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How to get rid of a puppy
The stupid puppy wouldnt stop pissing in the house. I tried everything. I cant give it away. I am thinking about driving it ten miles from my house and leaving it, but it is cold and will starve/freeze to death. I dont want it to suffer. Should I shot it? What should I do?
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are you fucking stupid? maybe I should drag your ass out in the woods and shoot you.
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well, shoot yourself..i come over and get the puppy
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accept it, motherfucker.
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I dont want to kill it, but someone told me that is what they would do. Prehaps I will just get them to do it. Seriously what is the best way to get rid of it?
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the best way is "don't buy a puppy if you are to stupid to handle it"
how long have you pissed into your pants? teach the puppy but don't kill the puppy!! get info about teaching the puppy from the internet. there are a lot of ways. |
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You fucking lazy ass. Go to a Wal-Mart or somewhere where there is a lot of people traffic and stand there with a sign saying puppy needs home today or will be put to sleep and I guarantee you within an hour or two he'll have a home.
Fuck I can't believe this post. Shooting a puppy. Fuck this whole planet needs to be NUKED. Too many idiots on it.
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Jesus christ I can't believe how stupid some people are. It's a shame that you can just buy a puppy and there is no application process to filter out the shitheads like this from owning one.
Take the dog to a pound retard, do it and yourself a favor. DH |
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Or make a " circus puppy " out of him. Trow him in the air (make sure he rotates) and film it. Then sell the videos.
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Seriously I dont really give a fuck if some of you flame me, I understand some people are soft. And I understand that it is my fault for taking the dog without knowing how to properly train it. Thought it wouldn't be this difficult. For the dogs sake can anybody suggest anything?
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train it you fucking asshole. you are the one who should be shot for even posting this message.
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let's get over it. he's trying to stir up shit.
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Just make a sign, go there, sit for an hour. Problem solved. |
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it's easy man!
at regular intervals your puppy should be taken to a designated place outside to relieve itself. you need to anticipate when a dog will need to relieve itself. as an approximate guide a puppy should be taken outside after he wake up, after he eat, after playing and throughout the day at least every 3 hours. set an alarm to remind you to let the puppy out to relieve itself. exercise your puppy before confining them to their crate. anticipation - a puppy that suddenly sniffs the ground intensely is usually signalling that it is looking for somewhere to relieve itself. put the puppy crate in a busy environment such as the kitchen, so not to feel isolated. never confine puppy in crate for punishment |
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Paper training a puppy is a two stage process: 1) train puppy to relieve itself on paper only 2) train puppy to go only outdoors. There is a potential risk of only partially house breaking a puppy using this method as it is trained that relieving itself indoors is acceptable.
Paper training is when the dog eliminates on the paper when indoors, but when outside it goes in a designated area. The owner needs to monitor the dog and anticipate when the dog needs to relieve itself. At regular intervals your puppy should be taken to the papered area or a designated place outside to relieve itself. As your puppy relieves itself use words like "hurry up" then praise them. Soon your dog will learn the command "hurry up" means to relieve itself. It is important to praise your dog after it eliminates on the paper or outside in the designated spot so it learns that it is doing good by going in that area. Whenever possible train your puppy to relieve itself outside in a designated area. A puppy needs to be taken outside after they wake up, after they eat and throughout the day at least every 3 hours. Unless your puppy is to be completely an indoors dog (like a toy dog living in an apartment) then they need to be weaned off relieving themselves on the papered area. After the puppy learns that relieving itself on the papered area is ?good? then the papered area needs to be gradually diminished. As the papered area is diminished it should be moved closer towards the door and finally outside, by which time your puppy should be house broken. Tips: Generally let your puppy go outside when ever possible to relieve itself. Set an alarm to remind you to let the puppy out to relieve itself. Anticipation - A puppy that suddenly sniffs the ground intensely is usually signalling that it is looking for somewhere to relieve itself. The important times to take your dog outside to a designated spot are, after they wake up and after they eat. This is a time where you can really emphasis praise when they relieve themselves and will be a very effective and fast way for them to learn. |
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http://www.about-dogs.com/puppy_hous...k_training.htm
learn it!!! or i come over to get the dog! my dog was 1/2 year old when i get him and he learned it also. |
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OMG, they killed kenny! You bustards!!
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Well I put it outside regularly, and I do know when it going to urinate. The thing is that after being outside it will come in and then piss. I give it little slaps in the head and say "NO", "BAD PUPPY" when catching it in the act then placing it ouside. Please dont think I havent tried. Is it possible that some dogs just wouldnt learn? |
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Let's assume for a minute that you're serious.
Why is it that you can't give it away? |
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I appreciate all the helpfull replies I will read your links and post and see if I can develope a different approach. By the way I really dont think I can kill my little dog. I just wanted to stress my fustration with the situation, didnt expect to get that much reaction
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Simple, I cant find or know anybody who wants her |
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Do you hav a local animal shelter? They will take the dog for you and if it is a puppy they willhave no problem finding it a good home. They have a very good screening process so you know the puppy will be in good hands once it is adopted.
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how about rat poison ?
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Hmm...wonder if all the people who bashed Ted from Prohosters will be here.
btw, if this is a joke, it's lame. If it's not, you're pathetic. Only a retarded halfwit can't housetrain a puppy.
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To everybody who flamed me, I just need to let you know that I am immune to it. Your comments dont mean a fucking thing to me. That is what I like about this message board, everything is open. I am done with this thread.
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Kenny, you knew straight up with the crowd in here if you post anything about sending cats airborne, shooting puppies cause they pissed on your floor, the exact reaction you would get.
Got to realize there are a shitload of animal lovers in here. Obviously anyone who would stoop so low to shoot their dog, wouldn't care about getting flamethrowers turned on full blast. Reason it worked me up so much cause my ex wife's father did that with his dog when they sold their ranch. They had gotten the dog from the people who owned the property before them. Were there a couple years and then were moving up to Seattle. So my ex is all worked up emotionally one day after talking to her dad on the phone and I said what's wrong. And she told me her dad didn't want to bring the dog with them to their new home so he just took it out back put a pistol to its head and blew it away. I called him and freaked out over it and I didn't speak to him again after that. He knew we were animal lovers, had 7 pets at that time on 3 acres ourselves in LA, and would have gladly taken the dog off his hands and he just has that hunting kind of personality, where animals don't mean anything. Fucking idiot.
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maybe you should use it as a Stunt Puppy?
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Where do you live and what kind of dog is it ?
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i just don't understand how any decent human being would even consider that the solution to this problem is to kill the puppy. You should not have a dog, and I'm not attacking you, you obviously don't have the love for animals a pet owner should have and the blame for the puppy's potty training problems I am sure have way more to do with you than the poor dog. You're not ready for a dog. Thank god it wasn't a kid you were stuck with.
Even if it wasn't a puppy, if it was an old dog, you should have been able to come up with a way to find the dog a good home. All you did was call a friend or two and ask them if they wanted a puppy. Lazy. As somebody said, it's a puppy, get in your car and take the little guy down to the Human Society ASPCA and they'll have no problem finding him a home.
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![]() I hope you never ahve kids, because if you can't handle a puppy, you'll never handle kids. What would you do, decide that you want to shoot the kids, too? If you really want to get rid of the puppy, take him to the local animal shelter or go sit outside WalMart with the puppy, a sign, and give him to someone who'll love him. The way we trained our puppy not to urinate in the house was to spank him when we caught him, then immediately take him outside. Every time he went outside (and you have to anticipate it in the early weeks), he was rewarded with a puppy treat and huge amounts of praise. When he got bigger, we taught him to scratch the door when he needed to go out by guiding his paws to do so, praising him and giving the treat, then letting him out where he could do his business, and rewarding him for doing so. Interestingly, we have had no problems with this since. dogs are quick to figure it out if you'll take the time to train them. |
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Throw him in the eblender and set it on puree
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Kenny's puppy just emailed me, this is what he said....
"Fuck, I've had it with this stupid human owner. What the hell does he want from me? I thought his job was to teach me what he wants, but instead he just yells at me and hits me all the time. I can't do anything right it seems. I try to have fun and play, and he hits me. I need to stop and have a poop sometimes, and he hits me. I pass some water here.... he hits me. So I pass some water there... guess what? Yap, he hits me. Then he puts me out in the cold, where it is hard to poop and pass water, but if I do it there he brings me back inside and still doesn't look too happy. It's no fun here. It was more fun when I was with my brothers and sisters, but this big bully has dognapped me. I think he's going to start withholding my food and water soon, and I think he might be a mental case. Will someone here please rescue me and shoot him for me?" Signed ~ Loveable yet miserable. Kenny, you been a baaaad master. BAD master. Post your address, so I can have someone sent over to slap you in the head a few hundred times.
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You have to get good puppy training.....
Dogs have to be trained, it can be hard, but in time the puppy will come around. Just be consistent. Animals are the closest you can come to picking a relative. |
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![]() You're in control of him/her,and it's your job to teach them what is acceptable and what is not. If the dog is not obeying you then it's something you're doing wrong. You bought the dog and you thinking about driving it 10 miles from your home??? Smart move ![]() Take the time to teach him. We just bought a 4 month old puppy and he was not trained at all. We're still trainging him and he's doing great. It's all about taking the time to train them. They're like kids,they need love,affection,attention and stability. If you lack with any of these you will sufer the consequences. If all else fails take him to the humain society so someone else who has the time can care for him/her ![]()
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