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I'd have fun with this guy. Build some fake photo gear out of styrofoam and paint it. It doesnt have to look real up close, just from a few feet away. There is your bait. You can buy pepper-balls for paintguns. Just wait until the theif comes... or the kids, fuck it doesnt matter. Unleash on them. What are they going to do, say they came to steal your fake camera and they got pepperballed?
Then shine a laser in their eyes.
And to make it really good... leave the fake gear out somewhere with a slick surface for the floor, and butter the floor. Haha they wont even get to the fake camera without busting their ass.
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