Holy shit this guys album reviews are funny
 

If you can get past the ebonics talk this guy is fucking hilarious. This one is a review of Drakes new album Take Care.

Big Ghost Presents: The Take Care Review

"namsayin"

lmao, that's my new facebook word for the week :1orglaugh

Fucking trying to decipher that retarded bullshit. My god.

got a couple friends in Brooklyn on facebook they always posting his stuff.

He nailed Drake soooo hard on that.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-F1V02vxsGz...care_cover.jpg

First off...this nigga gotta stop wit this lonely mobster image he tryin to portray these days yo. This nigga said this shit was bout him feelin like he a king tho. Son said "I used to stare at this world through a glass window and, like, two to three years later, I become a king in that world. That's who's sitting on that cover..." They give this nigga a muthafuckin goblet n a table for one witta candle n a bronze owl n now he runnin rap?

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

He's not funny, he's just a retard.

I aint got no expectations or plans to hate on this nigga unless the shit jus so happens to be wack nahmean...Word is bond. Truth is...I aint really got nothin against son like that yo. Aight lets go...

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Ayo fuck this nigga b.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

lol funny as fuck, thanks for the link :1orglaugh

he has gems all through that shit:

"I dont even know what to say b. Like forreal...after hearin this shit...I wouldnt be surprised if this nigga could pollinate a flower wit his fuckin breath son."

love it.

hahah thanks for the laugh.

<- Guilty of being white.

Someone totally missed the joke.

haha... i swear i spent like 2 hours reading that shit yesterday. hilarious!!! he kills drake every chance he gets

i can't help but actually picture ghostface narrating everything i read there... like a ghetto morgan freeman

No I get it.. Unfunny writer writes from played out street lingo perspective. It's been done. One million times over even.

He's writing about hip hop and at the same time describes things in such a detailed and clever way that his sentences and metaphors might as well be bars in a song 'cause they're harder than the lines he's critiquing.

Nahhh you don't get it.

:) gonna take a break to read more!

I don't think that's the joke. I think he is mocking the way black people talk. His metaphors are obvious jokes.

I'll do 4 white bars about it:


Yo, the guy that wrote that is clearly white
He shops at The Gap he don't fear no hype
He couldn't write bars, he's a cheery type
Better suited doing voices for dem disney mice

didn't read too much of it, but he is on top of the content writing for a blog :) great SEO traffic for him....:2 cents::2 cents: