to those in the usa

[DVTimes]

i wrote this about uk car drivers.

http://www.dvtimes.com/2012/04/24/mazda/

would this apply to those in the usa too?

[Harmon]

What would definitely apply is if you used spell check. We do that in the US periodically. In fact, it's built into most browsers in this day and age.

All seems pretty legit in your post other than the Mercedes being driven by mostly old people. I would like to spit on any "old" person that lived through WW2 and drives anything German made.

Most of the other bullshit you spew, well, I have no clue what you are even talking about. I don't understand your slang.

[Sid70]

Since fucking when masda is a female car or have sex at all?

[Harmon]

Originally Posted by Sid70

Since fucking when masda is a female car or have sex at all?

I understand where the Mazda thing comes from, but at least the areas I have lived in it was all about the Miata. Anything else was pretty much fair game.

This guy lives out in nothingness, so give him a break. He probably read and reposted this from somewhere.. especially given the fact that in the post he states he was in college. No. Fucking. Way.

[Sid70]

I drive Ford Mondeo on a stick, and want to buy masda 3 sedan AT ( fuck hatchbacks for the noisy trank) so my wifey could drive me around and i could drink a beer.

[DamianJ]

Originally Posted by Harmon

especially given the fact that in the post he states he was in college. No. Fucking. Way.

Indeed. He's been caught out on that lie many times on another forum. He has claimed his degree was in marketing, and then in business, then in something else.

He's been challenged many times to just scan his certificate in to prove he isn't a lying scamming fraudulent cunt and never has managed to do that. Imagine!

He posts on Usenet asking for men to bum, he steals money, he advises people to commit fraud, and posts useless shit all day long.

And porno jew got banned over this cunt?

qtf?

[Harmon]

Originally Posted by DamianJ

He posts on Usenet asking for men to bum

[Rochard]

The other day we were watching "Wheeler Dealers" and my kid looks up and says "Daddy, why do they drive on the wrong side of the street?". That's a damn good question too, btw.

Cute article.

[Babaganoosh]

I believe I now have quantifiable and empirical proof that DVTimes is an idiot.

[Ross]

Audi is driven by people who think they are in MI5? James Bond drives Aston Martin... never saw him drive an Audi.

[DamianJ]

Originally Posted by Harmon

He really does:

"Me:
- Male
- 29
- BI
- 5 foot 8
- average build
- Short hair
- non smoker
- non drinker

I am looking for first time with male.

Your age - prefer 30+ but all applicants welcome.

Must be desease free.

I prefer you to provide a place.

Prefer it if you can send a photograph first.

Please email me soon.

I am available most weekends and possibly evenings."

Here's the link.

http://groups.google.com/group/uk.ad...?hl=en&q&pli=1

[Babaganoosh]

Originally Posted by DamianJ

He really does:

"Me:
- Male
- 29
- BI
- 5 foot 8
- average build
- Short hair
- non smoker
- non drinker

I am looking for first time with male.

Your age - prefer 30+ but all applicants welcome.

Must be desease free.

I prefer you to provide a place.

Prefer it if you can send a photograph first.

Please email me soon.

I am available most weekends and possibly evenings."

Here's the link.

http://groups.google.com/group/uk.ad...?hl=en&q&pli=1

I thought you were kidding.

[ottopottomouse]

Originally Posted by Sid70

Since fucking when masda is a female car or have sex at all?

he means the mx5/miata/eunos roadster

[DVTimes]

Originally Posted by Rochard

The other day we were watching "Wheeler Dealers" and my kid looks up and says "Daddy, why do they drive on the wrong side of the street?". That's a damn good question too, btw.

Cute article.

thats easy

left is the correct side and everyone rode on it.

then england went to war with france, and a certain french general (nepolean) said to demonstrate against england that they would drive on the right.

when i say drive, of course not cars but stage coaches.

its why some in the british colernys drive on the left.

[Scott McD]

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

I thought you were kidding.

So did i.

[Elli]

No estate agent in Vancouver would be caught dead in a Smart car. They seem to prefer BMW or Audi or Volvo.

As for the Mazda rant, which Mazda? There are so many! Miatas look like chick cars, but aren't. Mazda3 is just a regular mom/student/retired person hatchback. Mazda MPV is a minivan. Mazda5 is a minivan/ish. Mazda2 is a smaller Mazda3. So it doesn't make sense to say all Mazdas are chick cars.

[DamianJ]

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

I thought you were kidding.

Oh no. I never would say something I can't prove.

He stole from me, he stole content from sponsors and watermarked it as his own, and he bums men.

Nothing at all wrong with bumming men, just bad to lie saying you don't.

[papill0n]

6th grade writing level



and youre a faggot

[papill0n]

and what you wrote is the worst example of stereotyping i have seen

[bronco67]

I think DV Times is actually Karl Pilkington.

[CyberHustler]

[SGS]

Originally Posted by bronco67

I think DV Times is actually Karl Pilkington.

Karl Pilkington has a brain.

[garce]

Cut and paste is so cool I can't be bothered to read it. You can't be bothered typing out a synopsis?

I can't be bothered clicking your link.