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Dirty F 02-24-2012 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18778584)
he is making the point that they are here on earth...interacting with governments.

that isn't very plausible, unless they have figured out how to create their own "wormholes"

Yeah also that but he keeps attacking people for not believing in life out there. Also according to him the goverment and anybody with a bit of power is brainwashing us to believe there is no other life than ours. Where the fuck does the nutjob get that from?

Phoenix 02-24-2012 08:59 AM

since im waiting for something right now, ill write a bit more.

One thing that i heard before that has a chance of being plausible is that Roswell did indeed happen. However, it was not what the rumours say it was. No little aliens or anything.

This guys theory was that what crashed at Roswell was similar to a satellite that we may have sent out of our own solar system. The theory goes that more advanced races, long ago (100,000 or more years ago) detected likely solar systems to support life, and sent out probes. We will be doing the same thing soon.

A probe reached us after travelling for however long, and as instructed put down in the middle of a large land mass. Thus the modern age, and they back engineered many devices from that.

i would rather believe we are getting smarter, and collaboration is allowing us to advance in leaps and bounds instead of snailing a long like we seemed to have done in the past.

porno jew 02-24-2012 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18778775)
Umm, the government, public schools, the media, etc do a pretty good job of attacking it don't you think? Its like "omg how dare anyone think aliens exist"! Its completely out of the mainstream exist little bits here and there with laughs...so yes

please provide examples of the government and public schools attacking the alien hypothesis.

i am too brainwashed to find any. they must be out there.

xholly 02-24-2012 09:23 AM

ignorance and youtube is a hellova combo.

Mutt 02-24-2012 09:34 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

xholly 02-24-2012 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18778827)
Ignorance, authority worship and arrogance is one helluva mix

The elite are my people, I am their humble agent and am just doing my job.

Dirty F 02-24-2012 09:39 AM

He's insane. Truly insane.
Compared to him Mel Gibson in that conspiracy movie looks totally sane.

porno jew 02-24-2012 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18778816)
:1orglaugh How is this even a serious question? Do you even live on this planet? :1orglaugh

the alien illuminati seem to have put some kind of control on my thinking. i am unable to find any examples of public schools and governments telling people aliens don't exist.

please help me find examples.

porno jew 02-24-2012 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18778888)
Oh yea I forgot the government has NEVER denied that aliens existed and schools always talk about aliens. Yea, all those classes and all those admissions...must have been sick on those days or not watched the television :1orglaugh

please provide examples. if you can't i might start to think it's not the alien overlords from sirius that are controlling my thoughts ... you might just be lying.

Dirty F 02-24-2012 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18778894)
please provide examples. if you can't i might start to think it's not the alien overlords from sirius that are controlling my thoughts ... you might just be lying.

It's amazing how this guy is so far gone that he creates his own non existing cover ups.
Pretty sick.

TheSquealer 02-24-2012 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18778894)
please provide examples. if you can't i might start to think it's not the alien overlords from sirius that are controlling my thoughts ... you might just be lying.

Interesting right? A slam dunk case. An obvious fact. Millions of examples. It's how we are all controlled. It's all around us... everywhere.

Of course, no examples will be provided. :)

porno jew 02-24-2012 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18778902)
Did you go to school? Do you watch the media and listen to what the government and society says? They say aliens do not exist. There's millions of examples, everyone who has been to school would, ugh, know this. Anyone who watches the mainstream media would know this. Did you not go to school and do you not watch the news? They won't even touch the conversations about aliens with a 20 foot pole without laughing and playing funny music in the background

if there are millions of examples surely a quick google search could turn up one?

please advise.

Mutt 02-24-2012 09:49 AM

put away your child like fantasies and read and listen to this carefully - that pale blue dot is where we live, on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. we are alone. nobody has ever visited us, nobody crash landed their spaceship in Roswell, New Mexico or anywhere else on this tiny planet. the furthest we have made it as a species off this planet is to the moon, which is pretty much akin to making it down the bottom of the street where you live. we've sent probes to nearby planets in our own solar system which is akin to throwing a baseball two streets over.

somewhere out there i think it's reasonable to assume there is other life but the odds of them finding us or us finding them are a billion to one or more.



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Dirty F 02-24-2012 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18778907)
if there are millions of examples surely a quick google search could turn up one?

please advise.

The secret elite is hiding it from Google obviously.

Dirty F 02-24-2012 09:53 AM

Johnnydiphshit, how is it possible that all these big secrets about people controlling the earth and brainwashing us is all over Youtube for every person to see. Wouldn't they have the power to stop that?

CyberHustler 02-24-2012 09:54 AM

I swear I thought this thread was going to be a one page wonder...

Dirty F 02-24-2012 09:56 AM

Maybe i should take the idiot off ignore so i don't have to wait for someone to quote him :1orglaugh

xholly 02-24-2012 09:57 AM

Carl Sagan was the man, he would likely cry reading this thread tho.

xholly 02-24-2012 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 18778925)
I swear I thought this thread was going to be a one page wonder...

I also want the op to win a prize :)

porno jew 02-24-2012 10:00 AM

if ancient artworks that depict non-human beings mean they exist in reality, does that mean today if a drew a picture of superman he exists as well?

i don't see superman flying around. are the aliens from sirius controlling my mind again?

please advise.

Mutt 02-24-2012 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18778916)
OR we were created by "the gods", like thousands of ancient scripts and drawings show. (and anyone in a secret society or government base knows this) LOL at saying that we are alone in the universe. You have to be brainwashed to the max to say that

i didn't say we were alone in the universe - your tiny brain can't understand the vastness of the universe and that it doesn't matter that there might be other life in the universe because we at this point and time have no way of finding them. so what kooks and dreamers like you have decided, whatever life is out there is much more advanced than us and they have visited us.

ancient texts? all they prove if they do exist is that kooks and dreamers existed hundreds and thousands of years ago. just because somebody is a kook doesn't mean they are dumb, just delusional and irrational or a fraud, the line between genius and insanity is thin.

but you are just a garden variety kook, the one the smarter kooks depend on to make a living buying their books and DVDs.

NewNick 02-24-2012 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18778939)
Carl Sagan knew a lot more than he let on, thats for sure


I'm sure Mr Sagan will be glowing with pride knowing that a dipshit fantasist like you has got his back.....

Mutt 02-24-2012 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18778957)
If you want to find aliens, I'd first start with the Royal Families throughout the world. They're the ones who claim the DIVINE right to rule and that they are the offspring of the "gods". They also ate human body parts not too long ago and have been ruling for thousands of years. Their words, not mine. I think it would be a good place to start.

and they're as delusional as you are - nobody listens to royalty, they only exist for the entertainment of old bags and out of respect for our ancestors, we don't want to get rid of something our grandparents, great grandparents, great great grandparents looked up to.

NewNick 02-24-2012 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18769514)
Society would collapse in an instant if all was revealed

You would collapse in an instant if your medication was taken away......



:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

xholly 02-24-2012 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 18778953)
but you are just a garden variety kook, the one the smarter kooks depend on to make a living buying their books and DVDs.

true, wehateporns puts way more thought and consideration into his conspiracies, this guy is amateur.

porno jew 02-24-2012 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18779001)
Ok, so here's a question: Where did humans come from?

I'll completely destroy and pick apart that "God" made us or that we evolved from apes lol

enlighten us, the sheeple. i'm sick of being a mind controlled zombie. watching american idol and fox news.

Dirty F 02-24-2012 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 18778953)
i didn't say we were alone in the universe


He keeps saying that. He's so obsessed with we all being brainwashed that it doesn't matter that for 5 pages already basically everyone admits that we are not alone in the universe.
He ignores it and says in every post the government brainwashed us in thinking that there is no life out there.
It's insane. He is totally fucked up in his head.

Dirty F 02-24-2012 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by NewNick (Post 18778987)
You would collapse in an instant if your medication was taken away......



:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Whatever medication he is on it obviously isn't working.
He's one of the biggest nutjobs i've seen in a long time.

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DWB 02-24-2012 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18778196)
Yet today they just whiz across the sky. Never landing to meet Obama or Putin or Wen Jiabao. they go to meet some pig farmer in Ohio or impregnate his wife.

Well, if you think about that as an intelligent and vastly superior being from another world, one stupid human is as good as another. And lets be honest, most pussy feels the same. It's only the eye candy that accompanies the pussy that is so fantastic. Then considering they might think we "all look alike," they may as well fuck one out in the middle of nowhere where there are less people to see them do it.

Assuming they are intelligent and superior beings, we are probably no more to them than ants are to us.

xholly 02-24-2012 10:42 AM

this is what one of the despised authority types came up with.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nIWiKIscZJ...8e5d1dfd35.png

N = the number of civilizations in our galaxy with which communication might be possible;

and

R* = the average rate of star formation per year in our galaxy
fp = the fraction of those stars that have planets
ne = the average number of planets that can potentially support life per star that has planets
fℓ = the fraction of the above that actually go on to develop life at some point
fi = the fraction of the above that actually go on to develop intelligent life
fc = the fraction of civilizations that develop a technology that releases detectable signs of their existence into space
L = the length of time for which such civilizations release detectable signals into space[3]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_equation

Dirty F 02-24-2012 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by xholly (Post 18779059)
this is what one of the despised authority types came up with.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nIWiKIscZJ...8e5d1dfd35.png

N = the number of civilizations in our galaxy with which communication might be possible;

and

R* = the average rate of star formation per year in our galaxy
fp = the fraction of those stars that have planets
ne = the average number of planets that can potentially support life per star that has planets
fℓ = the fraction of the above that actually go on to develop life at some point
fi = the fraction of the above that actually go on to develop intelligent life
fc = the fraction of civilizations that develop a technology that releases detectable signs of their existence into space
L = the length of time for which such civilizations release detectable signals into space[3]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_equation

I believe this thread isn't about life being out there. We can stop that now. Most of us agree there must be live out there.


Do you read that Jonhnynutjob? You stop crying about that now.

porno jew 02-24-2012 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by DWB (Post 18779057)
Well, if you think about that as an intelligent and vastly superior being from another world, one stupid human is as good as another. And lets be honest, most pussy feels the same. It's only the eye candy that accompanies the pussy that is so fantastic. Then considering they might think we "all look alike," they may as well fuck one out in the middle of nowhere where there are less people to see them do it.

Assuming they are intelligent and superior beings, we are probably no more to them than ants are to us.

not always true. was just reading about john lennon's ufo encounter which happened at his new york apartment.

that it only happens to hicks is a myth. large numbers of intelligent sane members of society have had some kind of ufo encounter. both urban and rural areas.

xholly 02-24-2012 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18779070)
I believe this thread isn't about life being out there. We can stop that now. Most of us agree there must be live out there.


Do you read that Jonhnynutjob? You stop crying about that now.

yeah, my point was that most of these authority figures agree life is out there and even have equations for it so what the fuck is this guy on about constantly saying everyone denies it.

can he still not seperate that from the idea of aliens and shapeshifters living among us?

Dirty F 02-24-2012 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by xholly (Post 18779075)
yeah, my point was that most of these authority figures agree life is out there and even have equations for it so what the fuck is this guy on about constantly saying everyone denies it.

can he still not seperate that from the idea of aliens and shapeshifters living among us?

No, we are all brainwashed sheep who are told not believe in life out there. That's the way it is in his idiot fantasy world.

xholly 02-24-2012 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18779072)
Has nothing to do with anything. This is only life as WE know it...trying to use science to figure out something much, much bigger than science is absolutely absurd

you are beyond help.

Deputy Chief Command 02-24-2012 11:05 AM

how is this almost 10 pages???

DWB 02-24-2012 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18779071)
not always true. was just reading about john lennon's ufo encounter which happened at his new york apartment.

that it only happens to hicks is a myth. large numbers of intelligent sane members of society have had some kind of ufo encounter. both urban and rural areas.

I don't dispute that it happens everywhere, I was just commenting on Pauls post about knocking up Ohio housewives.

However, logic would say that if they can fly all the way here from billions of light years away, they can probably get in and out usually undetected. Not sure why so many people claim to see them.

porno jew 02-24-2012 12:21 PM

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WarChild 02-24-2012 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18779001)
Ok, so here's a question: Where did humans come from?

I'll completely destroy and pick apart that "God" made us or that we evolved from apes lol

Well see you don't even undertand evolution so how do you plan to pick it apart?

Humans did not evolve from apes. Full stop. Humans and apes both evolved from a common ancestor.

You might want to get a basic understanding of the concepts you intend to "pick apart".


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