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chaze · 04-21-2012, 03:47 PM

It's just for a local magazine, they want a article on what girls should never say to their boyfriends.

porno jew · 04-21-2012, 03:51 PM

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lucas131 · 04-21-2012, 03:53 PM

its our lucky day, i am pregnant

L-Pink · 04-21-2012, 03:55 PM

You're my first white guy.

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MaDalton · 04-21-2012, 03:56 PM

"what do you think right now?"

"does this dress/shirt/jeans/blouse/etc make me look fat?"

"do we want to visit my parents this weekend?"

"will you come shoe shopping with me?"

mikesouth · 04-21-2012, 04:05 PM

"we are going to visit my mother"

" how many girls HAVE you been with"

"you arent putting THAT THING anywhere NEAR my ass"

"Dont you think its stupid for BOTH of us to be paying rent, I will just move in with you"

"Now that I live here you don't need all that porn anymore so I threw it out, I also deleted every female from your cell phone except your mom and I"

"Maybe we should get married"

"I USED to be bi"

papill0n · 04-21-2012, 04:05 PM

shit on me baby

CaptainHowdy · 04-21-2012, 04:07 PM

I've always thought that, whatever your girlfriend says, you're not really listening to her ...

Socks · 04-21-2012, 04:08 PM

The one thing I never want coming out of my wife is....

decibels.

redwhiteandblue · 04-21-2012, 04:14 PM

Ummm, I might have dented your car a little bit.

Oracle Porn · 04-21-2012, 04:16 PM

a sound.

Wizzo · 04-21-2012, 04:17 PM

"we need to talk".... never followed by anything good...lol

kane · 04-21-2012, 04:34 PM

We can do anal baby, I'm actually used to have massive, thick penises in my ass so I won't have any trouble with you.

u-Bob · 04-21-2012, 04:35 PM

"Oh, it's so cute"

And then there's the questions that you simply can't give a correct answer to. Whatever your answer is, it will get you in trouble:

"What are you thinking?"

"How do you feel?"

"Do you find HER attractive?"

ilnjscb · 04-21-2012, 04:45 PM

"I know I cheated on all my other boyfriends, but you're different."
"was your dad bald?"
"hey, don't feel bad, I don't really need to come every time"

CYF · 04-21-2012, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo

"we need to talk".... never followed by anything good...lol

+1, exactly what I was going to post.

SilentKnight · 04-21-2012, 05:11 PM

"You remind me of my brother!"

Or...during drunk sex - "Guess which hole that is."

chaze · 04-21-2012, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I've always thought that, whatever your girlfriend says, you're not really listening to her ...

So that would be "anything" lol wonder of they would print that.

kane · 04-21-2012, 05:36 PM

This one my girlfriend actually asked me once:
"Do you think my mom is hot?"

Spunky · 04-21-2012, 05:40 PM

Are you done yet?

livexxx · 04-21-2012, 05:45 PM

Luke, I am your mother

livexxx · 04-21-2012, 05:47 PM

Are you in the secret service by any chance?

u-Bob · 04-21-2012, 06:05 PM

"Is it in yet?"

chaze · 04-21-2012, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

This one my girlfriend actually asked me once:
"Do you think my mom is hot?"

Oh god, lol

wehateporn · 04-21-2012, 06:46 PM

This might be of use

camgirlshide · 04-21-2012, 07:11 PM

Any questions on how much money you make

moeloubani · 04-21-2012, 07:29 PM

on my rag

NaughtyVisions · 04-21-2012, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

"What are you thinking?"

I remember an episode of Married with Children where Peggy asked Al, "Whatcha thinking?"

His reply:

"Well if I wanted you to know, I would have said it out loud."

L-Pink · 04-21-2012, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

I remember an episode of Married with Children where Peggy asked Al, "Whatcha thinking?"

His reply:

"Well if I wanted you to know, I would have said it out loud."

That's pretty funny.

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Gabriel · 04-21-2012, 09:54 PM

mineistaken · 04-22-2012, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Or...during drunk sex - "Guess which hole that is."

why is that bad?

maxjohan · 04-22-2012, 08:10 AM

This thread delivers... in spades lol

DBS.US · 04-22-2012, 09:44 AM

No, That's not the way you feel!

digitalfantasies · 04-22-2012, 09:45 AM

you good, but I've had better

digitalfantasies · 04-22-2012, 09:47 AM

a threesome? sure..... I did DP before

AllAboutCams · 04-22-2012, 09:50 AM

"I could have done better doing it myself"
"where did the condom go?"
"it'll hurt if I swallow"

Gabriel · 04-22-2012, 10:05 AM

"...but i poop from there"

John-ACWM · 04-22-2012, 10:25 AM

'I'm a cheater'.

SIK · 04-22-2012, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

You're my first white guy.

.

I'd go berserk after hearing that.

SilentKnight · 04-22-2012, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken

why is that bad?

If fudge on yer popsicle stick is your thang...hell, go for the exit.

Freaky_Akula · 04-22-2012, 12:32 PM

"This is Paul. He is going to take some pictures. I hope you do not mind."

L-Pink · 04-22-2012, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel

"...but i poop from there"

hahaha .......... I haven't seen that video in a decade. I liked that skinny little slut.

.

Phoenix · 04-22-2012, 12:37 PM

words....

GregE · 04-22-2012, 12:45 PM

Never mind. Somebody beat me to it.

iwantchixx · 04-22-2012, 01:13 PM

"No"
"I don't know"
and lastly
"Can you.."

biskoppen · 04-22-2012, 01:26 PM

I like tall thieves

2MuchMark · 04-22-2012, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo

"we need to talk".... never followed by anything good...lol

DaCaptain · 04-22-2012, 01:31 PM

Yelling. She should never yell. My wife was such a soft spoken little thing when I married her. Now, the horns come out and she yells and throws stuff over nothing. If he sex wasn't so passionate I'd probably throw her out.

DBS.US · 04-22-2012, 01:34 PM

I got a letter today talking about some computer IP tecnocrap and how I needed to pay $1000 or some shit, it was from some guy name Steve Lightspeed?

OldJeff · 04-22-2012, 03:11 PM

I'm pregnant,you're the father, and I'm going to kill all three of us

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