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Just Doing My Own Thing
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.... well I am already into BBW !!! ....
.... tho i like em with bigger asses and prettier ..... ... i would gladly be her boytoy. |
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No and then yes after reading the story.
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Hit it, marry it, quit it.
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HaHa... Great BBW rich bitch!!
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![]() The appropriate answer is not as simple as "hitting it". The first thing to do would be to appeal to her sense of self-worth and to ensure that she feels that she is beautiful, regardless of her weight.
Only then can you tend to the task of getting her to realize that her weight makes her a ticking time bomb in regards to her health. Support her in getting her stomach stapled. Gently persuade her to get a personal trainer and a makeover. Finally, once she loses about 70lbs and undergoes some plastic surgery to get rid of the extra skin that comes with such drastic weight loss, fuck the shit out of her every opportunity you get. Make sure that she puts you on her will first though, so if she suffers a heart attack or stroke mid coitus that your efforts do not go unrewarded. That's how I would do it.
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Pay It Forward
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yeah id break her off a piece.
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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I'd hit it
but mo money mo problems?
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I need a beer
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I don't think I could get it up
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Yes, but I'd wait about 20 years and make it a serious relationship.
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ummm, no...
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Nah, that mess can keep her money...
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Nah .. not even for all her money... i couldn't fuck it... Actually maybe with injection
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See signature :)
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Why should reading it change my mind? I am not some money whore and I date only those that I like as a person and as a woman.
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fuck NO
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No
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she'd have to pay me.
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Now with more Jayne
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Possibly, she wouldn't 'hit' anybody here.
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i'd hit her ... several times ... WITH A STEEL PAN RIGHT IN THE FACE (hey, nothing to hose there at all, right?)
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fuck no...
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read the story of how much she is worth.
and i sure would. once married i would suspect she may have an accedent.
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I'm wondering how she made 20 billion in a year! That's fucking awesome!
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Not that money matters much, but I am feeling her waves of psychic love towards me.
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looks like abbie CAN pay her affiliates and models now!
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Fuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk no!
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Even if I wasn't happily married,
hell to the naw!!
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For a couple of millions I'd lick her and probably will say that I liked it a lot.
Thank god I'm not in that position and you won't call me whore. |
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Biker Gnome
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NOpe, not even
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