I lost 30 pounds in 63 days.

[blackmonsters]

Yeeha.

Congrats to the winners.

[pornguy]

Thats great.. I need to drop a few myself.

[Spunky]

How did you do it?

[JamesChoopa]

That's great. How did you do it?

[blackmonsters]

I applied for food stamps 63 days ago and still waiting approval.

Works wonders!

[seeandsee]

you funny but your food is delivered to me

[pornmasta]

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Yeeha.

Congrats to the winners.

sounds like cancer ?

[blackmonsters]

Eat this twice a day for 63 days :




Don't eat more than twice because you will run out of the bag before the month ends.

Get the 5 pound bag :



Use all the cheap margarine you want, you need the extra calories.

[blackmonsters]

Originally Posted by pornmasta

sounds like cancer ?

Read post number 5.

The cancer is in the system, not in me.

[blackmonsters]

Originally Posted by seeandsee

you funny but your food is delivered to me

Nothing funny here. This is not a joke.

[crash_jackson]

Damn... Why don't you do something?

[O MARINA]

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Nothing funny here. This is not a joke.

Troll coupon clipper forums for tips?

[PR_Glen]

oops not a diet...

[blackmonsters]

Originally Posted by crash_jackson

Damn... Why don't you do something?

Oh, trying real hard to!

A lot of bad luck!

[Caligari]

Man how can this be??
You're a very good programmer and you certainly know your shit!

I highly recommend Blackmonsters, he helped me get my video player stuff together a short while back (and it was truly a mess before).

If you are in need of programming/coding work, hire this guy!

.

[porno jew]

damn this place is depressing now. good luck though. if you are that broke go to fiverr and do some grunt work there.

[TheSenator]

Did the weigh loss add inches to your penis?

[blackmonsters]

Originally Posted by Caligari

Man how can this be??
You're a very good programmer and you certainly know your shit!

I highly recommend Blackmonsters, he helped me get my video player stuff together a short while back (and it was truly a mess before).

If you are in need of programming/coding work, hire this guy!

.

Thanks Bro!

I've made some money but I used it all to pay sewer, electric, gas, hosting and internet
connection.

A couple of jobs I just had didn't pay all the money.
The design in my sig is one of them. The guy bailed half way through.

[blackmonsters]

Originally Posted by porno jew

damn this place is depressing now. good luck though. if you are that broke go to fiverr and do some grunt work there.

Checking out fiverr right now.

Looks like I would just get lost in the crowd and make nothing though.

[Caligari]

Sending you an email-

.

[shade001]

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Thanks Bro!

I've made some money but I used it all to pay sewer, electric, gas, hosting and internet
connection.

A couple of jobs I just had didn't pay all the money.
The design in my sig is one of them. The guy bailed half way through.

I give you a hard time but I'm sorry to hear that. Things aren't that great for me either money wise.

[blackmonsters]

Originally Posted by Caligari

Sending you an email-

.

Got it!

Reply sent.

[yuu.design]

congrats dude!

[Fucksakes]

not to hijack your thread but i lost 30lbs in the last 90days, I woke up every morning and had a protein shake and than went running 8kms and than i went to eat breakfast of chicken and rice (which btw I am sick of) than at 3pm I would skip to warm up for my muay thai training.. 4-5rounds of 5mins each with push ups in between, situps at the end and probably 30-40mins kicking or punching the bag.. than we would go eat again.. same shit.. small portion of chicken and rice.. in between meals id have real fruit drinks with no sugar or vegetable drinks and pineapples, mangos and apples.. at about 8pm every 2nd day I would hit the gym for an hour get some bbq chicken and before bed Id have another protein shake or a can of tuna... I did this for 3months.



on my way home to get fat again in 5hrs.. goodbye thailand and hard work.

[Chosen]

Congrats

[brassmonkey]

[Vendzilla]

Damn, sorry to hear you're having a hard time, I came in this thread to say congrats

I've lost 40 lbs since moving back to LA and talking to a nutritionist. I feel great.

[2intense]

Congrats !!!!!!!!!

[Fucksakes]

crap, should have read he post past the first comment.. sorry to hear.

[Lassitor]

I lost 12# in 30 days on a shake system that is very popular. Just wanted to say that two shakes a day (breakfast and lunch) works!

[Ross]

I've lost 12 pounds in 45 days. Didn't change my eating habits, simply went to the gym 5 times a week (most weeks) and built up my workouts. I burn 800-900 calories per session now. This week I'm focusing on changing what I eat and drink to get to the next level. I'm 217 pounds right now, I want to get down to 190.

[_Richard_]

sounds like a job for 'shit job'.. best of luck man

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Eat this twice a day for 63 days :




Don't eat more than twice because you will run out of the bag before the month ends.

Get the 5 pound bag :



Use all the cheap margarine you want, you need the extra calories.

butter? ill tell you a good one

dont eat too much meat eat what you want monday through thurs.(try to stay away from fried stuff) Friday eat fruits and veggies only and some rice slim on the butter(drink plenty of water don't over do it) Sat. workout out at least 3 hours in the day 30 min burst till you reach 3 hours is ok rinse and repeat the workout sunday. Monday start over

i suggest making big batches of healthy soup if you need some recipes hit me up dogg

[JenniDahling]

Damn, I know what it's like. Had a few times in my life where I was down to nothing and lived on Stove Top Stuffing and instant potatoes for two weeks, then another time when it came down to eating or just finishing my kid's leftovers so I could extend the groceries I did have.

I hope things turn around for you real fast.

Hit me up: Jenni (at) Xindustryjobs.info or check out the website www.XindustryJobs.info maybe we have something up your alley?

[Barry-xlovecam]

For most; good to lose 30 pounds, but controlled starvation is a hard way to do it.

Hope it is just a temporary down side for you.

[Biggie Smalls Web Writing]

Well done dude.

[porno jew]

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

butter? ill tell you a good one

dont eat too much meat eat what you want monday through thurs.(try to stay away from fried stuff) Friday eat fruits and veggies only and some rice slim on the butter(drink plenty of water don't over do it) Sat. workout out at least 3 hours in the day 30 min burst till you reach 3 hours is ok rinse and repeat the workout sunday. Monday start over

i suggest making big batches of healthy soup if you need some recipes hit me up dogg

you blind? he only has one bag of grits per month to eat because he has no money, not because it's a fad diet idiot.

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by porno jew

you blind? he only has one bag of grits per month to eat because he has no money, not because it's a fad diet idiot.

oh its a hand out thread that you angry jew?

[O MARINA]

Barry-Xlove Cam why do you centre all your posts???

[Lykos]

Originally Posted by Fucksakes

not to hijack your thread but i lost 30lbs in the last 90days, I woke up every morning and had a protein shake and than went running 8kms and than i went to eat breakfast of chicken and rice (which btw I am sick of) than at 3pm I would skip to warm up for my muay thai training.. 4-5rounds of 5mins each with push ups in between, situps at the end and probably 30-40mins kicking or punching the bag.. than we would go eat again.. same shit.. small portion of chicken and rice.. in between meals id have real fruit drinks with no sugar or vegetable drinks and pineapples, mangos and apples.. at about 8pm every 2nd day I would hit the gym for an hour get some bbq chicken and before bed Id have another protein shake or a can of tuna... I did this for 3months.



on my way home to get fat again in 5hrs.. goodbye thailand and hard work.

I did same diet in spring and lost 23 kilos,with a lot of trainings,good program!

[porno jew]

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

oh its a hand out thread that you angry jew?

no but he's losing weight because he is literally starving because he has no money. if you think this is a diet thread you are a fucking moron.

[porno jew]

if you really are that broke post your paypal we can send what you can.

[LeRoy]

If you're a programmer there's tons of work for you.

If you're in LA hit me up. I just heard we have an opening for a Web Developer

[blackmonsters]

Mom who shot kids then self, was denied food stamps


Read : http://news.yahoo.com/state-mom-shot...204249288.html

Every thing the state agency said in this report is a fucking lie.

I had (emphasis on had) a cell phone that recorded every number that called
and there was never a call from the state, yet they sent me the same denial letter
for not answering the call.

Who the fuck pays for a phone when they don't have food anyway?

The highlighted text in the quote is a bold faced lie!!!!!

They don't call, the denial is computer generated!
And that's what they told me at the state agency.

Grimmer also appeared to fall out of touch during her pursuit of food stamps. The mother originally applied July 7, but Goodman said Grimmer missed her first interview and didn't call back and reschedule for a few weeks. Her case was closed Aug. 8 for lack of a full application, Goodman said.

Rest of story :

..

SAN ANTONIO (AP) ? A Texas woman who for months was unable to qualify for food stamps pulled a gun in a state welfare office and staged a seven-hour standoff with police that ended with her shooting her two children before killing herself, officials said Tuesday.

The children, a 10-year-old boy and a 12-year-old girl, remained in critical condition Tuesday. The shooting took place at a Texas Department of Health and Human Services building in Laredo, where police said about 25 people were inside at the time.

Authorities identified the mother as Rachelle Grimmer, 38, and children Ramie and Timothy.

Grimmer first applied for food stamps in July but was denied because she didn't turn in enough information, Texas Department of Health and Human Services spokeswoman Stephanie Goodman said.

Goodman didn't know what Grimmer specifically failed to provide. In addition to completing an 18-page application, families seeking state benefits also must provide documents proving their information, such as proof of employment and residency.

"We were still waiting, and if we had that, I don't know if she would still qualify or not," Goodman said.

Goodman said Grimmer's last contact with the agency appeared to be a phone call in mid-November. When the family entered the Laredo office on Monday shortly before 5 p.m., Goodman said Grimmer asked to speak to a new caseworker, and not the one whom she worked with previously.

Shortly thereafter, Goodman said, Grimmer was taken to a private room to discuss her case. She said it was there the mother revealed a gun and the standoff began.

Police negotiators stayed on the phone with Grimmer throughout the evening, but she kept hanging up, Baeza said. She allegedly told negotiators about a litany of complaints against state and federal government agencies.

Despite those complaints, Baeza said it wasn't clear what specifically triggered the standoff.

"This wasn't like a knee-jerk reaction," said Baeza, adding that Grimmer felt she was owed restitution of some sort.

Grimmer let a supervisor go unharmed around 7:45, but stayed inside the office with her children. After hanging up the phone around 11:45, police heard three shots, and police entered the building. Inside, they found Grimmer's body and her two wounded children.

The children were "very critical" and unconscious when taken from the scene, Baeza said.

Goodman credited an office supervisor, a 24-year veteran of the agency, for ensuring the release of the other employees.

"He had told her he would try to help her, and that if she would let everyone else leave, he would talk to her," Goodman said.

Goodman didn't know whether Grimmer had a job, or whether her children were covered under Medicaid welfare services or the state children's health insurance program. The family had no history with the Texas Department of Child Protective Services.

Grimmer also appeared to fall out of touch during her pursuit of food stamps. The mother originally applied July 7, but Goodman said Grimmer missed her first interview and didn't call back and reschedule for a few weeks. Her case was closed Aug. 8 for lack of a full application, Goodman said.

How much food stamp money a family receives depends on their income level. The average family on food stamps in Texas receives $294 a month.

Three months later, Grimmer called the agency's ombudsman Nov. 16 and requested a review of how her rejected case was handled. Goodman said the agency found that caseworkers acted appropriately after looking over Grimmer's file, and a supervisor called Grimmer's cell phone last Thursday to tell her the outcome. No one answered and the phone's voicemail box was full, Goodman said.

"The indications she had she was dealing with a lot of issues," Goodman said.

State welfare offices have come under scrutiny in the past for being overburdened, but Goodman said the agency has made significant strides in the past three years. She said wait times are shorter, and that Grimmer was scheduled for her initial interview just one day after applying. Grimmer didn't make the appointment, she said.

Goodman said it's not unusual for caseworkers to confront angry or confused benefit-seekers, but that it's very rare for a situation to escalate to violence.

___

Associated Press Writer Christopher Sherman in McAllen, Texas, contributed to this report.
..

[blackmonsters]

I served in the United States Army....................

And I wish I could take every fucking day of it back.

[blackmonsters]

Originally Posted by porno jew

if you really are that broke post your paypal we can send what you can.

I don't want to do that.

I want to earn money that I have worked for.

If you surf some sites you will see stolen versions of my slomoplayer.
They complain about content theft all the time yet they buy my stolen software from
a designer.

I wouldn't need food stamps if these people had paid my miniscule fee for a license.

[adultflash]

Congrats !

[L-Pink]

Originally Posted by Fucksakes

not to hijack your thread but i lost 30lbs in the last 90days, I woke up every morning and had a protein shake and than went running 8kms and than i went to eat breakfast of chicken and rice (which btw I am sick of) than at 3pm I would skip to warm up for my muay thai training.. 4-5rounds of 5mins each with push ups in between, situps at the end and probably 30-40mins kicking or punching the bag.. than we would go eat again.. same shit.. small portion of chicken and rice.. in between meals id have real fruit drinks with no sugar or vegetable drinks and pineapples, mangos and apples.. at about 8pm every 2nd day I would hit the gym for an hour get some bbq chicken and before bed Id have another protein shake or a can of tuna... I did this for 3months.



on my way home to get fat again in 5hrs.. goodbye thailand and hard work.

Very nice job!

.

.

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I served in the United States Army....................

And I wish I could take every fucking day of it back.

Army or whatever it was a job. are you handicap? go to your nearest food bank

[blackmonsters]

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

Army or whatever it was a job. are you handicap? go to your nearest food bank

It's not a job, it's an adventure.

Don't you listen to the TV ads.

You monkey assed monkey.