RedShoe

ok. Go out and get an older lady. Tell her she won a free lap dance from you. Old like, 70 plus. BUT SHE HAS TO WILLING.

Take her back to your place or a rented hotel room, tell her you need to film it for your own promotions, start your music, get going start dancing around like a jackass, do what you got to do, and eventually work your self into a full on hardcore sex scene with this really old chick.

Or, straight up sex in a parked SUV on the 101 at 8:00 am when it's a fucking parking lot.

Or, jackoff with Preperation H as the lube.

Or, belly flop into pool in the dead of winter with "EricsNuts" writen on your ball sack, to see how distorted it gets when those fuckers shrink up into your body

Or, Nude horseback riding to see how swelled up your nuts get.

Or, 90,000 volt taser to the nuts. (instant orgasm by the way) and seriously it's only a jolt, it doesn't knock you down and paralyze you like you think.) seriously you should try zapping yourself with an over the counter little "self protection" tazers they would only piss off an attacker.

Or, Jack off with Tabasco sauce as the lube.

I don't know why, but I can only think of jacking off right now.

Or, perform an ANGRY DRAGON on a chick, AND FILM IT!! (I've never really seen one work)

Or, See how long you can sit on a big ass block of ice, nude.

Or, Tar (Karo Syrup) and feather yourself.

Or, See how many drops of Visine it takes in your drink before you get the shits.

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