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k0nr4d · 04-23-2012, 09:25 PM

There's been a dead deer in the ditch between the road and my house for over a week now. I've been reporting it to the county every day and they still haven't picked it up. It's illegal for me to move it myself, not that I would now anyways. There is water in the ditch so it's laying half submerged.. A week ago before it was all decomposed and gross i'd put it on a wheelbarrow and toss it into the forest - now I can't get closer then 3 meters without vomiting. Something has been eating it overnight every night too...

What do i do so this fucking thing doesn't smell so bad? It's supposed to be like 24-25c all week and this mega fermented corpse is gonna smell even worse.

Harmon · 04-23-2012, 09:29 PM

Call 911 from a pay phone anonymously and report a dead body in the ditch. All the cops and shit will show up and see it's only a deer and remove it.

papill0n · 04-23-2012, 09:37 PM

order a couple cubic meters of soil and cover it up

k0nr4d · 04-23-2012, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by papill0n

order a couple cubic meters of soil and cover it up

I can't fill in the ditch, my yard would flood.

bean-aid · 04-23-2012, 09:39 PM

dump a bunch of lime on it... or just get a shovel and bury it.

k0nr4d · 04-23-2012, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by beaner

dump a bunch of lime on it... or just get a shovel and bury it.

Lime as in the fruit? or is there something else?

Harmon · 04-23-2012, 09:43 PM

For the retarded: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lime_%28material%29

BIGTYMER · 04-23-2012, 09:45 PM

Just pull it out and bury it. They won't fine you.

raymor · 04-23-2012, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

now I can't get closer then 3 meters without vomiting. Something has been eating it overnight every night too...

What do i do so this fucking thing doesn't smell so bad? It's supposed to be like 24-25c all week and this mega fermented corpse is gonna smell even worse.

I hope things keep eating at it, getting rid of it. 25C should be a good temperature for it to rot away pretty quick. Until then, I hope your house is a lot more than 3 meters away.

According to one source, it should be skeletonized two to four weeks after death in warm, moist conditions:
http://users.skynet.be/lilith/english/deathtodust.html

Since it's already been over a week, hopefully the worst is over. Several inches of wood chips over the carcass can accelerate composting by keeping the heat in while allowing some airflow.

NALEM · 04-23-2012, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

There's been a dead deer in the ditch between the road and my house for over a week now. I've been reporting it to the county every day and they still haven't picked it up. It's illegal for me to move it myself, not that I would now anyways. There is water in the ditch so it's laying half submerged.. A week ago before it was all decomposed and gross i'd put it on a wheelbarrow and toss it into the forest - now I can't get closer then 3 meters without vomiting. Something has been eating it overnight every night too...

What do i do so this fucking thing doesn't smell so bad? It's supposed to be like 24-25c all week and this mega fermented corpse is gonna smell even worse.

Go to the cemetary where they bury the humans, offer the grave diggers a few Zloty's to get rid of it.

bean-aid · 04-23-2012, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by raymor

I hope things keep eating at it, getting rid of it. 25C should be a good temperature for it to rot away pretty quick. Until then, I hope your house is a lot more than 3 meters away.

According to one source, it should be skeletonized two to four weeks after death in warm, moist conditions:
http://users.skynet.be/lilith/english/deathtodust.html

Since it's already been over a week, hopefully the worst is over.

that's what happened to casey anthony's daughter... warm, florida tempatures decomposed to quickly to get any real evidence

Mr Pheer · 04-23-2012, 09:51 PM

Call the county health department, and be sure to remind them that it is a cholera risk.

NaughtyVisions · 04-23-2012, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

For the retarded: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lime_%28material%29

epitome · 04-23-2012, 09:56 PM

In addition to lime, write a 3,000 word letter to the editor of the local newspaper about how the government failed you and now you're sick.

XSAXS · 04-23-2012, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Call 911 from a pay phone anonymously and report a dead body in the ditch. All the cops and shit will show up and see it's only a deer and remove it.

Rochard · 04-23-2012, 09:57 PM

Be a fucking man and remove the fucking dead deer. We used to do this all the time when I lived out in the sticks.

Just Alex · 04-23-2012, 10:00 PM

You should ask Paul Markham first.

k0nr4d · 04-23-2012, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Alex

You should ask Paul Markham first.

SomeCreep · 04-23-2012, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d

There's been a dead deer in the ditch between the road and my house for over a week now. I've been reporting it to the county every day and they still haven't picked it up. It's illegal for me to move it myself, not that I would now anyways. There is water in the ditch so it's laying half submerged.. A week ago before it was all decomposed and gross i'd put it on a wheelbarrow and toss it into the forest - now I can't get closer then 3 meters without vomiting. Something has been eating it overnight every night too...

What do i do so this fucking thing doesn't smell so bad? It's supposed to be like 24-25c all week and this mega fermented corpse is gonna smell even worse.

3 numbers. Dial them.

Fat Panda · 04-23-2012, 10:17 PM

gasoline...

2MuchMark · 05-07-2012, 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d

Lime as in the fruit? or is there something else?

Sorry, I had to LOL when I read this.

Hope your problem has been solved.

brassmonkey · 05-07-2012, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

BladeZ · 05-07-2012, 06:04 AM

set it on fire

BlackCrayon · 05-07-2012, 06:06 AM

you live in euro land, they won't help you. can you push it completely into the water? that might help the smell and make it decompose faster.

pornmasta · 05-07-2012, 06:10 AM

Lime !

It worls also with dead cats

Eyeball · 05-07-2012, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

- now I can't get closer then 3 meters without vomiting. Something has been eating it overnight every night too...

Sounds like my wifes cunt.

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Eyeball · 05-07-2012, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Eroberlin

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asdasd · 05-07-2012, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Be a fucking man and remove the fucking dead deer. We used to do this all the time when I lived out in the sticks.

Your brain may never have returned with you Mr. Tull.

PR_Glen · 05-07-2012, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Call 911 from a pay phone anonymously and report a dead body in the ditch. All the cops and shit will show up and see it's only a deer and remove it.

yeah, they'll never figure out that one...

Barefootsies · 05-07-2012, 06:40 AM

1. Pour gasoline on it.
2. Lite it on fire.
3. Wait awhile for it to burn up.
4. Call fire department.

Problem solved.

freecartoonporn · 05-07-2012, 06:40 AM

few gallons of gas and matchstick and voila.

eroticsexxx · 05-07-2012, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

1. Pour gasoline on it.
2. Lite it on fire.
3. Wait awhile for it to burn up.
4. Call fire department.

Problem solved.

This.

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k0nr4d Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Poland Posts: 9,228	what the fuck do i do now? There's been a dead deer in the ditch between the road and my house for over a week now. I've been reporting it to the county every day and they still haven't picked it up. It's illegal for me to move it myself, not that I would now anyways. There is water in the ditch so it's laying half submerged.. A week ago before it was all decomposed and gross i'd put it on a wheelbarrow and toss it into the forest - now I can't get closer then 3 meters without vomiting. Something has been eating it overnight every night too... What do i do so this fucking thing doesn't smell so bad? It's supposed to be like 24-25c all week and this mega fermented corpse is gonna smell even worse. __________________ Mechanical Bunny Media Mechbunny Tube Script \| Mechbunny Webcam Aggregator Script \| Custom Web Development

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Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20,007	Call 911 from a pay phone anonymously and report a dead body in the ditch. All the cops and shit will show up and see it's only a deer and remove it.

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Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20,007	For the retarded: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lime_%28material%29

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epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	In addition to lime, write a 3,000 word letter to the editor of the local newspaper about how the government failed you and now you're sick.

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