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How To Deal With A Thief?
I live in California and Thiers a guy who drives around young kids to steal local photographers equipment. They stole all my equipment the kids ran off and the guy picked up the kids with my equipment and later sold it.
The cops detained the adult who drives the kids around and released him because he was no longer in possession of my equipment. Naturally I hate the guy and I don't want him anywhere near me. He keeps coming to my work and threatens me and shines lasers in my eyes trying to blind me. He's mad that I went to the cops and that he has a reputation now for stealing. He sends me threats in text messages and everything. I try to ignore the guy but when he drives by gets out and shines shit in my eyes i call the cops. The cops don't do jack shit even when I showed them the threats hes been sending me in text messages. They told me they would arrest me because hes accusing me of shit trying to tern the tables on me by lying. What the hell do I do the cops wont do anything about it and hes damaging my eyes with the laser? |
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![]() Don't you have friends?
Or at least hire some muscle from the streets. Someone that could rough him up a bit perhaps. Then he likely won't be back.
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Sue him in civil court...
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Move on to the next chapter in this book, where you send him a hooker and she cuts off his nuts
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@brentbacardi Suing him wont do anything, even if I sue him and get a judgment he will never ever pay me and he'll fuck with me more.
@eroticsexxx I want to avoid going to jail at all cost. I don't want to end up being the criminal. |
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In California it would cost me more money to collect then what it's worth
http://www.courts.ca.gov/1014.htm |
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The guy weighs 4 lbs I'm skinny theirs not much I can do to him. If he was anywhere close to my weight I would have taken care of this a long time ago trust me. I'm trying to do everything legally because I have allot to lose financially.
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Next time you see him give yourself a little flesh wound.
Call the police and say he attacked you with a knife. They can't ignore that. Make sure you have seen him near your property so he does not have an alibi. Try and make sure someone else sees him near you as well. |
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pay nearby thugs and let's beat the shit out of him. Peace & Love
![]() seriously, its a fucked up situation, but if you don't have the balls/possibility to show him this way is not gonna work he'll keep doing this and will drive you mad and make bad decisions soon. anyway, you need to stop him doing shit asap.
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working on my tan
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I would but it would likely come back to me and he wouldn't learn his lesson because he would have no idea I got those thugs to fuck him up. I wouldn't want him to know because he can have that used against me then I get arrested and get the restraining order.
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la gente está muy loca
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get a gun baby. The end.
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let him come to your property, then shoot and boom and end
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I'm so mad at the guy if I had a gun id kill him. You can only defend yourself with a gun in California is if the guy breaks into your home and he has a weapon. I can't just carry a gun it's illegally to carry a gun with you or keep it in your car unless you have a special permit and those are hard to get
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For a few grand you can set up numerous video cameras and set him up for the cops. For a few grand you can hire someone to break one of his elbows or knees.
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big or little...i have never thought it mattered overly much in a fight.
obvisouly the large guy has an advantage. I have personally seen a small guy, about 140lbs beat the living crap out of men that must have been pushing 250-300lbs, and were so called total badasses, who train for mma etc. Here is what you do, when he is near you jump right onto him and dont let go. Push your thumbs into his eyes, not all the way. Punch him in the face as many times as you can. Now i have seen my friend do this several times to very large men, and all of them have only been concerned with getting away from my friend as quickly as they could. Some of them were even screaming. So, do not poke his eyes out, but a little pressure coupled with the words, im going to pop your eyes out. Will probably make him run away. Good luck...lol ps...dont take any advice from me, the guy i told you about is not a normal person at all. He lives to fight, especially large men. He is a very mean irish guy, and hard as rock. |
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follow him to his house
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Lasers in your eyes! Haha. Classic.
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File for divorce and end the madness.
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la gente está muy loca
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you must know him well enough for him to have your number?
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can't you get a restraining order. It wouldn't stop him but at least you have something on record and could have him arrested for violating it
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Get a lawyer to talk the police. If you go with a lawyer and file a complaint, they will be forced to deal with it. Then if it does not stop you can get a restraining order and he will go to jail if he violates it. Keep it simple and to the point. He is threatening and harassing you.
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Yes I'm going to go down to the court house on monday morning to apply for the restraining order. I just got back from the police station and filed a police report for the lazer which I will bring with the original theft report to the judge.
This guy has a huge record so I'm hoping he will violate the restraining order and they will throw him in jail |
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here ya go
Get yourself one of these bad boys and shine that fucker in his eyes.
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At the very least slash his fucking tires so he can't drive around for a while.
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This is in the People's Republic of California. There's no second amendment there and no right to defend yourself. If it were Texas or some other part of United States with Constitutional rights ... A restraining order does sound like a good idea, though.
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I hate thieves with a passion,sue the bastard in civil court,collect as much evidence as you can
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You haven't explained why this lowlife has your phone number.
Have you ever heard the expression lie down with dogs, get fleas? |
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Hm, what an idiot, can't say what you should do but you can pay someone to beat the hell out of him. I do not encourage violence
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So you're a grown man getting bullied?
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That's going to be my next step. If he's going to fuck with me I'll hit him with a small claims lawsuit and a restraining order. Collecting the money will be fun. Fuck up his credit, write my stolen equipment off as a write off for my taxes, hire a private investigator to follow him and find the guys who where with him, setup him up and record him stealing more shit, call the cops give them evidence and flip him off while they drag him to jail.
All this piece of shit fat fuck had to do was shut his fat mouth and not threaten me and leave me the fuck alone. |
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Get a more powerful laser.
http://www.wickedlasers.com/lasers/S...ies-96-37.html This one can burn shit. *disclaimer* This post is for entertainment only, never point lasers at anyone.
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get a gun with a laser site, so next time he shines a laser light in you eyes your shine your laser on his chest
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post all his info here
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Treat them like they do in Iraq, you chop off their hands.
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I'm LOL'ing over here.
Yes, yes please buy yourself a laser. and some laser goggles. Then you guys can have a laser-gun fight. Haha just like on star wars lol
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I'd have fun with this guy. Build some fake photo gear out of styrofoam and paint it. It doesnt have to look real up close, just from a few feet away. There is your bait. You can buy pepper-balls for paintguns. Just wait until the theif comes... or the kids, fuck it doesnt matter. Unleash on them. What are they going to do, say they came to steal your fake camera and they got pepperballed?
Then shine a laser in their eyes. And to make it really good... leave the fake gear out somewhere with a slick surface for the floor, and butter the floor. Haha they wont even get to the fake camera without busting their ass.
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Forget the lasers, just have video security cameras recording, get him on tape, call the cops.
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small security system with a few cameras. not expensive and will alert your iphone if anyone trips it.. it also alerts the cops at the same time. ;)
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50 twerps
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