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Old 10-31-2011, 02:03 PM  
epitome
So Fucking Lame
 
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No, but when I moved out of my Moms I left behind a locked file cabinet with gay porn, an ashtray full of cigarette butts, a half bottle or vodka and some shake in a bag.

She asked me for a year to come pick it up but I didn't. Not knowing all of my secrets were in it, she busted the lock to claim the cabinet herself. She learned a lot that day.

Ironically, I had a flamboyant straight friend (well he was banging lots of girls) and she was convinced the gay porn was his and I was stashing it for him.

That is one of the first things she asked for clarification on when I came out.
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