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mizmiz · 10-31-2011, 08:33 AM

tell us your interesting story bro.
cought=caught

IllTestYourGirls · 10-31-2011, 08:36 AM

Jon Oso · 10-31-2011, 08:42 AM

When I was 18 my roommates girlfriend I guess opened the door while I was spanking it with headphones on. She watched me until I was done, closed the door and walked away.

She didn't tell me about it until after I had moved out. I told her she should have helped me out.

Nothing further happened.

96ukssob · 10-31-2011, 10:52 AM

caught my roommate several times in college to the point I had to un-bunk the beds because at night I would feel like I was on a boat with it rocking.

came back from class once early and found him beating it to pictures on my laptop... right then added a password protector.

my friends roommate used to go into the shower stalls to "shake hands with the sheriff" so one time a few of us waited until he was about 1/2 way through and ripped open the shower curtain and throw cold water on him

we called him "beater" and never saw him again after freshman year

me... ive had close calls, but always was able to deny

seeandsee · 10-31-2011, 10:56 AM

always on edge but never caught with clear picture

spazlabz · 10-31-2011, 11:10 AM

never been caught, I am way to cautious. However I filmed it once for my wife... I strong recommend this as the results were very positive and paid off for months

Imortyl Pussycat · 10-31-2011, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz

However I filmed it once for my wife... I strong recommend this as the results were very positive and paid off for months

you are the best husband EVER

sperbonzo · 10-31-2011, 11:59 AM

I was about 13 and the family was on a holiday and we were in a towed caravan camper. It was the kind with the double axles in the middle. My parents were in one end, my brother and sister wanted to sleep in a tent outside, and I was in the other end. I thought I had privacy, but I guess the axles being in the middle meant that the vibration I was causing on my end, was being transmitted to the other end. All of the sudden my Step Father yelled, "Cut it out, or you will wear it out completely!", and he and my mother both started laughing.

Oh, the humiliation at age 13.

.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-31-2011, 12:11 PM

ADG

Scott McD · 10-31-2011, 12:14 PM

Naw!!

Well, not that i'm aware of at least anyway haha...

bobby666 · 10-31-2011, 12:24 PM

no, i only do it in the bathroom, that's a secure place

brassmonkey · 10-31-2011, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

bronco67 · 10-31-2011, 12:30 PM

I will never be caught. I'm a stealth whacker.

I take necessary precautions, and scout my perimeter. If anything is not right, then its mission abort.

spazlabz · 10-31-2011, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

you are the best husband EVER

she seemed to appreciate the gesture... it was a surprise for her

fris · 10-31-2011, 12:33 PM

im asexual so no.

PR_Glen · 10-31-2011, 12:47 PM

only 67 times at the office...

I work hard...

spazlabz · 10-31-2011, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen

only 67 times at the office...

I work hard...

HA!

work hard!

I see what you did there

kane · 10-31-2011, 01:37 PM

I was 17 and had spent the night at a friends house. He had to work in the morning until around noon. I got up and was in the shower. I decided to beat it. His mom, for whatever reason. walks into the bathroom (the door didn't lock or even really shut properly so I didn't hear her) and she pulled back the curtain to scare me and ask if I wanted breakfast. She caught me mid stroke.

What was worse was afterward she tells me not to be ashamed, everyone does it and if I need to beat off it is cool, just let her know and she will make sure to give me some space.

brassmonkey · 10-31-2011, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

I was 17 and had spent the night at a friends house. He had to work in the morning until around noon. I got up and was in the shower. I decided to beat it. His mom, for whatever reason. walks into the bathroom (the door didn't lock or even really shut properly so I didn't hear her) and she pulled back the curtain to scare me and ask if I wanted breakfast. She caught me mid stroke.

What was worse was afterward she tells me not to be ashamed, everyone does it and if I need to beat off it is cool, just let her know and she will make sure to give me some space.

Mrs Forman?

marlboroack · 10-31-2011, 01:46 PM

I don't know, I'm sure i have it's just they don't tell me what they saw.

epitome · 10-31-2011, 02:03 PM

No, but when I moved out of my Moms I left behind a locked file cabinet with gay porn, an ashtray full of cigarette butts, a half bottle or vodka and some shake in a bag.

She asked me for a year to come pick it up but I didn't. Not knowing all of my secrets were in it, she busted the lock to claim the cabinet herself. She learned a lot that day.

Ironically, I had a flamboyant straight friend (well he was banging lots of girls) and she was convinced the gay porn was his and I was stashing it for him.

That is one of the first things she asked for clarification on when I came out.

epitome · 10-31-2011, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

I was about 13 and the family was on a holiday and we were in a towed caravan camper. It was the kind with the double axles in the middle. My parents were in one end, my brother and sister wanted to sleep in a tent outside, and I was in the other end. I thought I had privacy, but I guess the axles being in the middle meant that the vibration I was causing on my end, was being transmitted to the other end. All of the sudden my Step Father yelled, "Cut it out, or you will wear it out completely!", and he and my mother both started laughing.

Oh, the humiliation at age 13.

.

Busted for sure.

Markul · 10-31-2011, 02:06 PM

Yea my mom caught me at age 12 or something LOL

raymor · 10-31-2011, 02:12 PM

My Doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked what kind of medical problem it could possibly be causing. She said "none, it's just really freaking me out. Put that thing away!"

MaDalton · 10-31-2011, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

I was 17 and had spent the night at a friends house. He had to work in the morning until around noon. I got up and was in the shower. I decided to beat it. His mom, for whatever reason. walks into the bathroom (the door didn't lock or even really shut properly so I didn't hear her) and she pulled back the curtain to scare me and ask if I wanted breakfast. She caught me mid stroke.

What was worse was afterward she tells me not to be ashamed, everyone does it and if I need to beat off it is cool, just let her know and she will make sure to give me some space.

she didnt offer to help?

scottybuzz · 10-31-2011, 02:18 PM

better being caught by a parent rather than catching a parent.

thickcash_amo · 10-31-2011, 02:21 PM

Never, but I caught an ex of mine doing it.

epitome · 10-31-2011, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raymor

My Doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked what kind of medical problem it could possibly be causing. She said "none, it's just really freaking me out. Put that thing away!"

Hahaha

kane · 10-31-2011, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

she didnt offer to help?

Not then, but there is more to the story. . .

After high school my buddy went in the military and his mom moved to Florida where she had family and a job offer. So I didn't see or hear anything from her for about 6-7 years. Then my buddy's grandma dies. At the time I was living in Los Angeles so I come back for the funeral and she comes in from Florida. We have the funeral, then the wake/reception where she gets drunk as hell. I end up driving her and a couple of other drunk people home. She is my last stop. We get to the motel she is staying at and I help her carry a few things into her room (she had a couple of big bowls and some other stuff from the reception). I set the stuff on one bed, she is sitting on the other and thanks me then opens up her arms like she wants a hug. I walk over and she wraps her arms around my waist and hugs me, but grabs my ass. Then she lets go, puts her hands on my hips, looks me in the eye and says, "I really want to suck your dick right now."

I was very shocked. I told her I didn't think that was a good idea. She explains how she has wanted to suck my dick for a long time and that the day after tomorrow she is going home and we likely will never see each other again so nobody is going to know. I take a couple of steps back and she then tells me if I want more, I can have anything I want. I tell her I am flattered, but I just can't. She then staggers over and hugs me again, reaches down and grabs my dick and tells me to just let her feel it for a minute. She stands there swaying on her feet, drunk as hell and holding my dick then I walk her back the bed, sit here down and leave.

I was convinced that she wouldn't even remember it, but the next day I saw her briefly as I was at the grandma's house with my buddy and she stopped by to help out with a few things. I didn't say anything about it then just as she is getting ready to go and saying her goodbyes she whispers to me that the offer is still open if I want to come over tonight.

It was a strange situation for sure.

kane · 10-31-2011, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz

better being caught by a parent rather than catching a parent.

One of my best friends has a mom who recently got really sick and had to have some major surgeries and stuff. She and his dad had been divorced about 10 years and she lived alone. After the surgery she moved in with one of his brothers and his wife so they could take care of her. All of the kids (my buddy, his two brothers and sister) all went to the mom's place to clean it out, get rid of the junk, put things in storage etc. My buddy comes across a handful of VHS tapes with no marks on them. She has a VHS/DVD player so they put them in one at a time to make sure they aren't throwing away a wedding video or something she might want. The first few were just TV shows she had recorded. Then they put one in and it is her bent over the end of the couch with their dad pounding away on her.

The immediately stop it and are grossed out. My buddy tells me the funniest part that about three hours later he and his sister are in the moving truck driving down the road and out of nowhere she says. "How old do you think that tape is of mom and dad?" My buddy tells at least 10 years, probably 12-15. He says, "Why?" She replies, "I was just thinking about all the times I sat on that end of the couch."

anexsia · 10-31-2011, 03:42 PM

Nope, but if you're caught masturbating in public you will have to become a registered Sex Offender and in Cook's County, police will visit your on holidays such as Halloween to ask you questions and make sure you are following all rules.

vsex · 10-31-2011, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

I was about 13 and the family was on a holiday and we were in a towed caravan camper. It was the kind with the double axles in the middle. My parents were in one end, my brother and sister wanted to sleep in a tent outside, and I was in the other end. I thought I had privacy, but I guess the axles being in the middle meant that the vibration I was causing on my end, was being transmitted to the other end. All of the sudden my Step Father yelled, "Cut it out, or you will wear it out completely!", and he and my mother both started laughing.

Oh, the humiliation at age 13.

.

That explains a lot.

TeenCat · 10-31-2011, 05:07 PM

my cat is watching me while i am masturbating ... not sure if that counts ...

Mr Pheer · 10-31-2011, 08:56 PM

I'm going to get caught tomorrow so I'll have a cool story to tell.

BIGTYMER · 10-31-2011, 09:08 PM

I got caught a few times as a teen. Terrible.

Caught my sister a few times though! She really liked the corner of her dresser. It wasnt until I was older that i figured out what she was doing.

CyberHustler · 10-31-2011, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

I will never be caught. I'm a stealth whacker.

I take necessary precautions, and scout my perimeter. If anything is not right, then its mission abort.

CurrentlySober · 11-01-2011, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenCat

my cat is watching me while i am masturbating ... not sure if that counts ...

if you masturbate your cat in return, then at least its considered 'Mutual'?

DamianJ · 11-01-2011, 01:37 AM

I got sent out of class at school because I was being disruptive and had to stand in the corridor/hall.

So I cracked one off there.

Didn't get caught, and splooged on the wall.

Excellent.

kane · 11-01-2011, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

I got sent out of class at school because I was being disruptive and had to stand in the corridor/hall.

So I cracked one off there.

Didn't get caught, and splooged on the wall.

Excellent.

That is what I call adapting and overcoming.

martinsc · 11-01-2011, 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

drmadcat · 11-01-2011, 03:01 AM

never but come close a few times (ill get caught next time)

CurrentlySober · 11-01-2011, 03:56 AM

i cant afford to masturbate...

CurrentlySober · 11-01-2011, 03:58 AM

Actually - YES ! My avatar reminded me!!!

When I was ill, I had a mental problem that lead to loss of all inhibitions...

But when I did it in hospital (And got cought (sic)) They understood and it wasn't a problem...

stephane76 · 11-01-2011, 06:24 AM

sperbonzo · 11-01-2011, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vsex

That explains a lot.

.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-01-2011, 06:38 AM

You jerk-offs should check this out:

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CaptainHowdy · 11-01-2011, 06:46 AM

Always ..........

John-ACWM · 11-01-2011, 07:01 AM

No, some funny stories though

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