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My girlfriend asked me if I think her mom is a milf
We are having lunch today and out of nowhere she says, "Do you think my mom is a milf?" She is not the kind of girl that normally would hit you with a trick question so I wasn't sure what to say. If I say yes, she has a milf she might get pissed. If I say no she might get pissed.
I eventually told her that I thought her mom was beautiful and that this was a good thing because it was how she was likely going to look in 20 years. After putting me on the spot she told me that she overheard someone she works with tell another co-worker that her mom was a total milf and that it shocked her to hear that. |
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since her mom is probably also asian, nature might have been graceful to her. i have the feeling your gf is suggesting a mother/daughter threesome... go for it
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Well, is she?
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Your response to that should be, "I can see how one might feel that way." If applicable, of course. If not, remain quiet.
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Yeah, her mom is Asian as well. The female genes in their family are good. All of the girls are very good looking. The mom is hot, and my GF's sister is very good looking as well.
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i'll keep that in mind
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Did you eat a kitkat before you came up with that one. Dammm your smooth.
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This thread is useless without pix
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one reason why i like Thailand...
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wrong thread.....
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Hope you said yes? 3sum
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i didn't read thru the thread, but really.. it seems to me y'all always fkin over-analyse things.
i mean, hey, there's your girl asking you if you think her mom's a milf. just answer "yes" or "no". Then send her out to the cornerstore to buy a sixpack, in the meantime you prepare some spaghetti alla blognese and when she gets back you two have a great dinner. coolio.
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Gotta love MILFS
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Your story inspired me -- check out my short comic "MyMom is a MILF" in here:
http://mavruda.wwoec.com/comics.html - |
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She is hitting u up for a moms teaches teens deal.
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FFS pics, or it dont mean shit
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"Shit yea, I'd hit it" is the proper response.
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Thread is useless without pics.
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pics or it didnt happen
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