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Sarah_Jayne 10-09-2011 09:09 PM

So many webmasters held my vagina (pics)
 
Through three countries of Europe, one fine upstanding member of the adult industry after another was kind enough to hold my vagina. They held my vagina - and in some cases rectum, with such skill that it only felt right to shares some of the finer efforts with the wider world.

Ladies and gents, thank you for holding my vagina.

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Sarah_Jayne 10-09-2011 09:16 PM

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devilspost 10-09-2011 09:24 PM

Nice trim pussy and asshole I would touch it after a bath in purell but I would not hit it ;)

Sarah_Jayne 10-09-2011 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by devilspost (Post 18480466)
Nice trim pussy and asshole I would touch it after a bath in purell but I would not hit it ;)

Very wise...these particular vaginas got around a bit. They would each only last one show before being too icky to touch. Don't even get me started on what the one that went to the GFY awards looked like the next day.

pornmasta 10-09-2011 10:21 PM

Where is paul markham ?

FlexxAeon 10-09-2011 10:27 PM

you hussy!

PromoterX 10-09-2011 11:34 PM

That vagina gets around!

Spunky 10-09-2011 11:35 PM

Any pussy is good

Sarah_Jayne 10-09-2011 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 18480511)
Where is paul markham ?

I put Damian in there twice to make up for the lack of Paul vagina.

Sarah_Jayne 10-09-2011 11:51 PM

I personally love this one ...yup, he is drinking orange juice out of her.

http://sjayne.com/boardpics/fleshlig...ghtBigGulp.gif

kane 10-10-2011 12:10 AM

I don't mean to tell anyone their business, but in one of those pics it appears your vagina is blue. . . you might want to see someone about that. :)

CurrentlySober 10-10-2011 12:11 AM

Hi Sarah - Good to meet you in London :)

If you remember, outside the first pub on the pub crawl, I politely requested the opportunity to shove my fingers into your vagina?

You obliged by getting it out, however the black guy 'Knave' and the white guy 'Smooch' who I was with at the time, were quicker on the draw than I was, and before I had the chance to finger you, they were both knuckles deep in your vagina, at the same time...

Now, I'm in no way racist, or homophobic, but the concept of joining in with a gay, interracial 3-way, (in your vagina) was just a bit much for me.

I am pretty open minded, but as we had only just met I declined. Leaving me in the rare postion of being someone who didn't finger your vagina, and now I feel a bit left out...

However, next time we meet, I promise to break my finger virginity with your vagina, and look forward to standing proud, and shoving a few fingers as deep as possible...

Take care :)

cooldude7 10-10-2011 12:13 AM

nice., pussies u got there.,

Tofu 10-10-2011 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18480639)
Hi Sarah - Good to meet you in London :)

If you remember, outside the first pub on the pub crawl, I politely requested the opportunity to shove my fingers into your vagina?

You obliged by getting it out, however the black guy 'Knave' and the white guy 'Smooch' who I was with at the time, were quicker on the draw than I was, and before I had the chance to finger you, they were both knuckles deep in your vagina, at the same time...

Now, I'm in no way racist, or homophobic, but the concept of joining in with a gay, interracial 3-way, (in your vagina) was just a bit much for me.

I am pretty open minded, but as we had only just met I declined. Leaving me in the rare postion of being someone who didn't finger your vagina, and now I feel a bit left out...

However, next time we meet, I promise to break my finger virginity with your vagina, and look forward to standing proud, and shoving a few fingers as deep as possible...

Take care :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

halfpint 10-10-2011 03:11 AM

Can you also buy a gel which smells like pussy to go with those things or do they smell like rubber ? ..just wondering ..thats all ..could be another product to add :)

CurrentlySober 10-10-2011 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 18480861)
Can you also buy a gel which smells like pussy to go with those things or do they smell like rubber ? ..just wondering ..thats all ..could be another product to add :)

http://i.imgur.com/Uo80M.jpg

???

charlie g 10-10-2011 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 18480861)
Can you also buy a gel which smells like pussy to go with those things or do they smell like rubber ? ..just wondering ..thats all ..could be another product to add :)

I suggest a can of sardines for an authentic aroma for your fleshlight. I like the ones packed in mustard oil. If I want to have a romantic rendezvous with a French girl I open a can for a few days first.


PS. I expect a royalty WHEN the sardine flavored fleshlight is introduced on the market! :winkwink::winkwink:

DamianJ 10-10-2011 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Fleshlight (Post 18480613)
I put Damian in there twice to make up for the lack of Paul vagina.

Hee hee :)

cherrylula 10-10-2011 05:40 AM

those pussies really get around huh :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 10-10-2011 05:44 AM

I bet you can do some psychological profiling depending on how they hold the Fleshlight ...

JFK 10-10-2011 06:12 AM

Thanks for the pic.................... I think:helpme

~Ray 10-10-2011 06:19 AM

another interesting GFY thread.

adbash 10-10-2011 06:33 AM

that is a weird thread for sure :) but it's always some way of promote product

MediaGuy 10-10-2011 07:52 AM

This thread surely does deliver...

:D

Sarah_Jayne 10-10-2011 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlexxAeon (Post 18480524)
you hussy!

I know, my grandmother is tutting in her grave.

yuu.design 10-10-2011 08:18 AM

funny pics dude!

spazlabz 10-10-2011 08:33 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh well worded post!

Vendzilla 10-10-2011 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Fleshlight (Post 18480621)
I personally love this one ...yup, he is drinking orange juice out of her.

http://sjayne.com/boardpics/fleshlig...ghtBigGulp.gif

I was there, yes, it was OJ

AK 10-10-2011 09:04 AM

hhahaha, that's awesome Sarah!

Imortyl Pussycat 10-10-2011 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18480639)
Hi Sarah - Good to meet you in London :)

If you remember, outside the first pub on the pub crawl, I politely requested the opportunity to shove my fingers into your vagina?

You obliged by getting it out, however the black guy 'Knave' and the white guy 'Smooch' who I was with at the time, were quicker on the draw than I was, and before I had the chance to finger you, they were both knuckles deep in your vagina, at the same time...

Now, I'm in no way racist, or homophobic, but the concept of joining in with a gay, interracial 3-way, (in your vagina) was just a bit much for me.

I am pretty open minded, but as we had only just met I declined. Leaving me in the rare postion of being someone who didn't finger your vagina, and now I feel a bit left out...

However, next time we meet, I promise to break my finger virginity with your vagina, and look forward to standing proud, and shoving a few fingers as deep as possible...

Take care :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

michael.kickass 10-10-2011 09:18 AM

Some pics are funny as hell. :)

vsex 10-10-2011 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Fleshlight (Post 18480455)

I feel sorry for any woman who has that view between her legs! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:winkwink:

Sid70 10-10-2011 10:34 AM

Even Chris Rock did it!

Sarah_Jayne 10-10-2011 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 18480638)
I don't mean to tell anyone their business, but in one of those pics it appears your vagina is blue. . . you might want to see someone about that. :)

You have heard of blue balks, right?

If you were a woman on the road without your boyfriend for this long, you might have blue vag too.

CurrentlySober 10-10-2011 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tofu_Fleshlight (Post 18480790)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I have no idea why you are laughing? Every word is 100% true. And you should know! You were stood nearby!

Here is a pic of my mate 'Knave' boldy going where only a few thousand other webmasters had gone before...

http://i.imgur.com/k8AY6.jpg

Sarah_Jayne 10-10-2011 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PromoterX (Post 18480603)
That vagina gets around!

Like a Timex...she takes a licking and keeps on...

Sarah_Jayne 10-10-2011 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Fleshlight (Post 18481679)
You have heard of blue balks, right?

If you were a woman on the road without your boyfriend for this long, you might have blue vag too.

Um...blue balls

Though as a baseball fan, kind of love that my phone corrected ball to balk .

Scott McD 10-10-2011 11:58 AM

http://www.demotivationalposters.org...1254427429.jpg

Sarah_Jayne 10-10-2011 12:01 PM

I won't lie, I was hurt. If the poo guy won't even touch my vagina then it can leave a girl with a complex. The next time we meet, I will let you touch me fresh out of my packaging. I will allow your digits to be the ones that break the seal, knowing all others that come afterwards are visiting your territory.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18480639)
Hi Sarah - Good to meet you in London :)

If you remember, outside the first pub on the pub crawl, I politely requested the opportunity to shove my fingers into your vagina?

You obliged by getting it out, however the black guy 'Knave' and the white guy 'Smooch' who I was with at the time, were quicker on the draw than I was, and before I had the chance to finger you, they were both knuckles deep in your vagina, at the same time...

Now, I'm in no way racist, or homophobic, but the concept of joining in with a gay, interracial 3-way, (in your vagina) was just a bit much for me.

I am pretty open minded, but as we had only just met I declined. Leaving me in the rare postion of being someone who didn't finger your vagina, and now I feel a bit left out...

However, next time we meet, I promise to break my finger virginity with your vagina, and look forward to standing proud, and shoving a few fingers as deep as possible...

Take care :)


JFK 10-10-2011 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vsex (Post 18481484)
I feel sorry for any woman who has that view between her legs! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:winkwink:

When it get's to that point, They are in too much of an extasy to pay attention to the looks :Graucho

JFK 10-10-2011 01:16 PM

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...674/z14599.jpg

John-ACWM 10-10-2011 01:18 PM

:1orglaugh nice pics!

Sarah_Jayne 10-10-2011 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 18480861)
Can you also buy a gel which smells like pussy to go with those things or do they smell like rubber ? ..just wondering ..thats all ..could be another product to add :)

Actually, you are not the first person that has told me they would like scent added.

To me, and I am bi so I know what those other than my own smell like, they smell mostly like baby powder at first. Then after usage they start smelling more like sex because you need to add lube (like with a real woman) and then the obvious man smell. So clean but still starts to build a more realalistic smell. Then, I am a woman and programmed to pick up on male pheramones.

Tofu 10-10-2011 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Fleshlight (Post 18482092)
Actually, you are not the first person that has told me they would like scent added.

To me, and I am bi so I know what those other than my own smell like, they smell mostly like baby powder at first. Then after usage they start smelling more like sex because you need to add lube (like with a real woman) and then the obvious man smell. So clean but still starts to build a more realalistic smell. Then, I am a woman and programmed to pick up on male pheramones.

You speak the truth. I can't get the smell of cum out of mine. I've grown accustomed to it...

FlexxAeon 10-10-2011 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Fleshlight (Post 18482092)
....you need to add lube (like with a real woman)....

:error :winkwink:

Sarah_Jayne 10-10-2011 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18481052)
I bet you can do some psychological profiling depending on how they hold the Fleshlight ...

Finally, I can put my sociology degree to good use. That makes it worth the tuiition.

thickcash_amo 10-10-2011 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Fleshlight (Post 18480621)
I personally love this one ...yup, he is drinking orange juice out of her.

http://sjayne.com/boardpics/fleshlig...ghtBigGulp.gif

I wonder if it could be used as a coffee thermus in a pinch :1orglaugh

Sarah_Jayne 10-10-2011 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18480969)

I fear the world in which we live in that such a product was able to make it to market.

candyflip 10-10-2011 09:12 PM

I want to fuck one of those monster pussies on film.

Sarah...you can help me make this a reality.

candyflip 10-10-2011 09:59 PM

Also...

Can't they make them BIGGER?

You know what I mean.


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