Holy shit this guys album reviews are funny - GoFuckYourself.com

Jakez · 11-10-2011, 10:22 AM

If you can get past the ebonics talk this guy is fucking hilarious. This one is a review of Drakes new album Take Care.

Big Ghost Presents: The Take Care Review

Jel · 11-10-2011, 10:31 AM

"namsayin"

lmao, that's my new facebook word for the week

Coup · 11-10-2011, 10:33 AM

Fucking trying to decipher that retarded bullshit. My god.

Fletch XXX · 11-10-2011, 10:35 AM

got a couple friends in Brooklyn on facebook they always posting his stuff.

He nailed Drake soooo hard on that.

First off...this nigga gotta stop wit this lonely mobster image he tryin to portray these days yo. This nigga said this shit was bout him feelin like he a king tho. Son said "I used to stare at this world through a glass window and, like, two to three years later, I become a king in that world. That's who's sitting on that cover..." They give this nigga a muthafuckin goblet n a table for one witta candle n a bronze owl n now he runnin rap?

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

bronco67 · 11-10-2011, 10:36 AM

He's not funny, he's just a retard.

Jakez · 11-10-2011, 10:37 AM

I aint got no expectations or plans to hate on this nigga unless the shit jus so happens to be wack nahmean...Word is bond. Truth is...I aint really got nothin against son like that yo. Aight lets go...

....

Ayo fuck this nigga b.

Jel · 11-10-2011, 10:43 AM

lol funny as fuck, thanks for the link

Fletch XXX · 11-10-2011, 10:44 AM

he has gems all through that shit:

"I dont even know what to say b. Like forreal...after hearin this shit...I wouldnt be surprised if this nigga could pollinate a flower wit his fuckin breath son."

love it.

anexsia · 11-10-2011, 10:48 AM

hahah thanks for the laugh.

CaptainHowdy · 11-10-2011, 10:57 AM

<- Guilty of being white.

donkevlar · 11-10-2011, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup

Fucking trying to decipher that retarded bullshit. My god.

Someone totally missed the joke.

tical · 11-10-2011, 04:02 PM

haha... i swear i spent like 2 hours reading that shit yesterday. hilarious!!! he kills drake every chance he gets

i can't help but actually picture ghostface narrating everything i read there... like a ghetto morgan freeman

Coup · 11-10-2011, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar

Someone totally missed the joke.

No I get it.. Unfunny writer writes from played out street lingo perspective. It's been done. One million times over even.

Jakez · 11-10-2011, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup

No I get it.. Unfunny writer writes from played out street lingo perspective. It's been done. One million times over even.

He's writing about hip hop and at the same time describes things in such a detailed and clever way that his sentences and metaphors might as well be bars in a song 'cause they're harder than the lines he's critiquing.

Nahhh you don't get it.

John-ACWM · 11-11-2011, 08:21 AM

gonna take a break to read more!

DamianJ · 11-11-2011, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez

He's writing about hip hop and at the same time describes things in such a detailed and clever way that his sentences and metaphors might as well be bars in a song 'cause they're harder than the lines he's critiquing.

Nahhh you don't get it.

I don't think that's the joke. I think he is mocking the way black people talk. His metaphors are obvious jokes.

I'll do 4 white bars about it:

Yo, the guy that wrote that is clearly white
He shops at The Gap he don't fear no hype
He couldn't write bars, he's a cheery type
Better suited doing voices for dem disney mice

martinsc · 11-11-2011, 09:09 AM

didn't read too much of it, but he is on top of the content writing for a blog

great SEO traffic for him....

11-10-2011, 10:22 AM	#1
Jakez Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: oddfuturewolfgangkillthemall!!!!!!! Posts: 5,656	Holy shit this guys album reviews are funny If you can get past the ebonics talk this guy is fucking hilarious. This one is a review of Drakes new album Take Care. Big Ghost Presents: The Take Care Review __________________ [email protected] - jakezdumb - 573689400 Killuminati

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	got a couple friends in Brooklyn on facebook they always posting his stuff. He nailed Drake soooo hard on that. First off...this nigga gotta stop wit this lonely mobster image he tryin to portray these days yo. This nigga said this shit was bout him feelin like he a king tho. Son said "I used to stare at this world through a glass window and, like, two to three years later, I become a king in that world. That's who's sitting on that cover..." They give this nigga a muthafuckin goblet n a table for one witta candle n a bronze owl n now he runnin rap? LOLOLOLOLOLOL __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	He's not funny, he's just a retard. __________________

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Jakez Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: oddfuturewolfgangkillthemall!!!!!!! Posts: 5,656	I aint got no expectations or plans to hate on this nigga unless the shit jus so happens to be wack nahmean...Word is bond. Truth is...I aint really got nothin against son like that yo. Aight lets go... .... Ayo fuck this nigga b. __________________ [email protected] - jakezdumb - 573689400 Killuminati

11-10-2011, 10:44 AM	#8
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	he has gems all through that shit: "I dont even know what to say b. Like forreal...after hearin this shit...I wouldnt be surprised if this nigga could pollinate a flower wit his fuckin breath son." love it. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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Jel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 6,904	"namsayin" lmao, that's my new facebook word for the week

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Coup 🚨 PBBC International 🚨 Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: /👁\ Posts: 9,931	Fucking trying to decipher that retarded bullshit. My god.

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Jel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 6,904	lol funny as fuck, thanks for the link

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tical Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 6,504	haha... i swear i spent like 2 hours reading that shit yesterday. hilarious!!! he kills drake every chance he gets i can't help but actually picture ghostface narrating everything i read there... like a ghetto morgan freeman __________________ 112.020.756

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