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04-01-2012, 02:25 AM
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Playa
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Buy Vietnam Wife
 If run away withn a year you get another one for free LOOOL  |
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04-01-2012, 02:26 AM
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LOOOOL that is nice!!
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04-01-2012, 02:28 AM
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and its in a vietnamese newspaper
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04-01-2012, 02:30 AM
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Playa
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Guaranteed to be delivered in 90 days rotfl :D
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04-01-2012, 02:32 AM
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ordered 4 thanks!
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04-01-2012, 02:34 AM
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I am Amazing Content!
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04-01-2012, 02:34 AM
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Making PHP work
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Yeah, but if she hangs around for five years is she still under warranty?
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04-01-2012, 02:35 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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The thing is that the part about "no extra charges" is scarily accurate. If it were real, it's obviously targeting non-Viets, but Asians care about that shit. If you've ever done business (real business, not buying plastic robots on ebay) with Asians there are little extra charges for almost everything, and it pisses me the fuck off. Doing business without extra charges is virtually unthinkable. Yes sir, there will be a 23 yen charge (plus tax) for use of the toilet paper.
Pakis want absolutely everything for 20% of the price, East Asians never ever budge on price then add all kinds of stupid extra fees to squeeze out a few more pennies. That's why Pakis and East Asians don't get along well in business. |
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04-01-2012, 02:50 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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i cant afford to buy a Vietnamese Wife..
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04-01-2012, 02:52 AM
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04-01-2012, 03:03 AM
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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  ADG |
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04-01-2012, 03:03 AM
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04-01-2012, 03:12 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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WTF! I was just there I could've "picked up" rather than waiting for delivery!
funny paper clipping LOL |
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04-01-2012, 04:23 AM
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porn cartoonist
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04-01-2012, 04:45 AM
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04-01-2012, 05:08 AM
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Awesome deal
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04-01-2012, 05:34 AM
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I help you SUCCEED
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Do they take AMEX?
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04-01-2012, 06:43 AM
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working on my tan
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All joking aside where can I buy one?
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04-01-2012, 06:47 AM
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04-01-2012, 07:27 AM
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04-01-2012, 07:39 AM
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BACON BACON BACON
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04-01-2012, 08:04 AM
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04-01-2012, 08:13 AM
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04-01-2012, 09:00 AM
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this is cool i will order 1 for trial
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04-01-2012, 09:02 AM
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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oh megalol, anyone have some coupon codes?
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04-01-2012, 09:23 AM
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Buk Lau
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I'm waiting for the two for one offer!
I will rename them fook me and fook yu! 
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04-01-2012, 10:20 AM
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04-01-2012, 11:07 AM
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04-01-2012, 11:12 AM
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i'm selling mine for 10$
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04-01-2012, 11:14 AM
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hahaha, thats hilarious
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04-01-2012, 11:38 AM
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04-01-2012, 11:48 AM
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They have an affiliate program?
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04-01-2012, 12:40 PM
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I called the number, its an extra $5000 for one with big boobies....wtf.
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04-01-2012, 12:41 PM
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What most guys who buy their wife don't understand is, there are 10s of 1000s of girls (not prostitutes) who are looking for foreign husbands. They just don't know where to meet them and due to language barriers, they are not online. That is where the paid services come in. If a guy really wants an Asian wife and doesn't mind putting in the effort to learn a little of their language, at least enough to communicate until her English improves, he will have many to choose from. China, Thailand, Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia, Indonesia, wherever. My girl has countless friends (Thai and Lao) who hound her to help them find husbands. They don't want Thai / Lao guys because they know the local guys generally won't provide for them and they see what good lives the girls with foreigners have. They want a better life, you want a hot Asian wife who doesn't break your balls, it's a win-win. |
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04-01-2012, 01:06 PM
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04-01-2012, 02:00 PM
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04-01-2012, 02:08 PM
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i think this applies in any 3rd world country. foreigner is a cajero (atm machine) and they want on the money train. if you want a dominican/haitian chica lmk they will line up for that visa
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04-01-2012, 05:11 PM
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Money may not buy you love, but it can buy you a hot subservient wife. |
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04-01-2012, 05:13 PM
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I thought you had to kill people before they gave you one of those?
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04-01-2012, 05:21 PM
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04-01-2012, 07:23 PM
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damn, now I'm hooked. To good to pass up
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04-01-2012, 08:22 PM
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i would get a mail order bride from Vietnam, april fools, no I wouldn't.
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04-02-2012, 01:51 AM
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Likes Pie
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haha awesome!
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LOL the free one comment was hilarious!
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04-02-2012, 02:37 AM
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Can u return her if u aint happy ?
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