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CyberHustler 02-16-2012 08:18 AM

Humans = the Aliens. We're like the only animals here who don't have a natural niche on this planet. That's what my friend Alf told me, and it makes sense.

brentbacardi 02-16-2012 08:18 AM

Just because there is a large possibility of life being out there doesn't mean they are capable of flying here and harassing us. Its much more likely that the life out there is bacteria or something as advanced as a jellyfish.

Nembrionic 02-16-2012 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by brentbacardi (Post 18763010)
Just because there is a large possibility of life being out there doesn't mean they are capable of flying here and harassing us. Its much more likely that the life out there is bacteria or something as advanced as a jellyfish.

Aliens work in mysterious ways :1orglaugh

brentbacardi 02-16-2012 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Nembrionic (Post 18763036)
Aliens work in mysterious ways :1orglaugh

Flying jellyfish?

Dirty F 02-16-2012 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by brentbacardi (Post 18763010)
Just because there is a large possibility of life being out there doesn't mean they are capable of flying here and harassing us. Its much more likely that the life out there is bacteria or something as advanced as a jellyfish.

Actually if there is life out there it's most likely waaaaay more advanced. We are a young planet compared to a good part of the universe.
Just imagine a civilization a million years older than us. Or a billion years!

Nembrionic 02-16-2012 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18763120)
Its fairly obvious that they had amazing technology back in ancient times. You have to be not too bright to see this with the pyramids and everything else that is there- not to mention what we don't know

Of course the truth is surpressed

How is that obvious? Enlighten me. Educate me.

Don't post no frekking Google-comment, weird-ass youtube videos with Twilight music etc etc.

TEACH ME.

sixsax 02-16-2012 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by UniqueD (Post 18762658)

Noone knows > Choose craziest possible explanation making the most far out assumptions.

Nembrionic 02-16-2012 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18763143)
You've never seen the pyramids or megaliths? Some weighing 200 tons, the thousands of stories of flying machines. BUT the elite say aliens don't exist so then don't exist and the elite say ancient people were primitive so it MUST be true. :1orglaugh

I love how you avoid answering my question, as you people alway do.

I have seen the pyramids etc. Why the hell would I think we couldn't do that ourselves?
You still haven't given me an answer to it.

Here's the thing: you can't grasp the fact that people made those things with A LOT of people and labor. So you assume it's something else. That assumption itself is false, regardless of if you are right or not.

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Anyone who thinks that humans are alone in the universe is brainwashed. Its as simple as that. You believe what authority figures tell you.

Nobody claims there isn't alien life. I certainly don't. But I guess your tunnel vision is preventing you from reading properly.


-edit- you sneaky bastard, you edited your post about alien life.

You went 180. Oh, very credible lol

jimmycooper 02-16-2012 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18763132)
Its not rocket science to see this. ....

You can certainly say that again.

PR_Glen 02-16-2012 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18763132)
Don't be a selective skeptic

Prove that humans run this planet then if in fact they do. Religion was based on the worship of the sun, stars and planets. Science was created by the elite. Both serve their purposes but will never reveal the truth. Its not rocket science to see this. Anything or anyone that is promoted by the establishment or by society is NOT the truth....

this paragraph is dizzying.. read it to yourself, you will see why...


Nobody said anything about humans running this planet. Nobody runs this planet, it just is. We just happen to live on it. What is this 'elite' nonsense about? Who are these people you are talking about? Don't even try to tell me it is the government, because they are people too, so that logic is broken.

SlammedMedia 02-16-2012 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 18761475)
How did traces of cocaine (from South America) get onto mummies (from Egypt)?

By partying?

TheSquealer 02-16-2012 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 18763161)
this paragraph is dizzying.. read it to yourself, you will see why...

Faith is faith. His worldview is shaped by a different faith and different beliefs than yours. You're no likely to make him see the world in a different way through simple discussion on a porn forum anymore than he's going to convince you that 2+2=5.

The greatest fallacy of these discussions is the insistence of each that logic and facts play a major role, when in fact they don't. You can't disprove a negative and that simple truth is the foundation of the discussion.

SlammedMedia 02-16-2012 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18761528)
Holy shit, you have to be fucking kidding me?

Where the hell do did you get such ideas? Where do you freaks get this from shit from?

It would be totally ignorant not to think we "could" be the result of an alien race.

Nembrionic 02-16-2012 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18763179)
I'm saying that they had amazing technology back then. However, we are told they were primitive people which is just LUDICROUS to anyone with a few brain cells. Ergo, the truth is being suppressed

You had a funny way if putting it.

But...for the sake of the argument: "amazing technology" is relative.
During the stone age, making an axe out of flint was "amazing technology"

So, using a copper saw+sand to cut granite blocks was probably "amazing technology" back in those days.

Structures that used leverage were probably "amazing technology" back then.

See what I'm getting at?

Dirty F 02-16-2012 09:33 AM

Why the hell are there people saying we don't know how the built the pyramids? Why? We do know how they built them!
Why just ignore that and come up with crazy stories about aliens?
I just don't get this kind of stupidity.

porno jew 02-16-2012 09:34 AM

please obama refund the pubic school system so the next generation isn't educated by youtube videos and the history channel. please?

Nembrionic 02-16-2012 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18763193)
Why the hell are there people saying we don't know how the built the pyramids? Why? We do know how they built them!
Why just ignore that and come up with crazy stories about aliens?
I just don't get this kind of stupidity.




Because it gives them purpose in life.

Dirty F 02-16-2012 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by SlammedMedia (Post 18763188)
It would be totally ignorant not to think we "could" be the result of an alien race.

Occam's razor

Nembrionic 02-16-2012 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18763197)
Occam's razor

Hang on...while I agree with you...

saying something is very improbable, doesn't make it impossible.

Dirty F 02-16-2012 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Nembrionic (Post 18763198)
Hang on...while I agree with you...

saying something is very improbable, doesn't make it impossible.

I never said that?
*everything* is possible. But why come up with crazy theories while we already know how something happened.

TheSquealer 02-16-2012 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by SlammedMedia (Post 18763188)
It would be totally ignorant not to think we "could" be the result of an alien race.

Anything and everything "could" be the result of magical unicorns descending from the Heavens and making it so.

See how that works?

TheSquealer 02-16-2012 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18763210)
You are NOT a member of the elite, therefore you do not know anything.

The biggest fool is he who thinks he is a wise man :thumbsup

You just negated your own arguments.

Oh... wait. You're part of the "elite"?

DWB 02-16-2012 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Emil (Post 18761492)

All those aerial shots are interesting. No telling what they were up to. You could say they were building a runway in case their "god" ever did appear, or they were trying to welcome their god. But on the other hand, how could they possibly know of aircraft or that one may need a runway? Such primitive people would not know such a thing.

Curious things for sure.

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Originally Posted by Makaveli (Post 18761653)
Look at DF trying his best to be noticed. You're pathetic man.

He is always an attention pathetic whore. Probably still trying to get his brain around why programs want to manually approve affiliates.

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 18761874)
http://www.mysterypile.com/quimbaya.php

Quimbaya Gold Artifacts

http://www.mysterypile.com/images/quimbaya.jpg

According to mainstream archeology, the pre-columbian Quimbaya culture were believed to have lived in South America from 300 to 1550 CE and are best known for their precise gold and metalwork. The majority of gold pieces discovered are made with a tumbaga alloy with 30% copper, very similar to those accounts mentioned by Plato in his dialogues about the lost city of Atlantis. Among the intricate gold works are several types of insects and two devices that stand out to be aerodynamic in nature and of no other insect known to exist. The pieces look very much like the designs of modern airplanes and incorporate a number of features essentially proving the Quimbaya knew and understood the principals of flight. Scale replicas of the golden flyer were built 5 times larger and tested precisely. Results from the tests showed proved these airplane shaped devices were capable of flight and actually flew without any modifications using modern techniques.



:pimp

Odd little artifacts. For all the things that can be explained, you have little items like this that don't make any sense.

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18762043)
Religion is pure bullshit as is the theory that we evolved from apes

Only thing left is that aliens created humans, which makes perfect sense and the evidence is everywhere. I'd even say they still rule us to this day. Look at all the rituals and weird shit the elite are into- they aint like us

Religion is bullshit. But if aliens did come to earth (who knows), it is possible all religion is based on their visit. And while it may be bullshit in terms of how it is meant to control people, maybe a long time ago the basics of it were not bullshit. No way to tell.

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Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 18762500)
lol..

If aliens came here that long ago, from what, millions of lightyears away? And we still can't find a trace of them out there today, don't you think they would have done a bit more here than build a fucking sand castle? :1orglaugh

What should they have left behind, cola cans?

Possible runways, aircraft artifacts, drawings... perhaps those are the traces and we just choose to ignore them.

Take Jesus for example and lets pretend he is real and everything said about him is the truth. Suppose he does come back like they say he will. Imagine he shows up in New York or California and starts telling people he is the son of God, walking around wearing lord knows what. People would not believe him no matter what. They would probably arrest him after he failed to produce an ID of any kind and he would be locked away. Yea, but he's Jesus you say, he wouldn't allow that to happen. Keep in mind, Jesus allowed himself to be crucified so sitting in a jail cell would be nothing for the guy. And then what if he really did convince people he was really Jesus, performing miracles and all of that. Do you know how fast the US Government ( or any government) would seize him? NO WAY would they allow him to see the light of day. It would disrupt the entire world. Proof of his existence would never, ever be allowed.

The same sort of information would apply to aliens. It would shatter all belief in religion and those who are in control would lose all control. God Inc would cease to exist. That information, assuming it exists, would never, ever, see the light of day. Unless they came down and everyone could see them with their own eyes, we'll never know about them.

Chezter 02-16-2012 09:52 AM

OMG of course WE build the pyramids. Humans can do anything, when determined. USA could land on the moon I think like 9 years after JFK set that goal. With good leaders we can do amazing stuff. It sucks there is so few of such leaders, I wish we had now leaders who could inspire people and who would set better goal than 2% economic growth, that is the real crisis.
There is no doubt that civilizations in past also sometimes had great leaders and therefore they were able to create amazing things. Evidence of alien visits is more in texts, not so much in buildings. Yes they can amaze us and some of those blocks of stone (those used in pyramids are quite small compared to the biggest ones) we do not know how could have been moved, but is just no evidence. Great wall of China is by far more great building than pyramids and no one says aliens built it.
For me evidence are those stories in texts about flying machines old more than thousand year, that is I think much harder to explain. Some say aliens are the craziest idea, well I think opposite, it is the most simple one, only you just have to accept that there are other civilization like we are out there. There is no reason not to be. It is not so long we in Europe had no idea that whole other continents with their own civilizations exists and I think it is pretty much the same case now, except now there is not ocean between us, but space.

TheSquealer 02-16-2012 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18763229)
Aliens exist

Magical unicorns do not

Since you can't prove either statement to be either true or false, you're talking about personal faith, not science or fact.

:2 cents:

TheSquealer 02-16-2012 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18763250)
No, you have faith in authority

If authority figures say aliens don't exist, then you will say they don't exist.

If authority figures say aliens exist, then you will say they do exist.

The question is not whether they actually exist (which of course they do), it's whether people in power TELL you they exist. Lose this paradigm of thinking.

Again, you dodge the simple fact that you cannot prove the unicorns and aliens exist or not. You are talking about your own personal faith in the matter and not provable fact.

I suspect you know this being that you continually deflect the discussion to broader conspiracies while unilaterally and unconvincingly, proclaiming yourself to be correct.

TheSquealer 02-16-2012 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18763263)
You cannot prove that humans run this planet

You cant prove anything

I am not the one making absurd claim after absurd claim and proclaiming them to be fact in the absence of incontrovertible proof.

You are.

Seems however, that you're a bit closer to admitting how ignorant and insane you sound.

Chezter 02-16-2012 10:02 AM

What is not about faith? Its 2012 and in the most advanced countries on this planet there are people who does not "believe" in evolution... Those people are far more crazy than those who believe aliens visited and exactly the same crazy as those who thinks that aliens altered our DNA :)

DWB 02-16-2012 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18763261)
There have been HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of alien sighting, abductions, cattle mutilations, people speaking out, etc BUT the media/elite/authority figures deem them ALL as "non sense"...yea, OK! Thats all you need to know right there

If we are to take those sightings as the truth, and they may or may not be, but lets say they are, then that is exactly what I'm talking about. Such information MUST be regarded as rumors, hoaxes, and stories from crazy people. The real truth, assuming there is one, will never be told.

PR_Phil 02-16-2012 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18763172)
LOL you don't understand the society we live in? Elites don't exist? HUH? The royal families rule and run everything. They are born into elite status and claim lineage to the "gods"...so there aren't elites? Haha I'm sorry, I can't continue if you can't grasp the obvious...unreal

so, all this time while I thought I was making decisions, and going down my own path, choosing who I would like to listen to and who I will ignore, I was actually just doing what the queen was telling me to do?

Dirty F 02-16-2012 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 18763213)
You just negated your own arguments.

Oh... wait. You're part of the "elite"?

:1orglaugh

Phoenix 02-16-2012 10:09 AM

Isn't there some stats about the pyramids somewhere that says they needed to be placing a block in place every 4 minutes night and day never ending for 20 years straight?


I found that sort of precision impressive

DWB 02-16-2012 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Chezter (Post 18763272)
What is not about faith? Its 2012 and in the most advanced countries on this planet there are people who does not "believe" in evolution... Those people are far more crazy than those who believe aliens visited and exactly the same crazy as those who thinks that aliens altered our DNA :)

I'm not saying I don't believe in evolution, but to be fair, everyone used to believe the world was flat. Evolution is only a theory. The "missing link" has still not be found. Maybe it never will be. So to not believe it is understandable.

However, to not believe in evolution because you believe a magical man in the sky created everything, gave us a book to live by, looks after us, and judges us when we die, is ridiculous.

But really, who knows? Wouldn't it be something if we find out in 200 years that evolution isn't the reason, and it's something that today we have not even thought of yet? That's how shit works.

DWB 02-16-2012 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Phil (Post 18763290)
so, all this time while I thought I was making decisions, and going down my own path, choosing who I would like to listen to and who I will ignore, I was actually just doing what the queen was telling me to do?

Not saying it is, but what if that is true?

The illusion of choice is all you would ever need. Living within the confines created for you to make you believe you have a choice, isn't really a choice.

George Carlin has a funny skit where at the end he says the only real choice we have is "paper or plastic."

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18763297)
Isn't there some stats about the pyramids somewhere that says they needed to be placing a block in place every 4 minutes night and day never ending for 20 years straight?


I found that sort of precision impressive

Slave labor is a hellova work force.

porno jew 02-16-2012 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18763203)
lol at trying to use science for figuring out something greater than science.

when level of education do you have? seriously?

PR_Phil 02-16-2012 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18763297)
Isn't there some stats about the pyramids somewhere that says they needed to be placing a block in place every 4 minutes night and day never ending for 20 years straight?


I found that sort of precision impressive


Pyramids are massive, I could believe a stat like that, We are all pretty lazy compared to people that didn't have technology to help them. but if you watched the video at the start of the thread with 1 old dude lifting and standing a 21,000 lb stone by himself with wood and sand, it's pretty easy to believe that 5,000 slaves could move and place 1 every 4 minutes, in teams of 14 salves, or workers, that's 357 teams, each placing a stone a day.

the first think a person did when they came into power back then was order the construction of their final resting place, so that it would be ready when they died.

sixsax 02-16-2012 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18763153)
No one knows? No, some people DO know

You admit that secret societies exist as do top secret government facilities, correct?

True, Jack knows the truth.

http://static.thepioneerwoman.com/en...8/thetruth.jpg

PR_Glen 02-16-2012 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18763301)
Yes, pretty much

You did not create society, the culture, the basic assumptions, the language, the monetary system, so on and so forth. Not a single thought is of your own, its all someone else's. With that said, you can still find some individuality within you but yes you are severely controlled

Limited options = control

incorrect, we are all capable of individual thought. We may have to stand on the shoulders of giants to do so but the thoughts are still our own.

The government or 'elite' that you speak of have nothing to do with invention, they are almost always created by regular people, just like the rest of us. That being said, the control you are speaking of is nothing more than a figment of your imagination.

If you regard control as leaders taxing us on these ideas and innovations than most of us would agree with you, but you are reaching when you take it any farther than that.

barcodes 02-16-2012 10:27 AM


PR_Phil 02-16-2012 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18763328)
How tall are the pyramids?

what's that have to do with it, 5,000 slaves can also shovel a lot of dirt, you build a level, then you raise the land around it, you build another level, then raise the land around it, repeat a couple hundred times, then you laugh at the guys who have to drag away all the sand they used to raise the land. Shoveling sand isn't that hard, and building a ramp out of sand that is several hundred feet, or even several thousand feet long so that it is a very slight grade, isn't that much work for a few thousand people. A bunch of dudes with logs can pound the air out of sand mixed with a bit of water and hay and make a road as hard as concrete.

there was a post a few pages ago stating that the most boring answer is usually the correct one, or something to that effect. Ancient building techniques we pretty boring as well, they just don't make sense to us because they were harder than calling for a crane. or buying a diamond tipped chop saw.


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