Time for another dare! - GoFuckYourself.com

Eric's Nuts · 02-11-2003, 06:57 PM

As many of you might remember a few months ago I answered Bone Prone dare to shave my nuts and put Icy Hot on them. Here is the thread in case you've forgotten.

http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...threadid=87104

Well I'm ready for another one! I've been asking my members but nobody has come up with anything interesting yet. So get creative. I want to top the last one!

- Eric

-=HOAX=- · 02-11-2003, 07:00 PM

I want you to insert a twisty straw into your penis, use vaseline, and pee thru it...

Eric's Nuts · 02-11-2003, 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
I want you to insert a twisty straw into your penis, use vaseline, and pee thru it...

Nah, that's your trick...i don't want to copy

UncleJimmy · 02-11-2003, 07:01 PM

Make tiny dreads from your ballSAC hairs, ala "YellowBeard" style & light it up ;)

just let them burn down a little, not all the way of course....

...would make for an interesting show I'm sure, if your members are really fascinated by your nuttSAC that is...

Eric's Nuts · 02-11-2003, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UncleJimmy
Make tiny dreads from your ballSAC hairs, ala "YellowBeard" style & light it up ;)

just let them burn down a little, not all the way of course....

...would make for an interesting show I'm sure, if your members are really fascinated by your nuttSAC that is...

That's a great one, but my pubes still haven't grown back from the last dare! haha

Juicy D. Links · 02-11-2003, 07:02 PM

Have 10 studs bukkake all over your face and then gobble the warm jizz while holding a sign that says juicy is the bukkake king

AOLGuy · 02-11-2003, 07:03 PM

self bukkake!

and no washing - eat it all off

Eric's Nuts · 02-11-2003, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Have 10 studs bukkake all over your face and then gobble the warm jizz while holding a sign that says juicy is the bukkake king

NO BUKAKE...haha. unless i'm on the giving end

Eric's Nuts · 02-11-2003, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AKFK
self bukkake!

and no washing - eat it all off

...and not the recieving end

drunkdollars · 02-11-2003, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AKFK
self bukkake!

and no washing - eat it all off

HAHAHAHAHA

Juicy D. Links · 02-11-2003, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric's Nuts

NO BUKAKE...haha. unless i'm on the giving end

Whats your price????

Juicy D. Links · 02-11-2003, 07:06 PM

How about a bukkake shake , the milk will mask the saltiness

-=HOAX=- · 02-11-2003, 07:07 PM

If you're gonna be picky...I'll toss a few out there...

Shoot a pingpong ball out yer ass...

Pee into a beer bottle and try and give it to bums around town...

freeze your pee into ice cubes and slip them into someones drink...

remove the hair from yer ass crack with duct tape...

Eric's Nuts · 02-11-2003, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
How about a bukkake shake , the milk will mask the saltiness

If you say so...i'll have to take your word on that one

drunkdollars · 02-11-2003, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
If you're gonna be picky...I'll toss a few out there...

freeze your pee into ice cubes and slip them into someones drink...

please PM me good ideas like this one. Chaffer reads the board now he will be watching his drinks

Pipecrew · 02-11-2003, 07:09 PM

what do you want for the dare?

ronin · 02-11-2003, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
If you're gonna be picky...I'll toss a few out there...

Shoot a pingpong ball out yer ass...

Pee into a beer bottle and try and give it to bums around town...

freeze your pee into ice cubes and slip them into someones drink...

remove the hair from yer ass crack with duct tape...

Dare ya to do them ALL Eric!

Eric's Nuts · 02-11-2003, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
what do you want for the dare?

I'm not quite sure...hoping you guys can come up with some good stuff. Nothing to do with my ass or bukake though....i may be crazy but i'm not gay

Sly_RJ · 02-11-2003, 07:14 PM

Hmm...

I'm not sure the Icy Hot stunt can be beat. People still think that was me.

Eric's Nuts · 02-11-2003, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Hmm...

I'm not sure the Icy Hot stunt can be beat. People still think that was me.

HAHA...That one was a classic for sure. there's got to be something that can top it though

-=HOAX=- · 02-11-2003, 07:18 PM

If shooting ping pong balls out yer ass makes you gay then I'm fucking flaming!!!!

hrm...

Ok list two...

Paper cut yer nutsack...actually...no don't...be nice to the nads.

cover your mouth with plastic wrap and let someone crap in yer mouth...hahahaha...if you did that I'd wonder...

walk into a conveinience store and lay your cock on the counter...

Light a fart...classic...

drink a pint of water with 4 tablespoons of fresh nutmeg in it...

drink a pint of ranch dressing...

eat a tablespoon of red pepper flakes...

rub haberniero juice in yer eye...on yer pecker, nutsack...anywhere...

drunk yer nuts in a glass of tabasco fer 5 minutes...

Eric's Nuts · 02-11-2003, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
If you're gonna be picky...I'll toss a few out there...

freeze your pee into ice cubes and slip them into someones drink...

I can probably get Chaffer to fall for that one!

-=HOAX=- · 02-11-2003, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric's Nuts

I can probably get Chaffer to fall for that one!

Fire up the camera then...I want video clips of the whole process...from filling the tray to the drop off...

Sly_RJ · 02-11-2003, 07:21 PM

Why do I get the feeling that HOAX has experimented with all of his suggestions...

RedShoe · 02-11-2003, 07:21 PM

ok. Go out and get an older lady. Tell her she won a free lap dance from you. Old like, 70 plus. BUT SHE HAS TO WILLING.

Take her back to your place or a rented hotel room, tell her you need to film it for your own promotions, start your music, get going start dancing around like a jackass, do what you got to do, and eventually work your self into a full on hardcore sex scene with this really old chick.

Or, straight up sex in a parked SUV on the 101 at 8:00 am when it's a fucking parking lot.

Or, jackoff with Preperation H as the lube.

Or, belly flop into pool in the dead of winter with "EricsNuts" writen on your ball sack, to see how distorted it gets when those fuckers shrink up into your body

Or, Nude horseback riding to see how swelled up your nuts get.

Or, 90,000 volt taser to the nuts. (instant orgasm by the way) and seriously it's only a jolt, it doesn't knock you down and paralyze you like you think.) seriously you should try zapping yourself with an over the counter little "self protection" tazers they would only piss off an attacker.

Or, Jack off with Tabasco sauce as the lube.

I don't know why, but I can only think of jacking off right now.

Or, perform an ANGRY DRAGON on a chick, AND FILM IT!! (I've never really seen one work)

Or, See how long you can sit on a big ass block of ice, nude.

Or, Tar (Karo Syrup) and feather yourself.

Or, See how many drops of Visine it takes in your drink before you get the shits.

Eric's Nuts · 02-11-2003, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
If shooting ping pong balls out yer ass makes you gay then I'm fucking flaming!!!!

walk into a conveinience store and lay your cock on the counter...

This one could be good. I just got one of those button cams. could film it perfectly!

-=HOAX=- · 02-11-2003, 07:21 PM

You guys drunk yet???? I think y'all should keep drinking before you decide on anything...

Your decision making process should probably be a bit more clouded....

-=HOAX=- · 02-11-2003, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Why do I get the feeling that HOAX has experimented with all of his suggestions...

Experimented...sheeeeeeit...perfected is more like it...

-=HOAX=- · 02-11-2003, 07:23 PM

Alright, I'm gonna go home and get some beer...richj and I will tune in in about 45 minutes...don't decide on anything till I get back...

I may have some doosy's in the works...

Eric's Nuts · 02-11-2003, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
You guys drunk yet???? I think y'all should keep drinking before you decide on anything...

Your decision making process should probably be a bit more clouded....

Of course. i woulnd't even think of doing any of this shit sober!

I'm not an idiot...

Eric's Nuts · 02-11-2003, 07:25 PM

Back in 15...got to go get more beer

cold_ice · 02-11-2003, 07:45 PM

Okay shit in a purse and turn it in to the cops and tell them you found it.

or get totally nude except for a scarf and some nikes and run down the freeway at rush hour

Dress like a tranny, drive yourself to the mall, find a couple(male and female) and start yelling at the dude asking him why is he cheating on you.

Cant think of anymore

RedShoe · 02-11-2003, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cold_ice

Dress like a tranny, drive yourself to the mall, find a couple(male and female) and start yelling at the dude asking him why is he cheating on you.

I really like this one. LOL

drunkdollars · 02-11-2003, 07:49 PM

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Originally posted by RedShoe

I really like this one. LOL

Me too that is fucking great....

candyflip · 02-11-2003, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
straight up sex in a parked SUV on the 101 at 8:00 am when it's a fucking parking lot.

This get's my vote.

cold_ice · 02-11-2003, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
ok. Go out and get an older lady. Tell her she won a free lap dance from you. Old like, 70 plus. BUT SHE HAS TO WILLING.

Take her back to your place or a rented hotel room, tell her you need to film it for your own promotions, start your music, get going start dancing around like a jackass, do what you got to do, and eventually work your self into a full on hardcore sex scene with this really old chick.

If its not the tranny one it has to be the lap dance one.

D-man · 02-11-2003, 08:04 PM

this thread is "Jackass light"

cold_ice · 02-11-2003, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by D-man
this thread is "Jackass light"

Does that mean your willing to try some of these.

D-man · 02-11-2003, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cold_ice

Does that mean your willing to try some of these.

ahhh no

-=HOAX=- · 02-11-2003, 08:30 PM

fuck a microwaved cantelope to orgasm...

replace the candies in a box of chocolates with turds and find yourself a valentine at the local mall...loverboy.

Dril a hole in the back of a briefcase...insert penis...then sell, jewelry out of the briefcase...don't even acknowledge the presence of the weiner...

ooooh...ohhh... shove your limp dick into a beer bottle...then get hard and walk around with the beer bottle stiffy..

-=HOAX=- · 02-11-2003, 08:40 PM

I guess you fuckers passed out...

Eric's Nuts · 02-11-2003, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
I guess you fuckers passed out...

We're back...had to run out for more beers

Pipecrew · 02-11-2003, 08:43 PM

Sublime had this on the site, think you can win 1000 if it is still running....

Walk into a store wearing just shirt and shoes (the store must have a sign saying No shirt no Shoes no service)... See how long it takes till they ask you to leave and make sure to say you were following all rules

Eric's Nuts · 02-11-2003, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Sublime had this on the site, think you can win 1000 if it is still running....

Walk into a store wearing just shirt and shoes (the store must have a sign saying No shirt no Shoes no service)... See how long it takes till they ask you to leave and make sure to say you were following all rules

I like it!

Rochard · 02-11-2003, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip

This get's my vote.

This get's my vote also. But in a pick up truck. Depending on where it is, I might just drive out to help film it!

chaffer · 02-11-2003, 09:00 PM

You fuckers!!! Now I have to watch my back every time im drinking

Eric's Nuts · 02-11-2003, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chaffer
You fuckers!!! Now I have to watch my back every time im drinking

Hey Chaffer can I get you a cold glass of lemonade?

drunkdollars · 02-11-2003, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Sublime had this on the site, think you can win 1000 if it is still running....

Walk into a store wearing just shirt and shoes (the store must have a sign saying No shirt no Shoes no service)... See how long it takes till they ask you to leave and make sure to say you were following all rules

That sounds funny as hell.. We can do that one I think

Eric's Nuts · 02-11-2003, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by drunkdollars

That sounds funny as hell.. We can do that one I think

I think we can too...just have to do it quick so I don't get arrested! hahaha

Spunky · 02-11-2003, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric's Nuts

I think we can too...just have to do it quick so I don't get arrested! hahaha

Yup Bubba and crew would love to see some fresh meat with no pants in the slammer.Get The gaurd to tape the Bukkake and hot man boofoo action.You might come out with a sore potatoe patch but think of the content

02-11-2003, 06:57 PM	#1
Eric's Nuts Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Compton Posts: 207	Time for another dare! As many of you might remember a few months ago I answered Bone Prone dare to shave my nuts and put Icy Hot on them. Here is the thread in case you've forgotten. http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...threadid=87104 Well I'm ready for another one! I've been asking my members but nobody has come up with anything interesting yet. So get creative. I want to top the last one! - Eric

02-11-2003, 07:00 PM	#2
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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	what do you want for the dare?

02-11-2003, 07:18 PM	#21
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	If shooting ping pong balls out yer ass makes you gay then I'm fucking flaming!!!! hrm... Ok list two... Paper cut yer nutsack...actually...no don't...be nice to the nads. cover your mouth with plastic wrap and let someone crap in yer mouth...hahahaha...if you did that I'd wonder... walk into a conveinience store and lay your cock on the counter... Light a fart...classic... drink a pint of water with 4 tablespoons of fresh nutmeg in it... drink a pint of ranch dressing... eat a tablespoon of red pepper flakes... rub haberniero juice in yer eye...on yer pecker, nutsack...anywhere... drunk yer nuts in a glass of tabasco fer 5 minutes... __________________ Insert Value Here.

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02-11-2003, 07:21 PM	#25
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	ok. Go out and get an older lady. Tell her she won a free lap dance from you. Old like, 70 plus. BUT SHE HAS TO WILLING. Take her back to your place or a rented hotel room, tell her you need to film it for your own promotions, start your music, get going start dancing around like a jackass, do what you got to do, and eventually work your self into a full on hardcore sex scene with this really old chick. Or, straight up sex in a parked SUV on the 101 at 8:00 am when it's a fucking parking lot. Or, jackoff with Preperation H as the lube. Or, belly flop into pool in the dead of winter with "EricsNuts" writen on your ball sack, to see how distorted it gets when those fuckers shrink up into your body Or, Nude horseback riding to see how swelled up your nuts get. Or, 90,000 volt taser to the nuts. (instant orgasm by the way) and seriously it's only a jolt, it doesn't knock you down and paralyze you like you think.) seriously you should try zapping yourself with an over the counter little "self protection" tazers they would only piss off an attacker. Or, Jack off with Tabasco sauce as the lube. I don't know why, but I can only think of jacking off right now. Or, perform an ANGRY DRAGON on a chick, AND FILM IT!! (I've never really seen one work) Or, See how long you can sit on a big ass block of ice, nude. Or, Tar (Karo Syrup) and feather yourself. Or, See how many drops of Visine it takes in your drink before you get the shits. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

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-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Alright, I'm gonna go home and get some beer...richj and I will tune in in about 45 minutes...don't decide on anything till I get back... I may have some doosy's in the works... __________________ Insert Value Here.

02-11-2003, 07:25 PM	#31
Eric's Nuts Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Compton Posts: 207	Back in 15...got to go get more beer

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cold_ice Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: cali Posts: 3,027	Okay shit in a purse and turn it in to the cops and tell them you found it. or get totally nude except for a scarf and some nikes and run down the freeway at rush hour Dress like a tranny, drive yourself to the mall, find a couple(male and female) and start yelling at the dude asking him why is he cheating on you. Cant think of anymore

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D-man Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Respect the join date noob! Posts: 1,291	this thread is "Jackass light"

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-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	fuck a microwaved cantelope to orgasm... replace the candies in a box of chocolates with turds and find yourself a valentine at the local mall...loverboy. Dril a hole in the back of a briefcase...insert penis...then sell, jewelry out of the briefcase...don't even acknowledge the presence of the weiner... ooooh...ohhh... shove your limp dick into a beer bottle...then get hard and walk around with the beer bottle stiffy.. __________________ Insert Value Here.

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-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	I guess you fuckers passed out... __________________ Insert Value Here.

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Sublime had this on the site, think you can win 1000 if it is still running.... Walk into a store wearing just shirt and shoes (the store must have a sign saying No shirt no Shoes no service)... See how long it takes till they ask you to leave and make sure to say you were following all rules

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