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sadiedazzle · 05-06-2012, 07:10 PM

LOL...where I want to meet my future mate.
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/

Here's a real winner:
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/cindy-11331.html

kane · 05-06-2012, 07:22 PM

True story.

About 10 years ago a buddy of mine gets setup with a woman through someone he worked with. She was the friend of the guy he worked with's wife.

He talks to her on the phone a couple of times and they go out to dinner. At dinner she tells him that her last relationship didn't work out because the guy was in jail. My buddy asks her what he did and she said he was in for attempted murder and robbery. He then says to her something along the lines of "it must have been crazy having someone you are dating get arrested for charges like that." She then admitted that she actually met him while he was in jail. She had seen his picture in the paper, thought he looked like he was misunderstood and and so she wrote him and dated him for 2 years while he was in jail until finally, as she put, all the drama her friends gave her about it, ended it.

He said after dinner he dropped her off at her place and hauled ass out there.

RyanEagle · 05-06-2012, 07:26 PM

I cannot believe it, this is actually real lmao.

BIGTYMER · 05-06-2012, 07:26 PM

Bottom of the barrel.

PayOut Magazine · 05-06-2012, 08:13 PM

I wonder how many men are dying to meet a woman convicted of killing her own mother. Kind of creepy!

NaughtyVisions · 05-06-2012, 08:18 PM

For shits and giggles I was browsing, saw this:

Followed the site's suggestion and looked her up www.inmatesplus.com, only to find her most recent pic as this:

NaughtyVisions · 05-06-2012, 08:34 PM

OMG, I'm going to spend too much time on this site.

Found this girl:

(http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/maeghan-11598.html)

who says:

Quote:

I'm looking for a pen pal to help pass the time and to keep me in touch with what is going on in the world. I'm looking for someone young, active, someone with a job and someone who would like to make a difference in the world and help me be motivated to do something with my life away from prison. I got involved with the wrong guy at a young age and I am paying the price, now I want to find the right guy.

So, I'm thinking drugs or something, right? I go to inmatesplus...

Ok, still kinda cute, right? Then I read her "Commitment Information..."

Quote:

Commitment Information 1 record(s)
Crime
[1]: MURDER 2ND DEGREE [2]: DANGER/ REPETIT/ ENHANCE

Sentence Information 1 record(s)
Admit Date
08/15/2011

Release Date(s)
Supervised:12/21/2020

Supervisions End
09/21/2022

Flat Maximum
12/21/2020

Holy fuck...

brassmonkey · 05-06-2012, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

OMG, I'm going to spend too much time on this site.

Found this girl:

(http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/maeghan-11598.html)

who says:

So, I'm thinking drugs or something, right? I go to inmatesplus...

Ok, still kinda cute, right? Then I read her "Commitment Information..."

Holy fuck...

fuck that shit you fall asleep and wake up with blood in your lungs

i think its a joke site you don't have no damn po box

hmm she's in there but you don't get po boxes

anexsia · 05-06-2012, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

fuck that shit you fall asleep and wake up with blood in your lungs

i think its a joke site you don't have no damn po box

hmm she's in there but you don't get po boxes

Some prisons use different PO boxes for incoming mail.

Spunky · 05-06-2012, 09:41 PM

I think I'll stick with the Plenty of fish

brassmonkey · 05-06-2012, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia

Some prisons use different PO boxes for incoming mail.

i know perryville doesn't im thinking maybe someone sends her the mail

not worth the drama

eroticsexxx · 05-06-2012, 11:39 PM

kane · 05-07-2012, 12:14 AM

I would have liked to have dated Jordan Capri when she was in jail.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-07-2012, 12:19 AM

ADG

kane · 05-07-2012, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

Damn. She looks different. I might not have even recognized her.

NaughtyVisions · 05-07-2012, 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx

She's getting out soon...

Public Information (Last Updated: 05/06/2012 20:13:55)

SID# 12042903
Offender Name: CLAASSEN, CRYSTAL JOYCE

Age: 33
Gender: Female
Height: 5' 06''
Weight: 130 lbs
DOB: 06/1978
Race: White
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue

Caseload: 15709 Ekholm , Jason

Location: CCCF Minimum

Status: Inmate

Institution Admission Date 12/01/2009
Earliest Release Date: 08/26/2012

Docket Number County Crime Sentence Type Begin Date Termination Date
200907672B/1 LANE DELIV HEROIN Inmate Sentence 12/01/2009 -
200917652/01 LANE THEFT I Inmate Sentence 12/01/2009 09/05/2010
200917652/01 LANE THEFT I Inmate Sentence 12/01/2009 -

CurrentlySober · 05-07-2012, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I think I'll stick with the Plenty of fish

I'll stick with Plenty of Poo...

CurrentlySober · 05-07-2012, 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia

PO boxes...

i like POo...

L-Pink · 05-07-2012, 05:17 AM

No thanks. I date enough fucked up women on my own.

.

HushMoney · 05-07-2012, 05:18 AM

"I also love curling up on the couch with a good smelling man"

brassmonkey · 05-07-2012, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by HushMoney

"I also love curling up on the couch with a good smelling man"

just don't piss her off

RyuLion · 05-07-2012, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HushMoney

"I also love curling up on the couch with a good smelling man"

Falls on the floor...

pornmasta · 05-07-2012, 06:19 AM

want to join the family ?

brassmonkey · 05-07-2012, 07:44 AM

the maeghan girl

this girl killed her ex boyfriend her new boyfriend helped her. i think it was in mesa,az. he bled out on his front lawn of his parents i think

ManuteBol · 05-07-2012, 07:54 AM

great find

O MARINA · 05-07-2012, 08:05 AM

People are that lonely and bored and actually make an effort to write to them?
The only 'inmate' I want to meet is Michael Scofield, everyone else NOT SO MUCH.

paymeback · 05-07-2012, 08:48 AM

http://www.ranker.com/list/hottest-w...n/trent-walker

JFK · 05-07-2012, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

just don't piss her off

Yeah , you smell bad or something

TurboAngel · 05-07-2012, 09:28 AM

Looks like a great place to find a love connection. LOL

2MuchMark · 05-07-2012, 09:43 AM

Affiliate program?

CDSmith · 05-07-2012, 10:00 AM

Hubba hubba baby. Come to daddy.

pornmasta · 05-07-2012, 10:14 AM

Jenny Laird at onlytease

Ashley massey at onlytease

hannah zebedee at brooke lee playmate

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...rth-drugs.html

old news...

(yeah, i would date her to smoke some weed, if they want)

Scott McD · 05-07-2012, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

For shits and giggles I was browsing, saw this:

Followed the site's suggestion and looked her up www.inmatesplus.com, only to find her most recent pic as this:

She turned lesbian...

brassmonkey · 05-07-2012, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

Yeah , you smell bad or something

sounds like you would consider dating these psychopaths

can i have your things before you go on your first date?

Mr Pheer · 05-07-2012, 01:01 PM

This one would probably be a fun date. Until she steals your car keys and runs over you with it.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jeannie-11687.html

InfoGuy · 05-07-2012, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

True story.

About 10 years ago a buddy of mine gets setup with a woman through someone he worked with. She was the friend of the guy he worked with's wife.

He talks to her on the phone a couple of times and they go out to dinner. At dinner she tells him that her last relationship didn't work out because the guy was in jail. My buddy asks her what he did and she said he was in for attempted murder and robbery. He then says to her something along the lines of "it must have been crazy having someone you are dating get arrested for charges like that." She then admitted that she actually met him while he was in jail. She had seen his picture in the paper, thought he looked like he was misunderstood and and so she wrote him and dated him for 2 years while he was in jail until finally, as she put, all the drama her friends gave her about it, ended it.

He said after dinner he dropped her off at her place and hauled ass out there.

The woman suffers from hybristophilia.

2012 · 05-07-2012, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

what a sweety

pornmasta · 05-07-2012, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2012

what a sweety

yes you can see the innocence in her eyes

Yngwie · 05-07-2012, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I think I'll stick with the Plenty of fish

Why? the ones on POF are just the ones that haven't been caught and put in prison yet and you stand a very high chance of being the one victim that they finally get arrested for. haha At least if you're dating an inmate you know you're pretty safe unless she gets released.

Danny B · 05-07-2012, 04:10 PM

That's a great find man lol

DaLord · 05-07-2012, 04:19 PM

From what I remember it's an crazy old site. Fun every time though.

garce · 05-07-2012, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

For shits and giggles I was browsing, saw this:

Followed the site's suggestion and looked her up www.inmatesplus.com, only to find her most recent pic as this:

No different than any other "real" dating site.

garce · 05-07-2012, 06:09 PM

I typed "female convicts dating site canada" into Google and the top results were match.ca and eharmony.ca, cougarlife.ca, ashleymadison.ca...

Makes it hard for a guy to find a real filthy whore with no morals at all. On the other hand, if you're NOT a low life piece of shit like me - I guess you better watch who you meet at match.ca and eharmony.

What's that? Google is useless? Already knew that...

Darkhorse · 05-07-2012, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

OMG, I'm going to spend too much time on this site.

Found this girl:

(http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/maeghan-11598.html)

who says:

So, I'm thinking drugs or something, right? I go to inmatesplus...

Ok, still kinda cute, right? Then I read her "Commitment Information..."

Holy fuck...

lmao, I noticed her as well and thought dang she is pretty cute.

05-06-2012, 07:10 PM	#1
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kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	True story. About 10 years ago a buddy of mine gets setup with a woman through someone he worked with. She was the friend of the guy he worked with's wife. He talks to her on the phone a couple of times and they go out to dinner. At dinner she tells him that her last relationship didn't work out because the guy was in jail. My buddy asks her what he did and she said he was in for attempted murder and robbery. He then says to her something along the lines of "it must have been crazy having someone you are dating get arrested for charges like that." She then admitted that she actually met him while he was in jail. She had seen his picture in the paper, thought he looked like he was misunderstood and and so she wrote him and dated him for 2 years while he was in jail until finally, as she put, all the drama her friends gave her about it, ended it. He said after dinner he dropped her off at her place and hauled ass out there.

05-06-2012, 07:26 PM	#3
RyanEagle Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 183	I cannot believe it, this is actually real lmao.

05-06-2012, 07:26 PM	#4
BIGTYMER Junior Achiever Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Walled Garden Posts: 17,066	Bottom of the barrel.

05-06-2012, 08:18 PM	#6
NaughtyVisions Confirmed User Join Date: May 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 4,204	For shits and giggles I was browsing, saw this: Followed the site's suggestion and looked her up www.inmatesplus.com, only to find her most recent pic as this:

05-07-2012, 12:14 AM	#13
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	I would have liked to have dated Jordan Capri when she was in jail.

05-07-2012, 05:17 AM	#19
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	No thanks. I date enough fucked up women on my own. .

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brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 77,159	the maeghan girl this girl killed her ex boyfriend her new boyfriend helped her. i think it was in mesa,az. he bled out on his front lawn of his parents i think __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law! DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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O MARINA I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: internet Posts: 13,795	People are that lonely and bored and actually make an effort to write to them? The only 'inmate' I want to meet is Michael Scofield, everyone else NOT SO MUCH.

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05-07-2012, 09:28 AM	#29
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05-07-2012, 01:01 PM	#35
Mr Pheer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 20,892	This one would probably be a fun date. Until she steals your car keys and runs over you with it. http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jeannie-11687.html

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05-07-2012, 04:19 PM	#41
DaLord Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 3,318	From what I remember it's an crazy old site. Fun every time though.

05-07-2012, 06:09 PM	#43
garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	I typed "female convicts dating site canada" into Google and the top results were match.ca and eharmony.ca, cougarlife.ca, ashleymadison.ca... Makes it hard for a guy to find a real filthy whore with no morals at all. On the other hand, if you're NOT a low life piece of shit like me - I guess you better watch who you meet at match.ca and eharmony. What's that? Google is useless? Already knew that...