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fuck a microwaved cantelope to orgasm...
replace the candies in a box of chocolates with turds and find yourself a valentine at the local mall...loverboy.
Dril a hole in the back of a briefcase...insert penis...then sell, jewelry out of the briefcase...don't even acknowledge the presence of the weiner...
ooooh...ohhh... shove your limp dick into a beer bottle...then get hard and walk around with the beer bottle stiffy..
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