2012 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barcodes (Post 18963386)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

1215 05-24-2012 07:11 PM

looks like abbie CAN pay her affiliates and models now!

Best-In-BC 05-24-2012 08:36 PM

Fuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk no!

X_X_ROB_X_X 05-24-2012 09:06 PM

Even if I wasn't happily married,

hell to the naw!!

ilnjscb 05-24-2012 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barcodes (Post 18963386)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

It took you 25 minutes to make that but that was 25 minutes well spent.

BIGTYMER 05-24-2012 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barcodes (Post 18963386)

:thumbsup :1orglaugh

Shagbunny 05-24-2012 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 18962957)
The appropriate answer is not as simple as "hitting it". The first thing to do would be to appeal to her sense of self-worth and to ensure that she feels that she is beautiful, regardless of her weight.

That's how I would do it.

:1orglaugh

EddyTheDog 05-24-2012 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne (Post 18963943)
Possibly, she wouldn't 'hit' anybody here.

I'm sure she wouldn't.

Shes the sort of Aussie 'Sheila' that would be doing the hitting if you tried.

RyuLion 05-24-2012 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 18962811)
Hit it, marry it, quit it.

:2 cents::2 cents::1orglaugh:1orglaugh

martinsc 05-25-2012 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 18962811)
Hit it, marry it, quit it.

:2 cents::2 cents::thumbsup:thumbsup
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

John-ACWM 05-25-2012 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 18962810)
No and then yes after reading the story. :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup

mavruda 05-25-2012 08:56 AM

For a couple of millions I'd lick her and probably will say that I liked it a lot.
Thank god I'm not in that position and you won't call me whore.

Vendzilla 05-25-2012 09:32 AM

NOpe, not even

scarlettcontent 05-25-2012 10:27 AM

with what? :error

tmx007 05-25-2012 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 18962801)




with a stick... maybe
still probably not....
and btw, i didn't have time to watch the vid..


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