what the fuck do i do now?
 

There's been a dead deer in the ditch between the road and my house for over a week now. I've been reporting it to the county every day and they still haven't picked it up. It's illegal for me to move it myself, not that I would now anyways. There is water in the ditch so it's laying half submerged.. A week ago before it was all decomposed and gross i'd put it on a wheelbarrow and toss it into the forest - now I can't get closer then 3 meters without vomiting. Something has been eating it overnight every night too...

What do i do so this fucking thing doesn't smell so bad? It's supposed to be like 24-25c all week and this mega fermented corpse is gonna smell even worse.

Call 911 from a pay phone anonymously and report a dead body in the ditch. All the cops and shit will show up and see it's only a deer and remove it.

order a couple cubic meters of soil and cover it up

I can't fill in the ditch, my yard would flood.

dump a bunch of lime on it... or just get a shovel and bury it.

Lime as in the fruit? or is there something else?

For the retarded: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lime_%28material%29

Just pull it out and bury it. They won't fine you.

I hope things keep eating at it, getting rid of it. 25C should be a good temperature for it to rot away pretty quick. Until then, I hope your house is a lot more than 3 meters away.

According to one source, it should be skeletonized two to four weeks after death in warm, moist conditions:
http://users.skynet.be/lilith/english/deathtodust.html

Since it's already been over a week, hopefully the worst is over. Several inches of wood chips over the carcass can accelerate composting by keeping the heat in while allowing some airflow.

Go to the cemetary where they bury the humans, offer the grave diggers a few Zloty's to get rid of it.

that's what happened to casey anthony's daughter... warm, florida tempatures decomposed to quickly to get any real evidence :(

Call the county health department, and be sure to remind them that it is a cholera risk.

In addition to lime, write a 3,000 word letter to the editor of the local newspaper about how the government failed you and now you're sick.

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Be a fucking man and remove the fucking dead deer. We used to do this all the time when I lived out in the sticks.

You should ask Paul Markham first.

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3 numbers. Dial them.

gasoline...

Sorry, I had to LOL when I read this.

Hope your problem has been solved.

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set it on fire

you live in euro land, they won't help you. can you push it completely into the water? that might help the smell and make it decompose faster.

Lime !

It worls also with dead cats

http://www.cs.brown.edu/orgs/artemis...d/lime-cat.jpg

Sounds like my wifes cunt.

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Stunning from the neck up.

Your brain may never have returned with you Mr. Tull. :thumbsup

yeah, they'll never figure out that one...

1. Pour gasoline on it.
2. Lite it on fire.
3. Wait awhile for it to burn up.
4. Call fire department.

Problem solved.

:2 cents:

few gallons of gas and matchstick and voila.

This. :thumbsup