Date an inmate
 

LOL...where I want to meet my future mate.
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/

Here's a real winner:
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/cindy-11331.html

True story.

About 10 years ago a buddy of mine gets setup with a woman through someone he worked with. She was the friend of the guy he worked with's wife.

He talks to her on the phone a couple of times and they go out to dinner. At dinner she tells him that her last relationship didn't work out because the guy was in jail. My buddy asks her what he did and she said he was in for attempted murder and robbery. He then says to her something along the lines of "it must have been crazy having someone you are dating get arrested for charges like that." She then admitted that she actually met him while he was in jail. She had seen his picture in the paper, thought he looked like he was misunderstood and and so she wrote him and dated him for 2 years while he was in jail until finally, as she put, all the drama her friends gave her about it, ended it.

He said after dinner he dropped her off at her place and hauled ass out there.

I cannot believe it, this is actually real lmao.

Bottom of the barrel.

I wonder how many men are dying to meet a woman convicted of killing her own mother. Kind of creepy!

For shits and giggles I was browsing, saw this:

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/amy-11807.jpg


Followed the site's suggestion and looked her up www.inmatesplus.com, only to find her most recent pic as this:

http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/2785/inmate.png


:helpme

OMG, I'm going to spend too much time on this site. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Found this girl:
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies...n-11598sec.jpg
(http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/maeghan-11598.html)

who says:

So, I'm thinking drugs or something, right? I go to inmatesplus...

http://www.azcorrections.gov/inmate_...ype=SearchInet

Ok, still kinda cute, right? Then I read her "Commitment Information..."

Holy fuck...

fuck that shit you fall asleep and wake up with blood in your lungs :helpme :uhoh :1orglaugh i think its a joke site you don't have no damn po box :1orglaugh :1orglaugh hmm she's in there but you don't get po boxes

Some prisons use different PO boxes for incoming mail.

I think I'll stick with the Plenty of fish

i know perryville doesn't im thinking maybe someone sends her the mail

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies...n-11598sec.jpg

not worth the drama :2 cents:

I would have liked to have dated Jordan Capri when she was in jail. :)

http://i.imgur.com/zsIPX.jpg

http://www.azcorrections.gov/Inmate_...ype=SearchInet

ADG

Damn. She looks different. I might not have even recognized her.

She's getting out soon...

Public Information (Last Updated: 05/06/2012 20:13:55)

SID# 12042903
Offender Name: CLAASSEN, CRYSTAL JOYCE

Age: 33
Gender: Female
Height: 5' 06''
Weight: 130 lbs
DOB: 06/1978
Race: White
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue


Caseload: 15709 Ekholm , Jason

Location: CCCF Minimum

Status: Inmate

Institution Admission Date 12/01/2009
Earliest Release Date: 08/26/2012


Docket Number County Crime Sentence Type Begin Date Termination Date
200907672B/1 LANE DELIV HEROIN Inmate Sentence 12/01/2009 -
200917652/01 LANE THEFT I Inmate Sentence 12/01/2009 09/05/2010
200917652/01 LANE THEFT I Inmate Sentence 12/01/2009 -

I'll stick with Plenty of Poo...

i like POo... :thumbsup

No thanks. I date enough fucked up women on my own.

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http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/tracy-11814.jpg

"I also love curling up on the couch with a good smelling man" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

just don't piss her off :uhoh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Falls on the floor...:1orglaugh

want to join the family ?

http://bedazzled.blogs.com/bedazzled.../03/manson.jpg

the maeghan girl

this girl killed her ex boyfriend her new boyfriend helped her. i think it was in mesa,az. he bled out on his front lawn of his parents i think

great find

People are that lonely and bored and actually make an effort to write to them?
The only 'inmate' I want to meet is Michael Scofield, everyone else NOT SO MUCH.

Yeah , you smell bad or something:helpme

Looks like a great place to find a love connection. LOL

Affiliate program?

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/michelle-11812.jpg

Hubba hubba baby. Come to daddy.

http://timdir.com/jenny_laird_red_li...ird_16n.tn.jpg

Jenny Laird at onlytease

http://timdir.com/ashley_massey_whit...sey_307.tn.jpg

Ashley massey at onlytease

http://timdir.com/hannah_zebedee_fis...edee_08.tn.jpg

hannah zebedee at brooke lee playmate


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...rth-drugs.html

old news...

(yeah, i would date her to smoke some weed, if they want)

She turned lesbian... :2 cents:

sounds like you would consider dating these psychopaths :1orglaugh can i have your things before you go on your first date? :helpme

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jeannie-11687.jpg

This one would probably be a fun date. Until she steals your car keys and runs over you with it.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jeannie-11687.html

The woman suffers from hybristophilia.

what a sweety

yes you can see the innocence in her eyes :(

Why? the ones on POF are just the ones that haven't been caught and put in prison yet and you stand a very high chance of being the one victim that they finally get arrested for. haha At least if you're dating an inmate you know you're pretty safe unless she gets released. :1orglaugh

That's a great find man lol

From what I remember it's an crazy old site. Fun every time though.

No different than any other "real" dating site.

I typed "female convicts dating site canada" into Google and the top results were match.ca and eharmony.ca, cougarlife.ca, ashleymadison.ca...

Makes it hard for a guy to find a real filthy whore with no morals at all. On the other hand, if you're NOT a low life piece of shit like me - I guess you better watch who you meet at match.ca and eharmony.

What's that? Google is useless? Already knew that...

lmao, I noticed her as well and thought dang she is pretty cute.