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Old 04-23-2012, 09:49 PM  
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There's been a dead deer in the ditch between the road and my house for over a week now. I've been reporting it to the county every day and they still haven't picked it up. It's illegal for me to move it myself, not that I would now anyways. There is water in the ditch so it's laying half submerged.. A week ago before it was all decomposed and gross i'd put it on a wheelbarrow and toss it into the forest - now I can't get closer then 3 meters without vomiting. Something has been eating it overnight every night too...

What do i do so this fucking thing doesn't smell so bad? It's supposed to be like 24-25c all week and this mega fermented corpse is gonna smell even worse.
Go to the cemetary where they bury the humans, offer the grave diggers a few Zloty's to get rid of it.
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