Buy Vietnam Wife
 

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If run away withn a year you get another one for free LOOOL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LOOOOL that is nice!!

and its in a vietnamese newspaper :Oh crap :1orglaugh

Guaranteed to be delivered in 90 days rotfl :D

ordered 4 thanks!

Yeah, but if she hangs around for five years is she still under warranty?

The thing is that the part about "no extra charges" is scarily accurate. If it were real, it's obviously targeting non-Viets, but Asians care about that shit. If you've ever done business (real business, not buying plastic robots on ebay) with Asians there are little extra charges for almost everything, and it pisses me the fuck off. Doing business without extra charges is virtually unthinkable. Yes sir, there will be a 23 yen charge (plus tax) for use of the toilet paper.

Pakis want absolutely everything for 20% of the price, East Asians never ever budge on price then add all kinds of stupid extra fees to squeeze out a few more pennies. That's why Pakis and East Asians don't get along well in business.

i cant afford to buy a Vietnamese Wife.. :(

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WTF! I was just there I could've "picked up" rather than waiting for delivery!

funny paper clipping LOL

And that's not all !
You get her whole family members !!! FOR FREE!!!
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Order one from us and you will get her 103 years old grand mother in pack!
You say - too old ?! There's not such thing like old in sex !
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She has no teeth - all the gentlemen knows that makes the best oral sex ever!
And that's not all ! With your future asian bride comes her grand father:
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You can drink with him, you can talk with him and even watch football on TV with him. You get shovel and mop to clean up , after he fells asleep on your $7500 sofa - don't get mad at him - he's 107 years old !!! Let's see how you will look like at that age and will you be able to hold your bladder for too long! Extra: He has no teeth either.
We also adding you that little kitten in this amazing package!
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- don't say it's not cute, because it IS !!! There's no one who can stand in seeing such cuteness. You can make your new wife happy and make a gift to her. She can make a fine soup !
Notice: The kitty has no teeth!
And last to the whole $6000pack you will get this guy:

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- he has nothing to do with the package, but he has NO TEETH!!!
Make your order now, don't delay - get rid of your loneliness and put a happy smile on your face.

P.S. Make sure to let us know about your brides's teeth.

$6000 - with teeth /standard package/
$11500 - with no teeth - golden package.

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Awesome deal :thumbsup

Do they take AMEX?

lol

All joking aside where can I buy one?

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Try Vietnam

it's in the ads of news papers ... try there ;D

pretty much any country where your money is worth alot more.

Only Epass........sorry!

ill take two! :thumbsup

this is cool i will order 1 for trial

oh megalol, anyone have some coupon codes?

I'm waiting for the two for one offer! :thumbsup:thumbsup

I will rename them fook me and fook yu! :pimp

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If you are serious, hit me up.

He said, Bride, not T-Bride... :winkwink:

i'm selling mine for 10$

hahaha, thats hilarious

I don't want one but out of curiosity what do they cost?

They have an affiliate program?

I called the number, its an extra $5000 for one with big boobies....wtf.

No need to pay for them. It's only services who sell them, and the women PAY the services to find husbands for them.

What most guys who buy their wife don't understand is, there are 10s of 1000s of girls (not prostitutes) who are looking for foreign husbands. They just don't know where to meet them and due to language barriers, they are not online. That is where the paid services come in.

If a guy really wants an Asian wife and doesn't mind putting in the effort to learn a little of their language, at least enough to communicate until her English improves, he will have many to choose from. China, Thailand, Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia, Indonesia, wherever.

My girl has countless friends (Thai and Lao) who hound her to help them find husbands. They don't want Thai / Lao guys because they know the local guys generally won't provide for them and they see what good lives the girls with foreigners have. They want a better life, you want a hot Asian wife who doesn't break your balls, it's a win-win.

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They should move to a buy it now model to make things more fun for the buyer. :2 cents:

i think this applies in any 3rd world country. foreigner is a cajero (atm machine) and they want on the money train. if you want a dominican/haitian chica lmk they will line up for that visa

Yep.

Money may not buy you love, but it can buy you a hot subservient wife. :winkwink:

I thought you had to kill people before they gave you one of those?

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the magic words, Hot and Subservient:thumbsup:thumbsup

damn, now I'm hooked. To good to pass up

i would get a mail order bride from Vietnam, april fools, no I wouldn't.

How could you not wanna bang some hot vietnamese girls????? :error

You marry a bride

haha awesome! :)

pussy in a box a bit like a flesh light

LOL the free one comment was hilarious!

Can u return her if u aint happy ?