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  • chaze
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    • Aug 2002
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    #1

    Doing a article on what guys don't want to hear from girlfriends, any thoughts?

    It's just for a local magazine, they want a article on what girls should never say to their boyfriends.
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    #2
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          #5
          "what do you think right now?"

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          • mikesouth
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            #6
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            • papill0n
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              #7
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              • CaptainHowdy
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                #8
                I've always thought that, whatever your girlfriend says, you're not really listening to her ...

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                • Socks
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                  #9
                  The one thing I never want coming out of my wife is....

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                  • redwhiteandblue
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                    #10
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                      #11
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                      • Wizzo
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                        #12
                        "we need to talk".... never followed by anything good...lol
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                        • kane
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                          #13
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                          • u-Bob
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                            #14
                            "Oh, it's so cute"

                            And then there's the questions that you simply can't give a correct answer to. Whatever your answer is, it will get you in trouble:

                            "What are you thinking?"

                            "How do you feel?"

                            "Do you find HER attractive?"

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                            • ilnjscb
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                              #15
                              "I know I cheated on all my other boyfriends, but you're different."
                              "was your dad bald?"
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                              • CYF
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Wizzo
                                "we need to talk".... never followed by anything good...lol
                                +1, exactly what I was going to post.
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                                • SilentKnight
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                                  #17
                                  "You remind me of my brother!"

                                  Or...during drunk sex - "Guess which hole that is."

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                                  • chaze
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                    I've always thought that, whatever your girlfriend says, you're not really listening to her ...
                                    So that would be "anything" lol wonder of they would print that.
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                                    • kane
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                                      #19
                                      This one my girlfriend actually asked me once:
                                      "Do you think my mom is hot?"

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                                      • Spunky
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                                        #20
                                        Are you done yet?

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                                          #21
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                                            #22
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                                            • u-Bob
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                                              #23
                                              "Is it in yet?"

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                                              • chaze
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by kane
                                                This one my girlfriend actually asked me once:
                                                "Do you think my mom is hot?"
                                                Oh god, lol
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                                                  #25
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                                                      #27
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                                                      • NaughtyVisions
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by u-Bob
                                                        "What are you thinking?"
                                                        I remember an episode of Married with Children where Peggy asked Al, "Whatcha thinking?"

                                                        His reply:

                                                        "Well if I wanted you to know, I would have said it out loud."

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                                                        • L-Pink
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by NaughtyVisions
                                                          I remember an episode of Married with Children where Peggy asked Al, "Whatcha thinking?"

                                                          His reply:

                                                          "Well if I wanted you to know, I would have said it out loud."

                                                          That's pretty funny.

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                                                            #30
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                                                            • mineistaken
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by SilentKnight

                                                              Or...during drunk sex - "Guess which hole that is."
                                                              why is that bad?

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                                                                  #33
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                                                                              #39
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                                                why is that bad?
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Wizzo
                                                                                              "we need to talk".... never followed by anything good...lol

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                                                                                                #48
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