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Old 11-09-2011, 06:53 PM   #1
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My girlfriend asked me if I think her mom is a milf

We are having lunch today and out of nowhere she says, "Do you think my mom is a milf?" She is not the kind of girl that normally would hit you with a trick question so I wasn't sure what to say. If I say yes, she has a milf she might get pissed. If I say no she might get pissed.

I eventually told her that I thought her mom was beautiful and that this was a good thing because it was how she was likely going to look in 20 years.

After putting me on the spot she told me that she overheard someone she works with tell another co-worker that her mom was a total milf and that it shocked her to hear that.
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Old 11-09-2011, 06:56 PM   #2
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since her mom is probably also asian, nature might have been graceful to her. i have the feeling your gf is suggesting a mother/daughter threesome... go for it
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Old 11-09-2011, 06:56 PM   #3
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Old 11-09-2011, 06:57 PM   #4
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After putting me on the spot she told me that she overheard someone she works with tell another co-worker that her mom was a total milf and that it shocked her to hear that.
Your response to that should be, "I can see how one might feel that way." If applicable, of course. If not, remain quiet.
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Old 11-09-2011, 07:02 PM   #5
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Old 11-09-2011, 07:04 PM   #6
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Your response to that should be, "I can see how one might feel that way." If applicable, of course. If not, remain quiet.
Now that is a smooth response!
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Old 11-09-2011, 07:05 PM   #7
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since her mom is probably also asian, nature might have been graceful to her. i have the feeling your gf is suggesting a mother/daughter threesome... go for it
Yeah, her mom is Asian as well. The female genes in their family are good. All of the girls are very good looking. The mom is hot, and my GF's sister is very good looking as well.
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Old 11-09-2011, 07:07 PM   #8
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Well, is she?
She is. He mom just turned 52 and she looks like she is in her late 30's. During the summer I went with her family to the beach for a weekend and saw the mom in a bikini. She is tight as a drum.
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Yeah, her mom is Asian as well. The female genes in their family are good. All of the girls are very good looking. The mom is hot, and my GF's sister is very good looking as well.
so it's gonna be a foursome?
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Old 11-09-2011, 07:11 PM   #10
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She is. He mom just turned 52 and she looks like she is in her late 30's. During the summer I went with her family to the beach for a weekend and saw the mom in a bikini. She is tight as a drum.
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Old 11-09-2011, 07:15 PM   #11
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Old 11-09-2011, 07:16 PM   #12
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Your response to that should be, "I can see how one might feel that way." If applicable, of course. If not, remain quiet.
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Old 11-09-2011, 07:21 PM   #13
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so it's gonna be a foursome?
That might be more than I can handle. I'm out of my league with just the girlfriend, I get the other two involved I'd probably have a stroke. LOL
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Freaking awesome. I'm saving that and sending it to her.
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Old 11-09-2011, 07:50 PM   #16
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Old 11-09-2011, 07:55 PM   #17
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Old 11-09-2011, 07:56 PM   #18
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Freaking awesome. I'm saving that and sending it to her.
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since her mom is probably also asian, nature might have been graceful to her. i have the feeling your gf is suggesting a mother/daughter threesome... go for it
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Old 11-09-2011, 07:59 PM   #20
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Old 11-09-2011, 09:18 PM   #21
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i didn't read thru the thread, but really.. it seems to me y'all always fkin over-analyse things.
i mean, hey, there's your girl asking you if you think her mom's a milf.
just answer "yes" or "no". Then send her out to the cornerstore to buy a sixpack, in the meantime you prepare some spaghetti alla blognese and when she gets back you two have a great dinner. coolio.
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Yeah, her mom is Asian as well. The female genes in their family are good. All of the girls are very good looking. The mom is hot, and my GF's sister is very good looking as well.
You're lucky
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Your story inspired me -- check out my short comic "MyMom is a MILF" in here:

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She is hitting u up for a moms teaches teens deal.
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Lol that is great.
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