I was 17 and had spent the night at a friends house. He had to work in the morning until around noon. I got up and was in the shower. I decided to beat it. His mom, for whatever reason. walks into the bathroom (the door didn't lock or even really shut properly so I didn't hear her) and she pulled back the curtain to scare me and ask if I wanted breakfast. She caught me mid stroke.
What was worse was afterward she tells me not to be ashamed, everyone does it and if I need to beat off it is cool, just let her know and she will make sure to give me some space.
