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Rick Diculous · 10-13-2011, 11:11 PM

I know I'm early, but in april I'm going to see a Black Hawks v Red Wings game in detroit and I was wondering if there is anything fun to do or see in Detroit. Any good restaurant recommendations?

porno jew · 10-13-2011, 11:14 PM

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marlboroack · 10-13-2011, 11:17 PM

Ok, if i was in Detroit right now with like 2,000$. I would get a bunch of beer and hire a helicopter pilot to take me and my stripper GF around the city shore till i want to sleep. I donno, just trying to give you ideas.

Spunky · 10-13-2011, 11:24 PM

Paint your nuts blue and run around the city yelling I need the Mandingo cock

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-13-2011, 11:27 PM

What do you expect from a city that names it's hockey team after the act of going down on a woman on her period, and describes the discharge from a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle onto the man...

Lions, and Tigers, and Red Wings, oh my!!!

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leg4 · 10-13-2011, 11:29 PM

I would find it interesting to explore the deserted parts... I bet a lot of it is like New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina right now?

dodger21 · 10-13-2011, 11:43 PM

its teh biggest toilet of a city ive ever been to. aint shit to do dawg

CurrentlySober · 10-14-2011, 12:36 AM

Suicide?

JFK · 10-14-2011, 12:38 AM

YES, LEAVE

PR_EZEKIEL · 10-14-2011, 12:48 AM

http://www.postbar.com/locations_detroit.html = pregame drinks
http://www.roastdetroit.com/ = great spot for dinner
http://slowsbarbq.com/ = kick ass barbecue
http://www.cliffbells.com/ = something different
http://penthousegentlemenclub.com/home.aspx

Rick Diculous · 10-24-2011, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_EZEKIEL

http://www.postbar.com/locations_detroit.html = pregame drinks
http://www.roastdetroit.com/ = great spot for dinner
http://slowsbarbq.com/ = kick ass barbecue
http://www.cliffbells.com/ = something different
http://penthousegentlemenclub.com/home.aspx

Thanks!

We're actually going to the Chicago v. Detroit game in april. I just want to make sure I make the most of my day over there

SafeCharge EddieK · 10-24-2011, 09:43 PM

Was going to say, go see the Detroit Lions, but now that they lost! ah forget

lazycash · 10-24-2011, 09:44 PM

amateurbfs · 10-25-2011, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Would you do Ashley?

epitome · 10-25-2011, 01:29 AM

You can go hang out with Barefootsies and suck on toes while listening to George Michael. Great time to be had I am sure.

astronaut x · 10-25-2011, 01:31 AM

If you like to be mugged, beat up, raped or murdered, then Detroit is the town for you.

L-Pink · 10-25-2011, 01:57 AM

Cruse downtown areas and see what kind of house you can get for 5 grand.

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Barefootsies · 10-25-2011, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by epitome

You can go hang out with Barefootsies and suck on toes while listening to George Michael. Great time to be had I am sure.

biskoppen · 10-25-2011, 05:01 AM

http://www.trulia.com/property/30641...troit-MI-48238

Brent 3dSexCash · 10-25-2011, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by dodger21

its teh biggest toilet of a city ive ever been to. aint shit to do dawg

This is so true. It is a complete dump. I stayed at the mgm grand when i was there which is actually really nice but outside looked like war zone.

L-Pink · 10-25-2011, 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by biskoppen

http://www.trulia.com/property/30641...troit-MI-48238

The house you linked to sold 9 years earlier for $130,000. Now it's $15,000 or offer.

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Barefootsies · 10-25-2011, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Brent 3dSexCash

This is so true. It is a complete dump. I stayed at the mgm grand when i was there which is actually really nice but outside looked like war zone.

Agreed.

I have stayed there myself a few times. It's a nice hotel. I do not like to drive back across the state, 2-3 hours, after going to a concert. I've been told it is one of the nicest of the Detroit casinos and has most of the trendy nightclubs I guess. Although I have never been to the others. You had a nice view of the Ambassador bridge out your bedroom window,.... over the war zone.

Barefootsies · 10-25-2011, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

The house you linked to sold 9 years earlier for $130,000. Now it's $15,000 or offer.

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There is a lot of beautiful architecture in some of those older homes when you drive through Detroit. Even downtown, you have some of these Cathedrals that are just amazing. Kinda sad to see how far it's fallen from the glory days. It almost brings a tear to ye eye to see some of these building that were once lovely, and now are all blown out and look like they are in Beirut. There are even some downtown by Ford Field, and Comerica Park.

PR_Glen · 10-25-2011, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by astronaut x

If you like to be mugged, beat up, raped or murdered, then Detroit is the town for you.

I've been going downtown there for years and never even had one incident so stop being a pussy...

http://slowsbarbq.com/ = kick ass barbecue (this is an understatement it's fucking awesome) and only about a 5-10$ cab ride from Joe Louis Arena.

Ross · 10-25-2011, 06:15 AM

Westin Book Cadillac is a great spot downtown if you want a nice meal and some drinks. It has a nice trendy bar you can hang out at after your meal.

ruff · 10-25-2011, 06:17 AM

Go to Belle Isle and have a picnic. You can see Canada from there. It's fun, it's cheap and it will kill a few hours.

ajrocks · 10-25-2011, 06:26 AM

Mexican town is pretty good, great food and safe, other then that put on a nice watch and walk around to see if you can survive! It's fun!

hateman · 10-25-2011, 07:09 AM

Go on a safari.

Evil Chris · 10-25-2011, 07:32 AM

Detroit a dump?

How can this be when there are so many songs written about Detroit.
Like um... well, you know the one.

PR_Chi · 10-25-2011, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by ajrocks

Mexican town is pretty good, great food and safe, other then that put on a nice watch and walk around to see if you can survive! It's fun!

Mexican town is pretty tasty- close to the bridge so might as well go over smoke a cuban and check out the casino.

V_RocKs · 10-25-2011, 08:26 AM

Go smoke a blunt and pretend everything is kickass

Sophie Delancey · 10-25-2011, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by astronaut x

If you like to be mugged, beat up, raped or murdered, then Detroit is the town for you.

My first thought upon seeing this thread was "Get stabbed?"

lazycash · 10-25-2011, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by amateurbfs

Would you do Ashley?

Hell no, she's a bitch.

PR_Glen · 10-25-2011, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

Detroit a dump?

How can this be when there are so many songs written about Detroit.
Like um... well, you know the one.

I don't recall one song about Montreal either... does that make it a dump?

LAJ · 10-25-2011, 11:02 AM

Cruise woodward... get into a high speed car chase. And then cross the bridge and enjoy your night in Windsor.

O MARINA · 10-25-2011, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Rick Diculous

Anything fun to do in Detroit?

get a job?

mixing · 10-25-2011, 11:24 AM

You could always look up the closest casino. That's always a great way to spend an evening

bronco67 · 10-25-2011, 02:36 PM

Play a game of dodge the bullet.

Supz · 10-25-2011, 03:43 PM

I hear leaving Detroit is pretty fun.

The Heron · 10-25-2011, 04:49 PM

Shoot a crackhead? Don't worry, it'll go unsolved

garce · 10-25-2011, 04:56 PM

Go to Windsor - go to Detroit and watch game - go back to Windsor.

astronaut x · 10-27-2011, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

I've been going downtown there for years and never even had one incident so stop being a pussy...

http://slowsbarbq.com/ = kick ass barbecue (this is an understatement it's fucking awesome) and only about a 5-10$ cab ride from Joe Louis Arena.

So your the guy who chased me down with a bat in the parking lot for not moving my car fast enough?

astronaut x · 10-27-2011, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen

I've been going downtown there for years and never even had one incident so stop being a pussy...

http://slowsbarbq.com/ = kick ass barbecue (this is an understatement it's fucking awesome) and only about a 5-10$ cab ride from Joe Louis Arena.

Btw, I grew up in the Detroit area. Most of my family lives in the Detroit area.

Lets see.... My Stepfathers mother was stabbed in the eye with a screwdriver while taking money out of an atm.

My cousin was shot and killed at a house party.

My sisters friend was raped and murdered by a crackhead.

My brother was beaten and mugged after parking his car and walking to a Lions game.

I was mugged twice in my lifetime living in that area.

Growing up, our house was broken into and vandalized on several occasions.
My car had 3 stereos stolen, one time they took the entire speaker installations out.

Just recently, I was loading my luggage from a downtown hotel and the shuttle bus driver pulls up behind me and honks his horn for me to move. I didn't move fast enough so he gets out of his shuttle bus and chases me out of the parking lot with a bat. And this guy was employed by the hotel. LOL.

Yea, classy place.

astronaut x · 10-27-2011, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

I've been going downtown there for years and never even had one incident so stop being a pussy...

http://slowsbarbq.com/ = kick ass barbecue (this is an understatement it's fucking awesome) and only about a 5-10$ cab ride from Joe Louis Arena.

Oh yea, there was also on one occasion I woke up hearing a commotion outside my window, and saw a man beaten to death by 7 or 8 guys. They were kicking the man in the face over and over, like Jason Hanson doing a kickoff on Ford Field.

PR_Glen · 10-27-2011, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by astronaut x

So your the guy who chased me down with a bat in the parking lot for not moving my car fast enough?

Ok i would never do that, if you cut me off and almost caused me to crash however... ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by astronaut x

Btw, I grew up in the Detroit area. Most of my family lives in the Detroit area.

Lets see.... My Stepfathers mother was stabbed in the eye with a screwdriver while taking money out of an atm.

My cousin was shot and killed at a house party.

My sisters friend was raped and murdered by a crackhead.

My brother was beaten and mugged after parking his car and walking to a Lions game.

I was mugged twice in my lifetime living in that area.

Growing up, our house was broken into and vandalized on several occasions.
My car had 3 stereos stolen, one time they took the entire speaker installations out.

Just recently, I was loading my luggage from a downtown hotel and the shuttle bus driver pulls up behind me and honks his horn for me to move. I didn't move fast enough so he gets out of his shuttle bus and chases me out of the parking lot with a bat. And this guy was employed by the hotel. LOL.

Yea, classy place.

Ok fair enough, your opinion is obviously qualified on the matter. Just seemed that you were perpetuating an outdated stereotype in your post above. I mostly am around the heart of the downtown area so all lighted and cops around so I have never had any issues like that.

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astronaut x · 10-28-2011, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

Ok i would never do that, if you cut me off and almost caused me to crash however... ;)

Ok fair enough, your opinion is obviously qualified on the matter. Just seemed that you were perpetuating an outdated stereotype in your post above. I mostly am around the heart of the downtown area so all lighted and cops around so I have never had any issues like that.

I see your from Canada... I had the privilege of visiting Toronto this summer. Very nice city. I had a great time there. Hard to believe Detroit is so close. Even Niagra Falls on the US side is a dump. Just cross the bridge into Canada, and it's fucking nice.

People think America is so fucking great. Some places are great, but most of it is shit.

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