So many webmasters held my vagina (pics) - GoFuckYourself.com

Sarah_Jayne · 10-09-2011, 09:09 PM

Through three countries of Europe, one fine upstanding member of the adult industry after another was kind enough to hold my vagina. They held my vagina - and in some cases rectum, with such skill that it only felt right to shares some of the finer efforts with the wider world.

Ladies and gents, thank you for holding my vagina.

Sarah_Jayne · 10-09-2011, 09:16 PM

devilspost · 10-09-2011, 09:24 PM

Nice trim pussy and asshole I would touch it after a bath in purell but I would not hit it ;)

Sarah_Jayne · 10-09-2011, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by devilspost

Nice trim pussy and asshole I would touch it after a bath in purell but I would not hit it ;)

Very wise...these particular vaginas got around a bit. They would each only last one show before being too icky to touch. Don't even get me started on what the one that went to the GFY awards looked like the next day.

pornmasta · 10-09-2011, 10:21 PM

Where is paul markham ?

FlexxAeon · 10-09-2011, 10:27 PM

you hussy!

PromoterX · 10-09-2011, 11:34 PM

That vagina gets around!

Spunky · 10-09-2011, 11:35 PM

Any pussy is good

Sarah_Jayne · 10-09-2011, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta

Where is paul markham ?

I put Damian in there twice to make up for the lack of Paul vagina.

Sarah_Jayne · 10-09-2011, 11:51 PM

I personally love this one ...yup, he is drinking orange juice out of her.

kane · 10-10-2011, 12:10 AM

I don't mean to tell anyone their business, but in one of those pics it appears your vagina is blue. . . you might want to see someone about that.

CurrentlySober · 10-10-2011, 12:11 AM

Hi Sarah - Good to meet you in London

If you remember, outside the first pub on the pub crawl, I politely requested the opportunity to shove my fingers into your vagina?

You obliged by getting it out, however the black guy 'Knave' and the white guy 'Smooch' who I was with at the time, were quicker on the draw than I was, and before I had the chance to finger you, they were both knuckles deep in your vagina, at the same time...

Now, I'm in no way racist, or homophobic, but the concept of joining in with a gay, interracial 3-way, (in your vagina) was just a bit much for me.

I am pretty open minded, but as we had only just met I declined. Leaving me in the rare postion of being someone who didn't finger your vagina, and now I feel a bit left out...

However, next time we meet, I promise to break my finger virginity with your vagina, and look forward to standing proud, and shoving a few fingers as deep as possible...

Take care

cooldude7 · 10-10-2011, 12:13 AM

nice., pussies u got there.,

Tofu · 10-10-2011, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Hi Sarah - Good to meet you in London

If you remember, outside the first pub on the pub crawl, I politely requested the opportunity to shove my fingers into your vagina?

You obliged by getting it out, however the black guy 'Knave' and the white guy 'Smooch' who I was with at the time, were quicker on the draw than I was, and before I had the chance to finger you, they were both knuckles deep in your vagina, at the same time...

Now, I'm in no way racist, or homophobic, but the concept of joining in with a gay, interracial 3-way, (in your vagina) was just a bit much for me.

I am pretty open minded, but as we had only just met I declined. Leaving me in the rare postion of being someone who didn't finger your vagina, and now I feel a bit left out...

However, next time we meet, I promise to break my finger virginity with your vagina, and look forward to standing proud, and shoving a few fingers as deep as possible...

Take care

halfpint · 10-10-2011, 03:11 AM

Can you also buy a gel which smells like pussy to go with those things or do they smell like rubber ? ..just wondering ..thats all ..could be another product to add

CurrentlySober · 10-10-2011, 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint

Can you also buy a gel which smells like pussy to go with those things or do they smell like rubber ? ..just wondering ..thats all ..could be another product to add

???

charlie g · 10-10-2011, 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint

Can you also buy a gel which smells like pussy to go with those things or do they smell like rubber ? ..just wondering ..thats all ..could be another product to add

I suggest a can of sardines for an authentic aroma for your fleshlight. I like the ones packed in mustard oil. If I want to have a romantic rendezvous with a French girl I open a can for a few days first.

PS. I expect a royalty WHEN the sardine flavored fleshlight is introduced on the market!

DamianJ · 10-10-2011, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_Fleshlight

I put Damian in there twice to make up for the lack of Paul vagina.

Hee hee

cherrylula · 10-10-2011, 05:40 AM

those pussies really get around huh

CaptainHowdy · 10-10-2011, 05:44 AM

I bet you can do some psychological profiling depending on how they hold the Fleshlight ...

JFK · 10-10-2011, 06:12 AM

Thanks for the pic.................... I think

~Ray · 10-10-2011, 06:19 AM

another interesting GFY thread.

adbash · 10-10-2011, 06:33 AM

that is a weird thread for sure

but it's always some way of promote product

MediaGuy · 10-10-2011, 07:52 AM

This thread surely does deliver...

:D

Sarah_Jayne · 10-10-2011, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlexxAeon

you hussy!

I know, my grandmother is tutting in her grave.

yuu.design · 10-10-2011, 08:18 AM

funny pics dude!

spazlabz · 10-10-2011, 08:33 AM

well worded post!

Vendzilla · 10-10-2011, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Fleshlight

I personally love this one ...yup, he is drinking orange juice out of her.

I was there, yes, it was OJ

AK · 10-10-2011, 09:04 AM

hhahaha, that's awesome Sarah!

Imortyl Pussycat · 10-10-2011, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Hi Sarah - Good to meet you in London

If you remember, outside the first pub on the pub crawl, I politely requested the opportunity to shove my fingers into your vagina?

You obliged by getting it out, however the black guy 'Knave' and the white guy 'Smooch' who I was with at the time, were quicker on the draw than I was, and before I had the chance to finger you, they were both knuckles deep in your vagina, at the same time...

Now, I'm in no way racist, or homophobic, but the concept of joining in with a gay, interracial 3-way, (in your vagina) was just a bit much for me.

I am pretty open minded, but as we had only just met I declined. Leaving me in the rare postion of being someone who didn't finger your vagina, and now I feel a bit left out...

However, next time we meet, I promise to break my finger virginity with your vagina, and look forward to standing proud, and shoving a few fingers as deep as possible...

Take care

michael.kickass · 10-10-2011, 09:18 AM

Some pics are funny as hell.

vsex · 10-10-2011, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Fleshlight

I feel sorry for any woman who has that view between her legs!

Sid70 · 10-10-2011, 10:34 AM

Even Chris Rock did it!

Sarah_Jayne · 10-10-2011, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

I don't mean to tell anyone their business, but in one of those pics it appears your vagina is blue. . . you might want to see someone about that.

You have heard of blue balks, right?

If you were a woman on the road without your boyfriend for this long, you might have blue vag too.

CurrentlySober · 10-10-2011, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tofu_Fleshlight

I have no idea why you are laughing? Every word is 100% true. And you should know! You were stood nearby!

Here is a pic of my mate 'Knave' boldy going where only a few thousand other webmasters had gone before...

Sarah_Jayne · 10-10-2011, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PromoterX

That vagina gets around!

Like a Timex...she takes a licking and keeps on...

Sarah_Jayne · 10-10-2011, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Fleshlight

You have heard of blue balks, right?

If you were a woman on the road without your boyfriend for this long, you might have blue vag too.

Um...blue balls

Though as a baseball fan, kind of love that my phone corrected ball to balk .

Scott McD · 10-10-2011, 11:58 AM

Sarah_Jayne · 10-10-2011, 12:01 PM

I won't lie, I was hurt. If the poo guy won't even touch my vagina then it can leave a girl with a complex. The next time we meet, I will let you touch me fresh out of my packaging. I will allow your digits to be the ones that break the seal, knowing all others that come afterwards are visiting your territory.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Hi Sarah - Good to meet you in London

If you remember, outside the first pub on the pub crawl, I politely requested the opportunity to shove my fingers into your vagina?

You obliged by getting it out, however the black guy 'Knave' and the white guy 'Smooch' who I was with at the time, were quicker on the draw than I was, and before I had the chance to finger you, they were both knuckles deep in your vagina, at the same time...

Now, I'm in no way racist, or homophobic, but the concept of joining in with a gay, interracial 3-way, (in your vagina) was just a bit much for me.

I am pretty open minded, but as we had only just met I declined. Leaving me in the rare postion of being someone who didn't finger your vagina, and now I feel a bit left out...

However, next time we meet, I promise to break my finger virginity with your vagina, and look forward to standing proud, and shoving a few fingers as deep as possible...

Take care

JFK · 10-10-2011, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vsex

I feel sorry for any woman who has that view between her legs!

When it get's to that point, They are in too much of an extasy to pay attention to the looks

JFK · 10-10-2011, 01:16 PM

John-ACWM · 10-10-2011, 01:18 PM

nice pics!

Sarah_Jayne · 10-10-2011, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint

Can you also buy a gel which smells like pussy to go with those things or do they smell like rubber ? ..just wondering ..thats all ..could be another product to add

Actually, you are not the first person that has told me they would like scent added.

To me, and I am bi so I know what those other than my own smell like, they smell mostly like baby powder at first. Then after usage they start smelling more like sex because you need to add lube (like with a real woman) and then the obvious man smell. So clean but still starts to build a more realalistic smell. Then, I am a woman and programmed to pick up on male pheramones.

Tofu · 10-10-2011, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Fleshlight

Actually, you are not the first person that has told me they would like scent added.

To me, and I am bi so I know what those other than my own smell like, they smell mostly like baby powder at first. Then after usage they start smelling more like sex because you need to add lube (like with a real woman) and then the obvious man smell. So clean but still starts to build a more realalistic smell. Then, I am a woman and programmed to pick up on male pheramones.

You speak the truth. I can't get the smell of cum out of mine. I've grown accustomed to it...

FlexxAeon · 10-10-2011, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Fleshlight

....you need to add lube (like with a real woman)....

Sarah_Jayne · 10-10-2011, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I bet you can do some psychological profiling depending on how they hold the Fleshlight ...

Finally, I can put my sociology degree to good use. That makes it worth the tuiition.

thickcash_amo · 10-10-2011, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Fleshlight

I personally love this one ...yup, he is drinking orange juice out of her.

I wonder if it could be used as a coffee thermus in a pinch

Sarah_Jayne · 10-10-2011, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

???

I fear the world in which we live in that such a product was able to make it to market.

candyflip · 10-10-2011, 09:12 PM

I want to fuck one of those monster pussies on film.

Sarah...you can help me make this a reality.

candyflip · 10-10-2011, 09:59 PM

Also...

Can't they make them BIGGER?

You know what I mean.

10-09-2011, 09:09 PM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	So many webmasters held my vagina (pics) Through three countries of Europe, one fine upstanding member of the adult industry after another was kind enough to hold my vagina. They held my vagina - and in some cases rectum, with such skill that it only felt right to shares some of the finer efforts with the wider world. Ladies and gents, thank you for holding my vagina.

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CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,614	Hi Sarah - Good to meet you in London If you remember, outside the first pub on the pub crawl, I politely requested the opportunity to shove my fingers into your vagina? You obliged by getting it out, however the black guy 'Knave' and the white guy 'Smooch' who I was with at the time, were quicker on the draw than I was, and before I had the chance to finger you, they were both knuckles deep in your vagina, at the same time... Now, I'm in no way racist, or homophobic, but the concept of joining in with a gay, interracial 3-way, (in your vagina) was just a bit much for me. I am pretty open minded, but as we had only just met I declined. Leaving me in the rare postion of being someone who didn't finger your vagina, and now I feel a bit left out... However, next time we meet, I promise to break my finger virginity with your vagina, and look forward to standing proud, and shoving a few fingers as deep as possible... Take care __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	I personally love this one ...yup, he is drinking orange juice out of her.

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kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	I don't mean to tell anyone their business, but in one of those pics it appears your vagina is blue. . . you might want to see someone about that.

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