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DVTimes 04-24-2012 09:19 AM

to those in the usa
 
i wrote this about uk car drivers.

http://www.dvtimes.com/2012/04/24/mazda/

would this apply to those in the usa too?

Harmon 04-24-2012 09:42 AM

What would definitely apply is if you used spell check. We do that in the US periodically. In fact, it's built into most browsers in this day and age.

All seems pretty legit in your post other than the Mercedes being driven by mostly old people. I would like to spit on any "old" person that lived through WW2 and drives anything German made.

Most of the other bullshit you spew, well, I have no clue what you are even talking about. I don't understand your slang.

Sid70 04-24-2012 09:52 AM

Since fucking when masda is a female car or have sex at all?

Harmon 04-24-2012 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 18905887)
Since fucking when masda is a female car or have sex at all?

I understand where the Mazda thing comes from, but at least the areas I have lived in it was all about the Miata. Anything else was pretty much fair game.

This guy lives out in nothingness, so give him a break. He probably read and reposted this from somewhere.. especially given the fact that in the post he states he was in college. No. Fucking. Way. :winkwink:

Sid70 04-24-2012 09:56 AM

I drive Ford Mondeo on a stick, and want to buy masda 3 sedan AT ( fuck hatchbacks for the noisy trank) so my wifey could drive me around and i could drink a beer.

DamianJ 04-24-2012 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 18905897)
especially given the fact that in the post he states he was in college. No. Fucking. Way. :winkwink:

Indeed. He's been caught out on that lie many times on another forum. He has claimed his degree was in marketing, and then in business, then in something else.

He's been challenged many times to just scan his certificate in to prove he isn't a lying scamming fraudulent cunt and never has managed to do that. Imagine!

He posts on Usenet asking for men to bum, he steals money, he advises people to commit fraud, and posts useless shit all day long.

And porno jew got banned over this cunt?

qtf?

Harmon 04-24-2012 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18905904)
He posts on Usenet asking for men to bum

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Rochard 04-24-2012 10:35 AM

The other day we were watching "Wheeler Dealers" and my kid looks up and says "Daddy, why do they drive on the wrong side of the street?". That's a damn good question too, btw.

Cute article.

Babaganoosh 04-24-2012 10:40 AM

I believe I now have quantifiable and empirical proof that DVTimes is an idiot.

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/k...h69/retard.png

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/k...69/retard2.png

Ross 04-24-2012 10:44 AM

Audi is driven by people who think they are in MI5? James Bond drives Aston Martin... never saw him drive an Audi.

DamianJ 04-24-2012 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 18905935)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

He really does:

"Me:
- Male
- 29
- BI
- 5 foot 8
- average build
- Short hair
- non smoker
- non drinker

I am looking for first time with male.

Your age - prefer 30+ but all applicants welcome.

Must be desease free.

I prefer you to provide a place.

Prefer it if you can send a photograph first.

Please email me soon.

I am available most weekends and possibly evenings."

Here's the link.

http://groups.google.com/group/uk.ad...?hl=en&q&pli=1

Babaganoosh 04-24-2012 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18905991)
He really does:

"Me:
- Male
- 29
- BI
- 5 foot 8
- average build
- Short hair
- non smoker
- non drinker

I am looking for first time with male.

Your age - prefer 30+ but all applicants welcome.

Must be desease free.

I prefer you to provide a place.

Prefer it if you can send a photograph first.

Please email me soon.

I am available most weekends and possibly evenings."

Here's the link.

http://groups.google.com/group/uk.ad...?hl=en&q&pli=1

I thought you were kidding. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ottopottomouse 04-24-2012 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 18905887)
Since fucking when masda is a female car or have sex at all?

he means the mx5/miata/eunos roadster
http://i.imgur.com/KECd7.jpg

DVTimes 04-24-2012 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18905972)
The other day we were watching "Wheeler Dealers" and my kid looks up and says "Daddy, why do they drive on the wrong side of the street?". That's a damn good question too, btw.

Cute article.

thats easy

left is the correct side and everyone rode on it.

then england went to war with france, and a certain french general (nepolean) said to demonstrate against england that they would drive on the right.

when i say drive, of course not cars but stage coaches.

its why some in the british colernys drive on the left.

Scott McD 04-24-2012 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 18906002)
I thought you were kidding. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


So did i. :helpme

Elli 04-24-2012 02:43 PM

No estate agent in Vancouver would be caught dead in a Smart car. They seem to prefer BMW or Audi or Volvo.

As for the Mazda rant, which Mazda? There are so many! Miatas look like chick cars, but aren't. Mazda3 is just a regular mom/student/retired person hatchback. Mazda MPV is a minivan. Mazda5 is a minivan/ish. Mazda2 is a smaller Mazda3. So it doesn't make sense to say all Mazdas are chick cars.

DamianJ 04-24-2012 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 18906002)
I thought you were kidding. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Oh no. I never would say something I can't prove.

He stole from me, he stole content from sponsors and watermarked it as his own, and he bums men.

Nothing at all wrong with bumming men, just bad to lie saying you don't.

papill0n 04-24-2012 03:14 PM

6th grade writing level :1orglaugh:1orglaugh



and youre a faggot :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

papill0n 04-24-2012 03:22 PM

and what you wrote is the worst example of stereotyping i have seen :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bronco67 04-24-2012 04:32 PM

I think DV Times is actually Karl Pilkington.

CyberHustler 04-24-2012 06:25 PM

:1orglaugh

SGS 04-25-2012 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 18906769)
I think DV Times is actually Karl Pilkington.

Karl Pilkington has a brain. :2 cents:

garce 04-25-2012 01:14 AM

Cut and paste is so cool I can't be bothered to read it. You can't be bothered typing out a synopsis?

I can't be bothered clicking your link.


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